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║ SAFETY PRECAUTIONS FOR LEISURE ║
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Summer has come, it's time for intense
rest for those who have worked hard. And here we must not forget-
o Rules that will help you, love
dear reader, not only a good
to breathe, but also to stay after the end of the rest
alive and healthy, so that with new si-
lamy to begin frantic work on
the good of our Motherland. Need I say that
each point of these “Norms and Rules”
suffered by many generations of vacationers,
figuratively speaking, inscribed with red wine,
sprinkled with herbs and watered with spicy tears
vacationers!
NORMS AND RULESREST AFTER
HEAVY AND EXHAUSTING WORK (HIPPOTiIP)
I. REQUIREMENTS FOR REST IN RESIDENTIAL PREMISES
1.1. A place to watch evening TV
the gearbox must be equipped with a seat,
depth of at least 40 cm. slippers on the re-
rubber sole, remote control with built-in
buttons, dry wooden stick.
When strangers appear in front of the screen
persons (wives or cohabitants), you should not
slowly remove them from the viewing area when
help your voice, a slipper with a rubber sole
ve or a dry wooden stick.
1.2. When relaxing with a book, you should
It is correct to place it. The book must lie
on the face of a person resting with the text facing down.
1.Z. When carrying out recreational work
in the kitchen with simultaneous supply level
noise should not exceed 100 dB. For sewing
you should be equipped against increased noise
family members with protective equipment
("earplugs", cinema tickets, tickets to
staircase).
1.4. Sleepy works 1.4.1. Sleepy work must be carried out
in the dark. Duration
work should be 7-8 hours with re-
rushing to the toilet and marital obligations
no more than 5 minutes per hour. For the top-
emergency sleep requires special permission
the apartment manager's decision.
1.4.2. For sleep work in
beds must have a planned area
2.0 by 0.5 m. Should be cleaned before going to bed
bed from foreign household and ctpou-
body waste. There must be a playground
equipped with a pillow with soft filling
and a blanket with insulation (glass wool). He
can be used as a filler
thread for cushioning metal reinforcement,
broken bricks and other just removed
full of construction waste!
Leave working equipment near sleeping areas
lighting fixtures are not allowed.
II. REQUIREMENTS FOR NATURE RECREATION
2.1. The bosom of nature must correspond
GOST Z4820-22.
2.2. Not allowedrecreation
near operating blast furnaces, starting-
big space rockets and starving people as a sign
miners' protest.
2.Z. Recreation using open fire
2.Z.1. Jumping over a fire is allowed
persons under 60 years of age wearing asbestos
or wet trousers (for women - asbestos
pads, wet skirts).
Snow Maidens are not up to jumping over a fire
are allowed in.
2.Z.2. When a worker appears in the area
guitarist's fire, interfering with a full
rest should hit it with dry wood
guitar and move it to a safe distance
tion.
2.4. BBQ work
2.4.1.Barbecue is not allowed
work in the absence of appropriate meat
animal. Age of animal for barbecue
must not exceed 18 years of age.
2.4.2. A non-working grill should be
bring dry wood into working condition
with sticks.
2.4.Z. Soaking meatshould be carried out
wait until the grill starts working. Before the
cooking with meat should be carried out
briefing
2.4.4. Collapse of meat when turning the sham-
pura is not allowed.
2.4.5.Barbecue is not allowed
work near city and public buildings
last, regional administrations, near ra-
chattering mausoleums, Kremlins, assemblies OO-
New and white houses.
2.5. Inedible garbage
2.5.1. Bo avoid forest pollution
inedible waste should be placed in polyethylene
tilene bag and take it with you to the city,
then place it in a trash container.
2.5.2. Brought garbage from clause 2.5.1.
removed from the trash container and removed
drives a special machine back into the forest.
2.6. Works with cnoptuhbehtapem
2.6.1. When carrying out badminton work
Do not use as a filling
thread for the shuttlecock sheben (gravel), white
tone, brick, cinder blocks. For weightingthe shock part of the shuttlecock should be used
fuck a wooden cone or lead.
2.6.2. Volleyball games are allowed
only when there is a ball. The ball must be
inflated, have a round shape and no mass
more than 6-8 kg.
2.6.Z. Goal for a football match
should be loosely marked, with implicit and
controversial "barbells".
The soccer area must be equipped
hummocks, pits, puddles, roots and dry
cow dung.
2.7. Relaxation near bodies of water
2.7.1. The sea and the sun must cootbetctbo-
comply with GOST 82ZZ7-77. Sand, on the other hand,
must cootbetcbobatb TCOG 77-7ЗЗ28.
2.7.2. A beach for relaxation should be equipped
ore filled with a box of sand, a reservoir with water
doy.
2.7.Z. Work on viewing the sun
should be done with protective glasses.
2.7.4. The swimsuit must fit securely
fence off places from which they may appear
children. 2.7.5. When resting on the water, you must
can perform paddle strokes and
jerking movements. Indicated movements
significantly reduce the dive speed
bodies to the bottom of the reservoir.
2.7.6. To avoid swimming behind the swimming buoys
The driver should push the buoys in front of him.
2.7.7. For people who love to swim far
from the shore, you should take food with you
(SNIKERS, sausage) in shorts to avoid
stomach cramps.
2.7.8. If detected in the recreation area,
ha broken straps of the bust holder
decides to touch the place where the
with a lazy hand. In case of emergency
you should touch the bra holder
with a wooden stick, but the most correct thing is -
determine the location of the switch and
immediately unfasten it.
2.8. Other outdoor recreation
2.8.1. It is not allowed to cut nails in
traveling while drunk
using an ax or chainsaw. Forbid-
any other use of ben-
saws for other purposes (as a saw
ki,boiler or fan).
2.8.2. When relaxing on a hang glider (para-
shute) poses the greatest danger
the earth, due to its increased hardness,
tee.
2.8.Z. When resting on horseback, the greatest
the horse is dangerous due to
hooves
2.8.4. Work in the garden
area should be carried out reluctantly.
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