Humor - Know how to choose boots for your computer.

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   (C) A. Manokhin


  Know how to choose computer boots


 Do you know how it is translated from English
"boot" ?  Boot.  "to boot" - put on shoes,
put on boots. To choose boots you need
be very careful!

       Set of rules for beginners
               user.

1. Anyone who wants to learn how to work
on the computer, should know that barefoot
the computer won't run. As a rule,
To put on shoes the computer only needs one thing -
th boot, but in general the number of boots
nok may vary.  Programmers
sometimes called "operating boots"
systems."

2. When putting on shoes, the computer looks for the shoe
first on device "A" and then only
after that - on device "C".  Be
be careful!  Shoes can get contaminated
viruses, and if the computer is wearing
such a shoe, it can get infected
many diseases. Most of them
in the final stage may lead
computer to complete amnesia. If you
used your shoe floppy disk on
another computer, sterilize first
her, by contacting, for example, a doctor
web (doctor web).

3. For computer with leg length less
8 MB (MB is a conventional unit of leg length)
It is better to use soft shoes
(DOS series, Windows).  Otherwise
It's better to use company shoes
"International Business Machines"
(OS/2 series). Always keep in mind: than
the longer the legs, the faster your computer
will run.

4. If you installed OS/2 and DOS
together, then OS/2 as you wish
will install the program on your disk,
called "dual control"
shoeing." This program will allow
your computer to wear any of
two shoes, providing a choice of shoes
to you.

5. If you have DOS and Windows installed,
you should take into account the fact that when
running in these shoes near the computer often
you feel like hanging yourself.  If
the computer hanged itself, then it is usually
can be changed using a combination
keys Ctrl+Alt+Del, also called
"three fingers way out". Sometimes it happens
so you can only reboot the computer
killing him (by turning off the power). Changed shoes
the computer forgets everything and starts
run around as if nothing had happened.

           Rewritten Serebrov Denis@1/CIC