Humor - Computers about pussies.

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   (C) SNTR

       Computers about pussies.

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       I bought a computer just now -
       It seemed like everything was okay.
       And recently I realized:
       There is no "ANY KEY" button!

       I hear noise and a terrible whistle -
       The computer "VIST" is loading.
       I'll buy it anyway:
       I love Russian hardcore.

                    M.V. Nazaruk
                  (Nizhnevartovsk)

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       Our Ivan became proud,
       He barely looks at us
       His girls yesterday
      They called him "Pentyukh".

       Dear Milke says:
      "I've had it for a long time
       And big and hard
       Fujitsu disk.

                 Dmitry Korobeinikov
                (Kurgan)

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       They say that our supply manager
       Major specialist in "semiOS":
       In half a year
       Our warehouse was taken away.

       I wrote a program, my dear,
       I spent the whole night debugging.
       I won’t lie to you women,
       He didn't come close to me.

                    Vladimir Serov
                    (Nizhny Novgorod region,
                     Kolos village)

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       Like here, but in the countryside
       There are a lot of users.
       Everyone loves to use it
       The main thing is that it’s for free.

                    Andrey Dudov
                    (Tambov)

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       My dearhacks,
       He has a cool outfit:
       He loves to play "UFO"
       And break something else.

       I installed it honey
       Windows'95
       Two attempts, both missed.
       I'll repeat it tomorrow.

       I set the password in CMOS,
       And then I forgot him.
       Why is our sysop Kozin
       says I'm a moron?

       Computers about pussies
       I can write anywhere!
       And the program was composed by -
       It turned out to be nonsense...

                  Tatiana Ermolenko
                  (St. Petersburg)

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       My darling to the point of mowing
       I studied DOS commands.
       Not even a day will pass now
       Formats me.

       My little darling on the spot
       He unzipped me all over.
       And then he, the parasite,
       I was made ONLY READ.

       My dear master
       Added SOUND BLASTER.
       And now he, a parasite,
       Snores at 16 bits.

                   Anatoly Zakharov
                   (Dmitrovgrad)

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       My dear foreigner
       I was crazy before -
       Promised to send by mail
       Email!

       Me and my friend
       Cool job:
       He has a database
       I have a trading one.

                    Olga Yartseva
                    (Yaroslavl)

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       I fell in love with the programmer
       And he looks at the monitor.
       Doesn't kiss, doesn't get jealous -
       Fuck me like thispartner!

       Programmer under the moon
       I patted him on the back.
       And she said to me: “Wait!
       Better move your mouse!"

       I dream of meeting you
       With programmer Fediya,
       Only he doesn't notice
       My multimedia.

       Marusya refused me -
       Says she's very busy
       For me, they say, it’s not enough
       Parallel port.

                     E. Nosenko

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       How can you, women, not swear?
       If my husband - here he is all:
       You can’t wait for HELP in life,
       I'm not talking about the interface.

       I fell in love with virtual
       I loved it dearly.
       We didn't have any unnecessary quarrels:
       I press RESET, if anything.