Anecdote - The teacher comes to class and sees what is written on the board...

                                          
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 The teacher comes to class and sees that
on the board it is written: “Lucy - b..d.” She’s a god
says: “Vovochka you wrote this so
stand up and tell her three times that it's not true
and apologize!" Vovochka stood up and said: “Lyu-
Don't you f..d, Lucy don't f..d?!  Lucy doesn't
b..d? Well, sorry!                       
              
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 People pass the time on the train. One and
says: "Do you know what the difference is between a donkey
and a policeman?"                         
 And there’s just a policeman behind the door...
he walks in and says: “Well, what kind of
difference?                                
 - A.. no...                         
 - That’s it!..                           
                                          
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 Russian and American meet at sea
ships, the Americans shout to ours:           
- Hello Russian!                         
 Our commander:                           
- How crappy it is painted, torpedo attack -
ka!                                       
                                          
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 From the interrogation protocol: "Citizen S.
tried to transport two suitcases across the border
gold and when asked where he got so much
he answered “From a camel”, the organs have already succeeded
tried to get on the trail of the above-mentioned animal
th..."                                    
                                          
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 Army joke: In chess they say no-
The new figure was introduced, the ensign is called, ho-
it does as it pleases, but you can’t chop it...     
                                          
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 A man sits on the river bank, fishing.
Suddenly he hears from the reeds: “Go to hell..!”
The man perked up and thought he heard something.
After a while the voice gets closer: “Go to
x..!"  The man got scared and sits on pins and needles.
kah. Suddenly he sees a boat emerge from the reeds -
ka, and in it another man rows with one weight
scrap He asks:                     
- Why are you rowing with one oar?          
- Fuck you!                             
                                          
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 Dialogue at a construction site:                       
- How many people work for you?          
- With the master ten.                      
- And without a master?                         
- Without a master, no one...                  
                                          
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