Are you ready? Let's go:
The wife accompanies her husband to the sanatorium and says:
- I beg you, do not waste money on things you can
to have a home for nothing.
***
Phone:
- Masha, will you give it to me?
- I'll give it to you, but who's talking?
***
- Josephine! Now get off your fiance's lap!
- Well, no, mommy! Today I managed to get here earlier
you! ***
The hostess barely had time to put on a robe before entering the room.
a servant entered.
- Louis! Why don't you knock? What if I'm naked?
“Don’t worry, madam,” the servant reassured her, “before
when entering, I always look through the keyhole.
***
Katsey and Baba Yaga meet.
-Where are you going, old woman? - asks Grandma Katsey.
- To the north, to the polar garrison.
- Why in such a cold?
- Yes, I’m tired of being a girl. Let me marry an officer, I think.
- Who will take you?
- Don't tell me, don't tell me. Here I am Baba Yaga, and there I am Vasilisa
Beautiful. ***
One day the teacher brought a brick to class and asked
children:
- Children, what do you think when looking at a brick?
Helen:
- About the great successes of Soviet builders.
Zhenechka:
- About the prospects for perestroika.
Vovochka:
- And I’m talking about women.
- Vovochka, but why? - asks the teacher.
- And I always think about them.
***
The girl's father asks the groom:
- Do you play cards? Do you drink? Do you smoke? Dragging after women
by us?
- No.- Then no wedding. I don’t want my wife to constantly
I used you as an example.
***
Two friends are talking:
- Natasha, dear, you graduated from school with a gold medal,
was an excellent student at the institute!... How did you become a currency pro-
a prostitute?
- Oh, I don’t know myself... Probably just lucky!..
***
The wife is going to the resort:
- Darling, what should I bring you?
- Whatever you want, now everyone is being treated.
***Armenian Radio was asked:
- What can the most beautiful woman in Paris give?
- She cannot give more than what she can give.
***
- If you’re going to get married, then take a beautiful woman and an excellent
cook!
- But this is bigamy!
***
The wife asks her husband:
- Why does our cow have such sad eyes? Did you notice?
- I would look at you if you were milked three times a day -
maybe, but once a year they took me to the bull...
***
Can't studyhaving sex in public - they will torture you with advice.
***
Two old men met.
- Well, how are you living?
- According to Karpov: e-two. And you?
- Like a watermelon - the belly grows, but the tip dries out.
***
then be continued ...
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