Humor - a revolution in Mohland.

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             ║ 5. HUMOR ║
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      -= REVOLUTION IN MOHLAND =-


  - Basta!  Tired of it! -
 Winnie the Pooh nervously paced around the hut,
 waving his Mauser. He stopped at the table
 and took a sip of moonshine:
 - People like you should be kicked out of the party!
 - Well, how could you?!  You, Piglet, are a member
 Revolutionary Military Council?  Exchange weapons for items
 stuffy balls?!
 - It's not my fault, -
 the pig whined pitifully:
 - that's all Eeyore! "My favorite color!" -
 he mimicked the donkey:
 - What Eeyore? What Eeyore?! -
 Vinnie slammed his paw on the table so that
 an empty honey pot crashed onto
 gender:
 Stop blaming everything on others!
 Who gave the hares something to drink last week?
 yes Mazaya?!  Who stole from ma yesterday -
 Carcass Meadows eggs? We are making a revolution!
 And people like you... -
 but he did not have time to finish. Behind the door
 a noise was heard, it swung open, and
 Bar burst into the hut with obscenities and curses
 little.
 - Ugh, b...! Jew's face! -
 He dragged the kicking Kro along with him
 face:
 - You bastard! Incited the bitch!  -
 What happened? - the bear cub corrected
 sword belt.
 - Comrade Barmaley, report to
 uniform!  -
 Yes, comrade Vinnie!  -
 Barmaley unclenched his hands and, straightening his leather jacket,
 stood at attention. Bound
 The old Rabbit hit his nose on the floor,
 and the glass from the glasses splashed everywhere
 rona.
 - We caught the counter!  Called forsquare to riots, shouted,
 I promise, "Winnie the Pooh is an impostor!" -
 - Well, well! -
 the little bear jerked the Rabbit up by the ears
 - So you split, Rabbit!  a long time ago
 I was watching you, -
 And turning to Barmaley, he ordered:
 - Search Rabbit's hut, and he's in stone -
 ru! Let him think there. I'll be there in the evening
 die.
 The Rabbit's eyes swiveled wildly
 ny sides. He opened his mouth and spat you
 broken teeth, lisped:
 - Finny, for the photo? I always pleased you and
 Fuck! Finny?!
 - Citizen Rabbit, it’s too late to justify-
 Xia.
 Vinnie frowned and waved to Barmaley:
 - Take me away!
 Barmaley grabbed the Rabbit and howled with the noise
 poured out of the hut. The little bear silently accepted
 walked to the window, drummed his fingers on
 glass Then he sighed heavily and turned around
 Xia:
 - Eh, Pyatak!  I'd like to deprive you of your yellow
 mating...
 - Sorry, Vinny!
 The piglet nervously squeezed the kubanka,
 - Vinnie, don’t... I’ll atone... I’ll do it all,
  whatever I can...yes, I am for the revolution!  -
 - Eh, I'm too kind. Okay, I forgive you
 Pooh patted Piglet on the shoulder,
 - But remember, this is the last time!
 - Thank you!  -
 Piglet excitedly crumpled his hat.
 - Well, there’s no need to idle, there’s not much work to do.
 chatty edge! - Vinny went to the Moss card
 landia,
 - Look here! This is the task!  In the area
 Old Oak bees - anarchists raised
 mutiny We must suppress it! You'll shoot everyone
 so that it would be distasteful to others. I have them
 since last year..., -Vinnie fell silent, remembering the bruises from pa-
 Deniya from Duba,
 - In general, as usual. Take a platoon of gob-
 Linov and go!  Do you understand everything? -
 - Yes, comrade Vinny! -
 Piglet barked joyfully.
 - Come on, act!  -
 - I obey! -
 The piglet jammed the cuban with yellow
 bandaged and ran out into the street.
 A moment later I heard from the street
 his loud voice:
 - Eeyore, your mother!  Goblins in a gun and
 follow me!
 Vinnie rubbed his paws with satisfaction.

        To be continued...

                           "HACKER"