Jokes - Well, are you ready to laugh a little? Are you ready?!

                                                              
   So, are you ready to laugh a little? Are you ready?! Well then let's start  
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The wife sleeps with her lover. The husband unexpectedly returns.        
 - Damn it! - says the lover. - Where is the spare one? -  
move?                                                          
 - We don't have an emergency exit!                              
 - In that case, where would you like it to be.            
                                                              
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 A man fills out a form. Reaches the column `Boy or  
male`. They explain to him: well, if you slept with women, then you  
a man, and if not, then a boy.                                
 - Can you really sleep with them?                                 
 - Write, boy.                                          
                                                              
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Girl, do you have breasts?                                  
 - Yes!                                                    
 - Why don’t you wear them?                                
                                                              
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 Cat:  - How impudent the cats are in the next yard!              
Yesterday I was walking and I was raped, today I was walking and I was raped again,  
I'll go again tomorrow.                                           
                                                              
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The Armenian Radio was asked:                               
 - How should a young wife treat her husband?                     
 - How to treat a dog: feed it, caress it, sometimes take it for a walk.      
                                                              
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The teacher asks the children to come up with a sentence with the word  
PINEAPPLE.  MASHA:.                            
 Teacher: .                                
 MISHA: .                       
 Teacher: .                                     
 Vovochka: .                              
 Teacher: .                      
 Vovochka: .                    
                                                              
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The man's rooster is already old, he doesn't trample chickens, so he bought it  
young. Old and young roosters are sitting in the chicken coop, and the old one  
says: - But you, young man, try to catch up with me?                  
 - Well, come on, - the young man answers.                              
 - Come on, I'm around the barn, and you follow me!                      
 Well, they ran. The old one is ahead, the young one is behind him.             
A man catches a young rooster and twists his head off his head.  
by you:                                                         
 - Well, what are you going to do? I buy a third rooster, and that’s it  
pederasts!!!                                                  
                                                              

                                                              
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