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    - Why the World Cup
2006 should take place in Germany?
    - Because on the seventh in a row
the world championship will be difficult to take Lothar
Matthäus.

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    “This is terrible!” the wife is indignant.
football fan. -You know by heart
championship calendar and names of all
football players, but I forgot the date of our wedding.
    - Nothing of the kind, we got married,
when those idiots lost to Kosice.

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    “My team doesn’t need you anymore,”
says the coach to forward Igor
Kolyvanov, I advise you to try yourself in
lottery "Sportloto".
    “Why?” Kolyvanov is surprised.
    - During the season you hit the target
six times out of forty-nine.

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    A man comes to see a doctor:
    - Doctor! Help! It's been a whole year now
I have the same dream about how
mice play football.
    - Here are three pills for you, take them.
tonight before bed and mice
will disappear.
    -Can I take the pills tomorrow?
    - Why?
    - Today is their final.


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Let's stand together and give thanks for these
jokes magazine "Sports Kaleidoscope".