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║ 5. HUMOR ║
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-= REVOLUTION IN MOHLAND =-
Chapter 5.
- It's him, Vinnie!
the pig squealed,
- Language! Damn anarchist! He's Eeyore
cash!
Vinnie wanted to immediately call the anti-aircraft gun
calculation of the Corps in the person of Crocodile Ge-
us (aka rotary carriage) and Cheburashka
(shooter - gunner), but remembered in time
Neil that they are only good when reflected
night raids, because in the light of day over
sensitive ears and blind eyes
for Cheburashki came into conflict and
the shooting result was zero.
- Yagu in the air, quickly!
and Piglet rushed into the garden behind the headquarters, where
the famous Corps ace Baba Yaga was dozing
on combat duty.
- Grandma! Contra slept in the air,
cherga sterosovaya!
Actually, the Yagis in the Corps were afraid, but
Piglet had a serious crush on her -
miss reported six months ago
vigilant Cheburashka. And the incriminating evidence was sealed
revealed the following: Yaga fried in the oven
ke and consumed the Great Leader for lunch
and Theoretics of Mokhlyandsky National -
Liberation Movement Christopher Roe
Bina. Until now, the Leader was considered missing
missing and the minimum task of the Corps
was precisely his search.
It should be noted that the position of Adju
Tanta and the pig are at his beck and call
Winnie was not at all happy with the likes of him
Piglet. And the secret power over Yaga is
forit is the first step to the proper
ties of the Corps Commander-in-Chief. Or maybe than
the devil is not joking, and to... But I digress.
- Alright, grandma! Take Tolstoy alive
You don't have to give a damn about the donkey - the language is more important!
Yaga kicked the stupa three times and under the bellicose
The Corps' hoot flew up into the cart
spirit. Carlson found himself in such a difficult situation -
situation because of his natural sword-
in detail: he is already in all the details
imagined what was due to him in advance
bet the tongue's share of trophies, which is practically -
I didn’t really follow the directions. Besides
the donkey turned out to be quite heavy and peri
periodically came to his senses and kicked that
It was also distracting. There was an unpleasant sound from below -
noisy whistle.
- What's happened?
Carlson woke up from his most pleasant
dreamed and looked around.
- So, I’ve settled down, the places are familiar...
Dry bun down my throat! This is the headquarters
the village of this Pukhov gang! What's there
does that whistle? And where... Yaga!!!
Chapter 6.
- Come on, my dear, my fatty,
mumbled Yaga, entering a combat turn
- Let's take a look at the show, let's talk...
Out of fright, Carlson fell into a dive.
- Stunned, grandma, or what?!
he yelled.
- We’ll kill the donkey, yours, not mine!
- Nishavo, my dear, nishavo,
answered Yaga, I am forcing the stupa,
- how our Vosht left - I demand revolution
there are dead,
then she sat on Eeyore's tail, but he
I woke up again and kicked back in panic
nulsya.
- We’ll build a monument in the pit...
- Well, grandma, okay!Carlson squeezed out the last drops of power
from the engine, soared sharply upward, so that
I sucked in my stomach with all my strength... and jumped out with
the harness that attached him to Eeyore! Committing
classic anti-aircraft maneuver, it
began to overcome the barrage fire
Corps, and Yaga... Yaga's stupa with a howling mustache -
rushed towards the ground, Eeyore fell into it
-Eeyore got stuck between Yaga and the remote control... Yaga
lost her carefully cherished last
tooth Eeyore smashed the field WC to pieces
and received another moral injury.
Carlson left unharmed, having lost
However, take the prisoner and your share
fairies and having received another penalty from
Pinocchio - a dozen bees per loin hour -
tee. Thus ended the first day of combat
contact between Winnie the Pooh and
Pinocchio. But the main events are only
turned around.
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