35 WAYS TO USE CD-ROM. 1. CLASSIC METHOD: the most valuable. Samui popular. CD can be used as tea cup stand. Go supply- take the kettle and prepare a new CD! 2. THE MOST BRILLIANT WAY: Can be decorated they reflect the wall beautifully. All of us - That's what skinny hackers do. 3. THE MOST VULNEST METHOD: You can hang it on threads at his stand at the exhibition. At Internet-96 (not the Internet, but HLAMternet :) many did so. Attracts visitors. 4. RESTORED METHOD: Take a used watch.Remove the glass and arrows.Put on CD. Put on your arrows. HURRAY!!! Fashion account- time is ready. 5. PRIMITIVISM: Do you know what “too hot” is? handle"? This is a CD in the microwave 6.RECORD METHOD:You can get into Guinness Book of Records (the same one thatmakes a Drink).To do this, fold a column of CDs as high as they will allow your finances and friends. I got 3 meters 24 centimeters. Just kidding :). 0 meters 0 centimeters. 7.GREEK FOLK GAME - DISCOBALL: Va- riant-beach discus thrower. But on the beach frost in mind - sidyuks are afraid of dampness. 8.HOLYWOOD SMILE: Put a CD in your mouth and smile all day long with a big smile :). 9. EDUCATIONAL METHOD: CD can be used use it at school during drawing lessons fixed radius compass. You don't do you know what radius is? It's half diameter. 10. HOLIDAY METHOD: CDs can be used to decorate put up a tree for the New Year. Or on May 1st taste. 11. ACCOUNTING METHOD: Taking a little pro- portages from a number of CDs you can do the abacus. 12.CONFECTIONERY METHOD: With the sidyukami add butter or cakes. 13. PHILOSOPHICAL METHOD: You can look into the breath a little eye on the world. Or better yet, in the mirror. You have imprisoned yourself. do you know? 14. MEDICAL METHOD: You know, the doctors at UNG (ear, nose and throat, otolaryngologist) there are such mirrors with holes for the eyes? Only si- the Duke needs to be bent. To focus. Then it will be possible to receive programs at the same time NTV+. But no guarantees! (well, radio definitely possible) 15.C PORTABLE METHOD: CD tracks can be use as treadmills for containers the cocoa race. just need to find the cockroaches Well, too many small ones. 16.DEFENSE METHOD:If you are attacked in the alley, break the CD in half and defend yourself! Or you can quickly nibble on the desired shape and use like boome- rank. If you succeed, the prize is a trip to Australia I fly. One way. Swim back. 17.TRANS PORT METHOD: From CDs you can make a wheeled vehicle. More than six wheels If you don’t do the forest, they won’t appreciate it. 18.VISUAL METHOD:Use your CD like a mirror! Just need to grind it off first paths. 19. THIS IS THE RAINBOW THAT IS ALWAYS WITH YOU :) 20. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO JUGGLE: Try si- Dukes! 21.FAVORITE METHOD:In a shredder. 22. NATIONAL METHOD: Throw into the air and shoot. Instead of plates. 23.HIT OF CYBER PUNK FASHION: Use CDs are like sergi. And for piercing in general - there is so much room for imagination. 24. GAMBLING METHOD: Throw who goes next. By CD for whist. 25. THROW INTO THE MAILBOX: They’ll be surprised neighbors! Especially if the box succeeds knock down. If it doesn’t work, take a weight instead of a CD. 26.BORED METHOD: Spin on your finger.If fingers too thick - on a diet. Or education use a file. Well, not your fingers, of course. 27. ABOUT FIVE FASHION OF CYBER PUNKS: CDs are the most fashion rings. 28. THERE ARE CYBER PUNKS, AND THERE ARE CYBERCHIES P PI: Sitting- ki-wonderful fans. Again blue linen dot and black background. That is, skin. only for blueberry skins. 29. DO NOT LEAVE HP WITHOUT ATTENTION (not HOMEPAGE, and not Hyolette Packard, but New Rus- skikh).You can use CDs for training finger stretching techniques. Have you tried sa- fingering the splits? 30.WATER METHOD: You can throw CDs over versatilitywater instead of pebbles. 31. PHYSICAL-O BIRD METHOD: You can use them shine the laser pointer. If it’s on the CD direct, it turns out great interference tion picture. 32.DECORATIVE METHOD:Can be used as a sticker on a fake one travel pass. Or 1 CD, cut into sharpened beaker for several monthly periods, or stick 1 CD onto one large unit new, for example Annual. And healthy video CD maybe even for a five-year period! Or maybe regular, but Microsoft's, then the same will be for life due to disability.Discounts for students: possible but the Chinese are glued. 33. HYGIENIC METHOD: You can stick the si- hook onto the faucet above the sink and place it on it toothbrush and shaving machine. But for- remember: the surface of the CD is not as smooth as earthly landscape. 34. ELECTRICAL METHOD: Can be introduced insert the light bulb into the socket through the CD (with If necessary, the CD can be processed by filing nickname).Cyberpunk chandelier, damn it! 35.METHOD OF HIGH CIVIL POSITIONS: POSSIBLE BANKRUPTCY THE MARKET: You buy one CD.S guarantee. You scratch it with a paper clip. And one more thing just in case. You return to the fish no. You change the CD. Then the same as with CD#1. Exit the loop by condition: (#CD=1 000 000 000) {note that Chinese CDs are already scratched} or (Microsoft announced the end of supplies of fake soup to Russia this from Raymond) {note: Hurray, your citizen Danish dissatisfaction na, but on your conscience there are millions of hungry people Chinese mastering the production of NetWork Computer from tube TVs}. BUT THE MAIN MAIN thing is not to put CDs in the CD- drive!!! Why spoil the idea. ---------------- Shnyrev Dmitry. 2000 The text is taken from the Computer News newspaper.
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