PHRASES AND EXPRESSIONS ARE PRESENTED HERE
ONE OF THE DEPARTMENT'S TEACHERS
IZHEVSKY SOFTWARE
STATE TECHNICAL
UNIVERSITY.
...OUR SECONDARY EDUCATION HAS GONE TO
A DEAD END, SINCE APPEARED IN ITS ENVIRONMENT
INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVE BEEN HAPPENED BY THE DUSTY
BACKS OVER THE HEAD FROM THE CORNER, AND
WHO ARE Eagerly RUNNING FOR THE "BOARD"
HONOR", SO GO TO WORK, OTHERWISE
YOU WILL BE A MONKEY ALL YOUR LIFE, CONSTANTLY
BLAMING IS OFF THE TOPIC. ... INSTEAD
EPIGRAPH...
1. COMMONLY UNDERSTANDABLE PHRASES AND EXPRESSIONS.
1.1 DECENT
-AND THE BOOK IS POCKET. HAVE YOU READ
NOTES THAT ALL EXAMPLES ARE NECESSARY
CHECK AS THEY MAY NOT BE
WORKERS, THAT'S WHERE I TAKE IT FROM
EXAMPLE TEXTS.
-DID YOU HEARD KNOCKING ON THE DOOR?
- CALL.
-YOU MUST REASON THAT LIFE IS NOT
HIT YOU ON THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER.
-THIS IS ALL THE DIRTY HANDS OF ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE...
- HOW MUCH I AM WITH YOU EARS
WORKING...
-WHAT IS THIS? RUSSIFIED CHINESE
WORD?
-THIS IS DEATH FOR FLIES, AND YOU ARE MOSQUITOES.
-I AM TELLING YOU TILES... FROM
CRYPT.
-TIME GOES ON AND SO DOES SPACE.
- SO YOU ARE AS GREAT AS YOU WRITE.
-YOU LIKE TO WRITE SOME FOGY
PHRASES.
-YOU ARE ALL LOVERS OF BULLSHIT WRITING.
-LET YOU READ YOUR TALMUDS
TO YOUR FRIENDS, BUT PLEASE NOTE:
THAT THEY SHOULD NOT TRADE SEEDS
AT THE MARKET, OTHERWISE THEY WILL BE ADMIRED
EVERYTHING YOU ARE NOTGIVE IT.
-YOU WERE HITTED ON THE HEAD AS A CHILDHOOD
LIKE WOLFE, WHO TOLD THAT
MOM DROPPED HIM FROM THE 2ND, 3RD FLOOR,
AND AT THE MOMENT OF CRITICAL - FROM THE 6TH?
- WHY ARE YOU SILENT AS A SPY?
- ARE YOU ALL KEEPING SILENT LIKE PARTISANS?
-WHY ARE YOU SILENT LIKE ZOYE?
KOZMODEMYANSKAYA?
- SOME MURA...
- COULD YOU EXPLAIN THIS WISE THING TO ME?
THOUGHT?
-YOU HAVE COMPLETE FREEDOM OF ACTION!
ONLY YOU ARE UNDER CONTROL:
STEP LEFT OR STEP RIGHT AND...
SHOOTING!
-STUDENTS ARE NOT BUGS, NOT ALL OF THEM
PASS ON...
-ARE ARE YOU ALL CRAZY, GUYS?
Huh?
-I KNOW THAT THERE ARE CHINESE AMONG YOU.
-MARK THAT YOU DON'T HAVE
ATTACKS OF POWERFUL BEFORE EXAMPLES.
-YOU NOW OPERATE WITH THE METHOD
BULLYING.
-IT'S THE SAME: EITHER GRANDMOTHER WILL KNOCK
PAN ON THE HEAD, OR SUNSHINE
BLOW. WHAT WILL REACH YOU FASTER? Well,
PROBABLY THE SUN WILL REACH YOU, BECAUSE
YOU CAN GET AWAY FROM GRANDMOTHER.
-MY FRIENDS, BRAINLESS...
-THIS IS OUR INDUSTRY: ITSELF
COME ON, GLUE IT YOURSELF.
-IT'S A LITTLE THING, BUT IT'S SO NICE...
-YOU HAVE A BREAK!
- THERE IS SUCH A NOVEL - "ARSONISTS", DAC
THERE WAS THE SUCH PROVERB: "NOT
SHOOT THE PIANIST, HE PLAYS LIKE
MAYBE!"
-SOMEWHERE YOU ARE GOING UNDERGROUND!
- WHO DIDN'T MAKE IT, ANY DAMMIT
RECORD IT!
- HE IS THE MOST GLORIOUS OF ALL THE GLORIOUS.
-THE ONE GOING MOST AHEAD OF ALL.
-ALSO A “NICE” YOUTH.
- ALSO A GREAT SHRUGER.-I HAVE NO HATE FOR ANY OF YOU.
IDEA.
-DEATH TO ALL STUDENTS, LIKE FLIES!
-YOU ARE ALL FOOLS.
-WHEN THE PIPE IS RUNNED IN, YOU GET
POTS, JUGS AND ALL MURA.
-WHATEVER FORMULAS I DIDN’T FIND, I WROTE MY OWN.
-IT WAS BROUGHT, BUT VERY INTERESTING.
-YOU ALL CLEAR THIS WISE AND SIMPLE
STATEMENT?
-SHUT YOUR EARS AND RUN...
-HERESTY WILL BE KILLED!
-WHERE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, THERE IS YOU
GREAT REASONINGS...
-I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS MURA?
-I'M ASKING YOU, ARE YOU, AS PARTIZANS,
STRIVE IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS AND
PANIC!
-SIT DOWN, ONLY YOU ARE A PARTIZAN, AND
DEVELOP A TEAM VOICE!
-ARE YOU ALREADY PREPARING TO DEPARTURE FOR THAT
LIGHT FROM THE INSTITUTE?
-YOU ARE GOING TO HELL ALL THE TIME.
-YOU HAVE SOME FUCKING SYSTEM, I DON’T
I KNOW WHERE YOU GO!
-I'LL KNOCK YOU ON YOUR NOSE TWICE.
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x 61.2 NOT VERY DECENT AND VERY NOT
DECENT
- SHIT, SHIT, AND THE PACKAGING...
-I'LL ASK YOU TO TURN YOUR BACK,
BEND DOWN AND...WALK VASYA!
-THE 3RD IS WORSE, THE 4TH IS EVEN WORSE, AND THE 6TH IS WORSE
IT'S ALL OVER!
-WELL, EVERYTHING IS EASIER WITH MEN, BUT WITH
WOMEN... THE DAMMIT KNOWS WHAT
IN A YEAR THEY WILL NEED HATS WHERE
THEY WILL INSERT FEATHERS...
-YOU SHOULD WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SAME
FOOLS, THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME WITH YOU
I'M FACED.
-I WILL SEND YOU AWAY.
-WHAT DID YOU YELL?
-NAWHY THE FUCK I NEED YOUR FUCKING
ALGORITHM?
-I SENT ONE HERE
TO AN UNCERTAIN ADDRESS, GOING THERE,
I LOOK, SIT, READING SOMETHING ON
SCREEN, SO YOU UNDERSTAND ME.
-PASCAL- SHIT.
-SILENCE IS NOT RESISTANCE TO EVIL AND
CONSENT. THIS CAME FROM OUTSIDE: IF
A WOMAN SLASHED IN THE MOUTH - MEANS NOT
I AGREE.
-MARK THAT YOU DON'T HAVE
ATTACKS OF POWERFUL BEFORE EXAMPLES.
-YOU NOW OPERATE WITH THE METHOD
BULLYING.
-YOU ARE YOURSELF, TO SPEAK SOFTLY,
POSSESSED.
-THE FUCK THERE ARE “GREAT” PEOPLE IN EXCESS OF MEASURE!
-WELL, SHE DIDN'T REALLY FALL INTO MY
IN MY EYES, BUT IT WAS A BLOW FOR ME.
-THIS IS A FUCKING CHIZ!
-DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE A CRAZY?
YOU ARE ALL LOVERS OF BULLSHIT WRITING.
- 2. COMMONLY UNDERSTANDING PHRASES
-IF THE TRANSLATOR DOES NOT FIND IT, THEN
WILL SAY: "CROSS!"
-FEDER AND FEWER PEOPLE THINK THAT
A COMPILER IS A MAN PUSHED IN
MACHINE, OR GOD.
- OPERATOR "#" MAKES LIFE EASIER
TO THE PROGRAMMER.
-BYTES ARE TRANSFERRED IN SI.
-IF YOU DO NOT CLEAR "PUSHES IN"
FLOW", THEN YOU ARE IDIOTS!
-THE SYSTEM DESIGNER’S TASK IS TO REALIZE THE DREAM
THE IDIOT DESCRIBED IN A TALE
"IVANUSHKA THE FOOL", NAMELY: SAY:
"BY THE PIKE'S ORDER", AND HIS DESIRE
WILL BE EXECUTED.
-WE WHAT? LET'S BE WITH EYES CLOSED,
WINCHESTER TOUCH AND SEARCH FOR LETTERS AND
NUMBERS?
-WHAT ARE YOU? DO YOU WANT TO GET IT IN THE EYE...
STATUS BYTE?
-MULTIPLY THE TABLE NUMBER BY SOMETHINGMYSTERIOUS NUMBER, ADD 1,
MULTIPLY BY ANOTHER MYSTERIOUS NUMBER
SO WILL WE GET AN INDEX?
-YOU WILL HAVE CRITICAL MISTAKES, YOU
DOES EVERYONE CLEAR THIS?
-WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS TABLE, HERE WE ARE
LET'S FIND OUT, IS THIS CLEAR TO YOU?
-IT IS NOT THE HOLY SPIRIT IN THIS OPEN
THERE ARE PARAMETERS, THIS IS CLEAR TO EVERYONE, RIGHT?
-WHERE IS THIS TABLE? HER JESUS AGAIN
WILL CHRIST CREATE?
-HE IS WHAT, MANY FACES, MULTIFACETED, THIS
STATUS BYTE?
-THESE PROGRAMMERS ARE SO PERVERTS
WHAT ARE ALL IDENTIFIER STYLES
THEY COME UP.
-OPEN WILL PROVIDE HANDLE NUMBER OR SAY:
"HELLO, AUNT!"
-WILL YOU SCREW THE WHOLE FILE?
-ENOMEM- IS NOT ENOUGH MEMORY, BUT NOT FROM
THAT SONG: "SOMETHING WITH MY MEMORY
IT BECAME..."
-SOFT PRINTOUTS IN THE TOILET, BY FLOP-
FOOT...
-GENERALLY FUCK THESE DISCS, THEY ARE NOT FOR US
NEEDED.
-DO YOU NOT SICK WHEN THE CAR
SOMETHING STARTS SCRATCHING AND SOMETHING
FINALLY SPIT OUT AFTER LONG
THINKING? YOU KNOW THAT
THE WINDCHESTER IS SCRATCHED, NOT THE MEMORY.
-YOU TURNED IN WITH THE KEY, AND IT’S IN YOUR TEETH!
-IF WE DO NOT KNOW THE SIZE OF THE ARRAY, THEN
WE CAN CRIME THE MEMORY, THIS IS FOR YOU ALL
DO YOU GET IT?
-I UNDERSTAND YOUR NAIVENESS THAT YOU
BELIEVE IN GOD AND THE MACHINE, BUT LIKE YOU
THE FOOL WHO WILL UNDERSTAND
PASS THE STRUCTURE TO YOUR FUNCTION.
-YOU CARRY REPORTS IN WHICH ARE OLD
MISTAKES, OR YOUR HEAD DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-THE FIRM WORKED, AND NOT SOME
LICEYPROGRAMMERS LIKE YOU!
- ONE HERE TELLED ME THAT IF
THE PROGRAM IS LICENSED, IT IS NOT
INFECTED BY A VIRUS. NOT INFECTED SO
IT WILL BE INFECTED, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT VERUS IS FOR
CREATED TO INFECT EVERYTHING! WHAT IF
I WILL STAPK YOUR LICENSE ON YOUR FOREHEAD, SO YOU DON'T
ARE YOU SICK WITH THE FLU?
-THEY TOOK AND ANNOUNCED SUCH BUG...
-IF YOU TRIED IT, IT WAS A LONG TIME AWAY
I WOULD HIT YOU ON THE NOSE
-THE PROCESSOR IS EATING MEMORY AND SOMETHING
DOES.
-IF YOU WANT, WRITE IN CODES ONLY
YOU WILL GO CRAZY.
-THE GREATEST HACKERS WORK WITH
CODES, BUT HACKER IS NOT A WORD
GOOD...IT'S THE SAME THING AS DIRTY
SCARY A PERSON BELIEVING THAT HE
CRAZY.
-ALSO A “NICE” YOUTH.
- ALSO A GREAT SHRUGER.
-NONE OF YOURSELF, BUT LIKE YOU
THE FOOL WHO WILL UNDERSTAND
PASS THE STRUCTURE TO YOUR FUNCTION.
-YOU BEAR REPORTS IN WHICH
3. SEPARATE WORDS AND EXPRESSIONS
HEAP- A PILE OF DUNG, DOES NOT BEND, AND
DON'T SAY "IN HEAPE"
FROM THE SERIES: "SPEAK RUSSIAN"
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BUTTS! ROLL!
...SAME AS CHMOD FUNCTION [CHMOD]
FUNCTION FAIL [FILE], BUT NOT THE SAME AS
FILE [FILE].
DIALOGUE WITH STUDENTS. (WAS RECORDED IN
NOTEBOOK ONE OF THE STUDENTS OBSERVING
TOV).
P: WHAT IS “TREE”?
S: WHAT TREE?
P: WHAT BOARDS ARE MADE FROM!
S: ...
P: STILL SHOW ME THE TREE!
S: ...
P: WELL "COUNT" THEN, YOU ARE AT LEAST A WORD
HAVE YOU HEARD?
S: ...
P: WHAT DO YOU KNOW IN THE TREES AND
COUNTS?
S: WELL HERE IS THE TABLE...
P: YOU HAVE TURNED THE TABLE INTO A FOOL!
S: WELL NOT TOTALLY A FOOL...
P: YOUR TABLE IS FOR ME... THIS... WITH
HELLO SOMETHING.
S: NOW I WILL TELL ABOUT SEARCH BY
KEY...
P: WHAT ARE YOU POKING ME HERE? HOW ARE YOU HERE
ARE YOU JUMPING ON THE TABLE? ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS?
SMART LIKE HIM? IS NOBODY
DO YOU NOTICE THE FUCK THAT IS GOING ON HERE?
{SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT "THE GROUP"}
P: WHAT DID THIS STUTTER YELL?
S-STAKA: I FORGOT.
P: WERE YOU IN A COMA?
S-STAKA: NO I'M JUST A STAYER...
P: GIVE ME THE DEFINITION OF "GROUP".
C: GROUP- {GIVES LEFT DEFINITION}
P: WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THIS STUTTERING OBLIGATOR?
LEE. OKAY, IT'S ALREADY 10 MINUTES OF THE 6TH,
ROCK YOU ALL!
ANECDOTE FROM CHERNYAEV
THE GENERAL AND THE MAJOR ARRIVE TO THE TANK BATTLE
PART, THEY WERE MEETED BY A LIEUTENANT ANDREPORTS: "I AM LIEUTENANT PETROV,
COMMANDER OF THE TANK CORPS." GENERAL
ASKS IN AMAZEMENT: “HOW IS THE LIEUTENANT
AND THE COMMANDER OF THE TANK CORPS? A MAJOR
HE ANSWERS: “THEY DRIED THE GUNS,
ENGINE CUT, CONTROL CUT,
THERE IS ONE HULL LEFT OF THE TANK!”
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