People - folk proverbs.

Music by : D.J.Kot
Compose name: Electronic Rock&Roll

              Proverbs.

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1.  The only things steeper than mountains are eggs.
2. I don’t remember evil. We have to write down
wow!
3. Even if you are eaten, you have
two exits.
4. When the queue saw me, it wiggled merrily
tail.
5. If the path to the heart is closed, you can
kidneys knock.
6. People are not born with cancer, they become cancer -
Xia!
7. Life is a venereal disease: ne-
is transmitted sexually and ends -
is lethal.
8. Winnie the Pooh is hungry:(
9. A bird is better in the hands than in a cage
somewhere else.
10. Not every killer who ends quickly
et.
11. He settled in our house, notice-
really sucks :)
12. A skillfully thrown cigarette butt can become
cause of fire!
13. About the dead it is either good or nothing.
He's dead. Fine.
14. The boat most brazenly molested
shaft to the shore.
15. Find out where crayfish spend the winter.
16. Beer in the morning is not only harmful, but
and useful.
17. Carlson got pregnant. He was waiting for the Kid.
18. It would seem a harmless phrase -
tion, but in fact: .
19. One day in the cold winter season,
I look - it rises slowly :(
20. Who comes to us with what, from that
and - that.
21. People who are lying down are not hit. HE'S BEING STOMPED!!!
22. You pun us, and we brown you
feces
23.You will live a lot - you will soon be
you dare.
24. You won’t be very nice.
25. Chair - ending.
26. I want something, but I don’t know who.
27. Don’t stand just anywhere, otherwise
will fall.
28. Sneak hers.
29. Bill is gay. Shh:
30. I shit myself with a slight fright.
31. You don't need to have friends. With friends
we need to be friends.
32. Are you warm, girl? Is it warm?
uh, blue?
33. An insane woman is a woman who
who at the end of sexual intercourse shouts: “Don’t
into me!!!>.
34. Not caught, not high.
35. When you decide to shake off the old days,
make sure it doesn't come off.
36. People dream about erogenous things for a reason
places.
37. Don't talk nonsense.
38. The day was not wasted.
39. A lecture is not an erection. Let's put aside (Stu-
childhood wisdom).
40. And they lived long and often.
41. You, work, don’t be afraid of us, we will
We won't touch it.
42. Don't play leapfrog with a rhinoceros.
43. Grandfather Insanity and the Fool.
44. Repin's painting "They sailed" - the whole
They rowed all night, but forgot to untie the boat.
45. Party members welcomed their
leader standing.
46. ​​Those who were nothing are completely fed up.
47. In some places I would like to become Gulliver :)
48. Mathematical nightmare - square
trinomial
49. Hooks of all trades.
50. Taking this opportunity, I want to:)
51. Tu-134, but never this one.