Humor - REVOLUTION IN MOHLAND.

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             ║ 5. HUMOR ║
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      -= REVOLUTION IN MOHLAND =-

                Chapter 2

  Carlson yawned sweetly and stretched. Already
 half an hour passed as he sat on patrol
 and he already wanted to eat and sleep. Having pulled out
 a jar from the bag, he threw it into his mouth
 leftover cherry jam.
 - “If you sleep for five minutes, nothing will happen.
 will happen,"
 Carlson thought,
 - “There is no one. And who needs us. Damn
 I wish I could take all these revolutions!"
 He looked out of the trench, it was quiet and peaceful
 koino.
 - “I’ll probably get some sleep,” - Carlson put
 put a bag under his head and started snoring. He was sleeping
 and did not see how he appeared from behind the mountain
 row of goblins.  Eeyore walked ahead with yellow
 with your banner. From the side of the column came a
 useful commissar Pyatak.  The sun was shining
 like in the Sahara and I was very thirsty, especially
 especially after yesterday's drinking. Ahead
 there was a forest, and the detachment quickened its pace to
 quickly find yourself in the shadows.  Suddenly
 Eeyore stood rooted to the spot:
 - Piglet, someone is sleeping here!
 - Take him! -
 the piglet commanded. Carlson doesn't
 could understand, half asleep, where that one went
 a large jar of jam, which he
 I just saw it in a dream. But after
 ry strong slaps, he realized that in the near
 for the near future there will be neither jam nor
 sweet donuts.
 - How dare you?! -
 Carlson tried to be indignant,
 - Do you know who you are dealing with? I
 the most... -
 Shut upthick ! -
 the old warrior Orch forcefully applied his
 fist to Carlson's teeth. Carlson thought,
 which is probably really worth praying for
 chat, if they don’t ask him, and even teeth
 It wasn't too crowded in my mouth yet. Goblins connection
 they killed Carlson, and Eeyore went with him
 back to camp. The squad move carefully -
 rushed towards Oak. Piglet was happy
 successful capture of the patrol, but this continues
 it didn't last long... A loud explosion shook
 air, followed by another, then another.
 Jars of sour jam exploded
 one after another.
 "Mines!!!"  -
 The piglet guessed with horror. I heard -
 the groans of the wounded were heard, the goblins began to step
 Nicks are rushing about.
 “Idiot! I should have interrogated the prisoner!”
 Heel madly turned his head, his nose
 suddenly became wet and cold. Suddenly
 a new sound was added to the explosions - buzz-
 stinging and nasty.
 "Bees are kamikazes!"  -
 everything broke inside Piglet, he
 squealed in fear and ran away.
 The panic among the goblins increased, many
 rushed back, leaving fields behind them
 Well, strewn with corpses and wounded. Neko
 who, having not completely lost their minds,
 tried to shoot back, but the death of us
 tigala them too.  So fast Piglet
 didn’t run, but apparently it took a long time to wake up
 dormant genes of great-grandfathers Nif-Ifa and Naf -
 Afa, who were former champions
 on fleeing from danger.
  The sounds of battle died away in the distance.
 “We urgently need to warn Vinny!” -courageous commissar even in difficult times
 I didn’t forget my friends.
 - Hello, Eeyore!  -
 the piglet greeted the donkey while running
 ka, who was peering intently
 into the distance. There was a whisker visible on his face
 slow work of the thinking apparatus.
 Tied Carlson on his back with something
 he hummed and rolled his eyes in surprise.
 - Oh, it's you Piglet! -
 The donkey answered the retreating pig,
 - You don’t know what’s booming there?
 But the member of the Revolutionary Military Council no longer heard the
 npoca, he was hurrying to headquarters...

        To be continued...

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