And now it's time for jokes. So:
“My beloved,” he whispered with adoration, “it’s true that I
your first man?
“Of course, the first one,” she answered dissatisfiedly. “I just didn’t
I understand why you guys, all as one, ask this stupid question
question?
***
- Darling! Do you think we can stay in this hotel?
so that no one suspects that we are spouses?
- Easy, dear! You follow me and carry both suitcases -
on.
*** - So, you gave all your daughters in marriage?
- Yes. The last one was last week.
- So now all your worries are behind you?
- Except that now you need to get on your feet
all our sons-in-law.
***
Two French women:
- Do you talk to your husband during intercourse?
- Yes, if there is a telephone nearby.
***
An elderly woman, having watched enough movies and television programs,
began to perceive modern fashion somewhat recklessly. And
Then one day she meets her husband completely naked.
“Are you completely crazy, grandma?” - not quite delicately
inquired the husband, seeing his lifelong friend so frank.
-You don’t understand anything about modernfashion,” she chuckled. “
This is my new erotic costume.
- Well, at least you could pet him, or something...
***
“Boris,” my wife asks on the phone, “did you check today?”
our lottery tickets?...
- I checked.
- Did you win anything?
“H. won,” the husband answered with offense.
- So look, don’t think about taking it with money!
***
- I beg you, stop courting me so openly. I
after all, she’s married.
- It doesn't matter. I'm not jealous.
*** - How stupid I was! Had a whole crowd of fans and everyone
rejected! - the wife laments.
“It’s a pity,” the husband sighs, “that I wasn’t in this crowd.”
***
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then be continue...
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