Humor - Instructions for entrepreneurs.

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  Instructions for entrepreneurs:

 "How to disrupt negotiations with a foreign
   partner"

 Office: obviously the office is a room, howl
 in which a Western businessman should
 understand right away that I’m not talking nonsense here
 are. Or rather, he should not understand that
 They're doing nonsense here.
  Current level of science and technology
 allows you to create the appearance of ebullient activity
 activity in its absence. Technique
 should serve the person, not the person
 technology. It is necessary to hide that your
 workers are not busy with anything, but are poking around
 nose Today you can pick your nose with
 using faxes, telexes, computers,
 photocopiers and other things, names for now
 unknown, but it looks great! Appa-
 raths must work continuously, nor
 seconds of downtime! Everything that can, should
 blink, click, squeak. Your office
 should resemble the headquarters of the commander-in-chief
 during the period of hostilities.
 The only drawback of Western technology is
 Nicky: She can't work on her own
 The fax cannot reach you if someone...
 then he sent it. Believe me, it won't come! Mno
 Gye waited, alas, does not come. To phone
 called, someone should dial you. Kaza
 It would be a hopeless situation.  Who
 will call, send texts if you have
 no business with anyone? There is a way out! In co-
 in the next room you install a duplicate
 equipment,you put people there and they
 They call you, send you faxes, telexes! Simply,
 like everything ingenious!
 Employees must work honestly
 your money, no matter how hard it may be.
 They are required to continuously enter and exit
 breathe, preferably out of breath. Men
 must show up for work on time,
 slightly unshaven, women partially on -
 painted. It is advisable to have under the eyes
 circles.  It affects the visitor
 impression of wild busyness: people even
 no time to get yourself in order. I see
 why doesn't everyone care about him?
 Your efforts are worth it. Businessman
 becomes intimidated, realizing that when people are busy,
 it’s tactless to jump in with your suggestions
 and surely, judging by the chaos, here
 things are being done that are much bigger than ka-
 some two or three million dollars.
 He will sit on the edge of his chair in hope
 wait for a pause. There shouldn’t be a pause!
 talk on the phone while shouting,
 with a purple face, maybe with obscenities, that
 If only a foreigner understood anything.
 Statistics show that every second
 businessman caught in such a crazy situation
 situation, retreats after five minutes.
 Every first one is taken away by ambulance.


                      Rewritten SNTR/CIC