A little about beer - Instructions on drinking beer.

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           ║ A LITTLE ABOUT BEER ║             
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(C) Lump                                 
                                          
Instructions for drinking beer:             
Symptom: the taste of beer is not felt, it’s gone 
feeling of pleasure. The mug is transparent on  
light.                                     
 Reason: the mug is EMPTY!                  
 Remedy: find someone who
will buy another mug.                       
Symptom: the taste of beer is not felt, it’s gone 
a feeling of pleasure, the shirt is wet from the 
pothuka.                                  
 Reason: the mouth or the mug is not open 
is going in the wrong direction.                            
 Remedy: requires regular 
training in front of a mirror.                
Sign: feet are cold and wet.         
 Reason: incorrect position of the mug.  
 Remedy: install the mug so
so that the foam is directed towards the flow
lk.                                      
Sign: feet are warm and wet.           
 Reason: insufficient urinary control 
your bubble.                              
 Remedy: stand near the dog c 
collar In a few minutes you will need 
give the owner beer as compensation.        
Symptom: the floor is blurry.               
 Reason: you are looking at the floor through the bottom of the
wait, mugs.                              
 Remedy: find someone who buys
drinks another glass of beer.                   
Symptom: the floor is shaking.                   
 Reason: unstable seat without backrest.
 Remedy: insert under the jacket   
broom with the shaft down to create additional
line support.                              
 Sign: the floor has moved.                     
 Reason: you are being carried.                      
 Remedy: if you are not carried in   
another pub then shout for help. Demand
beer in compensation.                       
 Sign: fluorescent lamps on the wall.  
 Reason: you fell on your back.              
 Remedy: ask someone 
seat you at the counter.                    
Sign: nothing visible, broken mouth 
no cigarette.                             
 Reason: you fell on your stomach.              
 Remedy: see. higher.             
Sign: it gets dark quickly around.          
 Reason: the pub is closing.             
 Remedy: find out from others 
location of the nearest open pub
ra.Sign: you wake up in a wet, cold
noah and hard bed.                    
 Reason: you fell into a ditch.              
 Remedy: ask the local for the time
those who are reaping. If the pub is open, go there. No-
keep sleeping.                             
                       
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