ZX Live #02

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Humor - To start papochku anecdotes.

                         Yu M O P


  OU Championship, poprikalyvatsya little bit? To start a 
couple of jokes. 

 Elk with a hangover after a hard find a stream and drinking 
water. Saw him Hunter, loaded gun, stalked and shot moose and 
as drinking water and drink. Another shot. A moose as s notice. 
Hunter reloaded his gun - and two more shots and two more, and 
more ... on, SC potrony not over and Moose still worthwhile. 
Escaped the hunter with fright, and elk Stoi, drinking water 
and thinks: "What?" drink water, and I was getting worse and 
worse! " 

 Two judged for what they BelAZ crushed Zaporozhets.
The judge passes sentence and obraschaetsya to the defendants:
 - Your last word.
One defendant says to another:
 - Vasya, I told you Zaporozhets, and you - a bucket, pail.

 In the shop:

  - Please give me candy. Well, this is not something "we have 
it," not "She's our" ...


  - No-no?

  - Ah vpomnil! "Pineapple"

 Well Che fun? Now read the Dictionary.


  Chop - a cat who loves summer.

  Neither here nor there - the compass.

  Sly as a Jew - a student.

  As a woman Marketplace - Controller.

  Ensign - holigan - Hooligan piercing wheel cars.

  Trident - rusk forgetful teeth.

  Puzzle - a state before the hangover.

  Lotion - horned man.

  Karaoke - punishment, deprivation of vision.

  Temperament - just a policeman.

  Underweight - dystrophic.

  Medic - knacker copper.

  Rodent - rusk.

  Miser - a new batinok.

  Recipe - Rejection diapers.

  Ograbdenie - tillage rake.

  Defector - traffic offender.

 And now we'll see what is good.


  Small - large well-gnawed.

  Subtle - well-thinner thick.

  Dirty - good clean reproach.

  Rotten - well proipryatonoe fresh.

  Drunk - a good walk sober.

  Sober - slept through a good drunk.

  My - well stolen someone else's.

  Fried - well-heated raw.

 And lastly, think about a few phrases of Philosophy:


  If wages grow at the same rate as prices, Ny her chain would 
not exist. 

  Not caught, but a thief.

  The more friends, the more likely that among them a real eye 
moves. 

  Even the most jealous woman would not refuse, what would 
their spouses  was also the husband.


 P.S

  Chyut had not forgotten to inform the most important event of 
the month. 

 On Saturday (28/10/2000) St. Petersburg hackers (many thanks 
to them), entered into the company mICROSOFT (MustdieSoft), and 
stole the source code Windows. By the way on this day, Bill 
Gates had a birthday. (Info at 100% confidence).