Humor - Donkey Eeyore.

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    Chapter 3.

  Eeyore the donkey stared dumbfoundedly at
 trace of a quickly moving strip of dust
 whether. Yes, of course, Piglet was in a hurry sometimes,
 sometimes I even started jogging, but what
 if only like this... And again he didn’t answer,
 What's that noise there?  Donkey
 sighed heavily, with a slight kick nonpa-
 forked on the back of Carlson, who had slid to one side
 and trudged on.  Carlson tensely
 listened to the distant sounds fading away -
 good fight. Apparently, the detachment of this group
 Wait, you impudent pig has been defeated.
 And now the winners will begin to divide
 ku trophies.
 - Jam!!!
 Carlson screamed in a bad voice, and then
 I bit my tongue. It's Eeyore, suddenly
 torn out of captivity by Carlson's cry
 thoughtful thoughts about the role of the intelligentsia in
 revolution, rushed as fast as he could without breaking
 paradise road, shouting something along the way
 in their national dialect.
 - This is the end...
 flashed through Carlson's head when he
 I saw exactly where the donkey went.
 - Big Thistle Glade! This one
 I'm an ass or he'll blow me to pieces at the fore
 cupobahuu Polyany, or he’ll figure it out
 where exactly he is and will decide
 trouble, which will lead to a similar use-
 go!!!
 Something had to be done urgently
 mother.  Carlson looked appraisingly at
 donkey's house
 - A bit thick, of course, but not fat for many people
 morethat barrel of honey that someone
 I stole it a week ago from the Bees. Yes and
 I recently filled myself with jam...
 With difficulty placing his hand behind his back, Carlson
 I made sure the propeller was free.
 - If only the starter worked!
 he prayed and solemnly swore
 carry out preventive maintenance at least once every
 month. With a frozen breath, he squeezed
 hand between the sharp ridge of the donkey and his own
 them stomach, threw back the safety
 staple, swallowed convulsively, seeing yctpa-
 swaying thistle needles in some two
 tens of meters from their tender ends
 ness, closed his eyes and pressed the button...
 To his delight, the engine roared and he
 zero up! Or rather, them together with Eeyore.
 Carlson screamed enthusiastically and translated
 engine in forced mode.Ofigev
 escaped from so many misfortunes Eeyore with ease
 ness blocked the roar of the engine and lost consciousness
 knowledge...


    Chapter 4.

  Meanwhile, Piglet, raising his clouds
 dust and looking back every minute, burst into
 to the sleepy afternoon square in front of the headquarters
 boom, knocked down the gaping Barmaley
 and burst into the door of the headquarters.
 - And slatapa... and pataslana... um...
 he took a deep breath when he saw the
 the worn barrel of a Winnie-Poo Mauser
 ha.
 - Oh, it’s you, Piglet,
 Vinnie said in disappointment,
 - and I thought the kamikazes got in...
 What, exactly, is the matter? With Bee
 Lami figured it out? Where's the honey?
 - Vinnie!
 cried Piglet.
 - In our rankstreason! They knew everything!
 Ambushed! And with them was SLONOPO -
 THERE!!!
 - Heffalump?!  And what?
 - I ran forward, he recognized me and
 let's go!  I decided that I would distract him
 for now, and ran to the side! He fell
 into a ravine and got stuck! I returned to the squad
 but there... they... Vinnie... they...
 - What are they!?
 - They all... into a minefield...
 belched... from outside... violated the body-
 for our fighters...
 - WHAT?! The whole platoon?
 - Yes...
 - All Goblins?
 - Yes, Vinnie...
 - And Eeyore?!
 - Yes... That is, no! I took it along the way
 language, Vinny!  And Eeyore took him to
 headquarters!
 -  So!
 Vinny adjusted his sword belt.
 -  All. We play the rally and inflict the decisive
 strike the enemy's lair! Only with Cro
 Let's sort it out first. It's clear who
 notified the enemy... Piglet!
 -  I!
 - Play the alarm!
 Piglet pouted, blushed, and, virtually
 he sang "To the top, comrades, all of you"
 to their places..." But this leads nowhere
 lo. The area around the headquarters is still
 was enveloped in midday slumber. And how
 to know how much longer Doblest was going to
 but Revolutionary Special Corps Winnie-Poo
 ha, if at that moment there weren’t pics in the sky
 a slight rumble could be heard.
 -  Air!
 This cry was accepted by everyone. And instantly
 were in combat-ready condition.
 Although... I should probably say "ready"
 "nom" condition, without specifying. Because it's ready
 it was necessary to curl up either for an urgent escape -
 you go to shelter (this isif it turns out that
 the reason for the command "air" was Bee
 lys who broke through the smoke screen
 on the outskirts), or to exercises in the
 simple shooting from a point-blank range (if anything...
 -or a calmer one invaded the cart -
 stuffy space). Special Corps about
 looked around professionally... and froze in
 confusion.  Glory to the Bolsheviks,
 it was not a swarm of Bees, but a single object
 But it wasn’t Swift or any
 Swallow is there. No. It was the lost one
 orientation and exhausted from gravity
 Eeyore Carlson!

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