Humor - JOKES ABOUT STIRLITZ.

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         JOKES ABOUT STIRLITZ
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 41. Stirlitz ran in leaps and bounds, then
    He made a dash and turned the corner. Jocks
    ran past.

 42.- Partisans! - Stir shouted in a hurry
    persons The next day, in a hurry, naked
    a company of punitive forces rushed out.

 43. Stirlitz heated a potbelly stove. On the next
    day a notice appeared in the newspapers about
    brutal murder of a Gestapo employee

 44. Stirlitz was talking nonsense.  Nonsense screamed and
    fought back.

 45.Professor Pleischner jumped out of the window
    when I realized that the turnout had failed. Neither-
    when was an old scientist so widely
    but he didn’t waste his brains.

 46. Stirlitz went out into the clearing and saw a
    blue spruces. Looking closer, he realized
    that the blue ones not only ate, but also drank

 47. Stirlitz drives along the road in a car
    Mueller is standing on the sidelines - voting.
     - Fuck you! - thought Stirlitz, under
    I stepped on the gas and drove past. Through some
    for a second time Stirlitz sees the naked again
    vain Muller.
     - Fuck you! - thought Stirlitz, under
    I stepped on the gas and drove past. Through some
    for a second time Stirlitz sees the naked again
    vain Muller.
     - Fuck you!  - thought Stirlitz,
    I stepped on the gas and drove past.
     - He's mocking! - thought Muller.
     - Ring! - Stirlitz guessed.

 48. Stirlitz wanted to hang a curtain, but
    do itit wasn't easy - Curtain
    resisted and hit him on the head
    dumbbells

 49. Stirlitz walked through the spring forest, on de
    Buds hung in the tree branches.
     - More Gestapo tricks. - thought
    he.

 50. Stirlitz needed to transport the pass-
    torus Schlag abroad to Switzerland.
    He planned to carry out this operation in
    mountains  In a sports store where
    Stirlitz came in, he had ski boots
    only size 38 and he had to
    buy them.  The next day, guidance
    Speaking to the pastor, Stirlitz asked: -
    Pastor, what size shoes are you wearing?
    sit?  - 45th. Looking how hard it is
    pastor climbing a snowy slope
    Stirlitz thought: - But he’s completely
    can't ski!

 51.Schellenberg strictly with suspicion
    Stirlitz has strength:
     - Stirlitz, are you a Jew?!
     - I am Russian! - cried indignantly
    Stirlitz.

 52. Stirlitz was very tired after a long day of work -
    Whose day. Therefore, upon arriving home, immediately
    went to bed, but he couldn’t sleep.
    A little later, he fell asleep.

 53. Stirlitz got into a taxi and said to the driver -
    liu:
     - Touch it!
     The driver touched him, Stirlitz liked it.

 54. Stirlitz received encryption from the center:
    “You have a son, congratulations!”
    A stingy man's tear ran through his cheeks
    ke a scout, because he is twenty years old
    wasn't at home.

 55. Stirlitz in budenovka, in trousers with
    stripes, with a saber drawn, walked along
    corridorsmanagement of the RSHA, dragging behind
    a wooden holster with a Mauser.
    Never before had he been so close to
    failure.

 56. Stirlitz went to the door and quietly
    opened it. The light came on.
    He closed the door - the light went out.
    Stirlitz opened the door again - light
    lit up again.
    He closed the door and the light went out.
    Stirlitz opened the door for the third time -
    the light came on.
    He closed the door and the light went out.
     - Fridge! - Stirlitz guessed.