Here's more: _______________________________________________________________ H>> Never wear “PUMA” T-shirts - they won’t read “Puma”, but “Rita” ______________________and they will punch you in the face!!!!!!!!_________________ F I D O - r u l e z ??? AN EDUCATIONAL ARTICLE FOR FEMALES WHO ARE GOING TO MARRY A PERSON RELATED TO COMPUTERS!!! The author will address the reader(s) on a first-name basis, since an intimate conversation conducted on a “you” basis will not bring the expected result and will be misunderstood, misinterpreted or, even worse, forgotten... So, here it is, a sweet moment of understanding that the only and unique HE loves you and cannot imagine his existence without your beautiful face, slender legs, radiant smile, firm ass and so on and so forth! You're crazy about it too him and want to marry him, make him happy with your feelings. But... Yes, there is still one BUT. Your future husband - an ardent fan of computer technology, he will not go to bed if won't play his favorite game (download new email, hack one or two programs). Naturally and probably someday in your future family will face the following question asked by you: - Orme or your computer! This should never be said!!! Offended your lack of understanding of his hobbies, he will withdraw into himself and play, download and break even more! And he will be right in his own way, because HE is the person with whom you will never feel ordinary and gray, boring and pathetic. Don't believe me?! Now you will understand! * * * A computer geek is a person who has a LOT of friends, not necessarily masculine, among whom you are certainly you will find a boyfriend or girlfriend who is passionate about the same thing as you. Among his friends have those who will help change your old one apartment for a newer one at minimal cost. Yours a car rusting under the windows will be safely exchanged for new. A computer scientist is a person who knows a LOT, and if he doesn’t know, he knows where to find out. Do you want find out what the weather will be like in the Canary Islands tomorrow, where are you flying on a trip that you bought for almost free from a friend? your husband? No problem! In a few minutes, Having previously clicked the buttons of your personal computer, your hubby will give a comprehensive answer. Together with him you will be aware of everyone news and gossip, your intellectual level will rise by several orders of magnitude when communicating with such a brilliant husband! Although your future husband will probably use it in hisspeeches some technical terms specific to his hobby and understandable to very few, he has such a rich vocabulary reserve that it costs him nothing to improve your hearing in time a phrase from Shakespeare's Hamlet, which he very much I recently watched it on video CD. Women love listen when they are praised, and I hope you are no exception. Know well, your future husband, who of course understands this areas of flattery and courtship, will do everything possible. Computer scientists travel very little and eat what they give! This somewhat contradicts the established opinion that the path to the heart men lies through the stomach. It's the other way around for them. But then They are masters of drinking all kinds of teas and coffees! Every person loves These are ancient drinks, but geeks love them doubly. Staying on a long night watch alone with a computer, he just needs something to fill his stomach, and coffee or tea - it's a cheap food alternative. If you always rack your brain before buying a gift for... his birthday (New Year, February 23), then you can forget about your problems! If you don't give him anything, but just... kiss on the cheek and say those cherished three words (I hope you know what), he will be satisfied and he’s had enough. But if you want to make his birthday something special for him, secretly consult with himfriends and give him a new Winchester or a new motherboard or, at worst, a new rug for mice! How his eyes will sparkle when he looks for a gift! How sweet his kisses will seem to you when he will thank you! Yes, this is worth living for. No nothing better for a computer geek than new hardware and/or "software" received as a gift for his own birthday from beloved girl! By this he will understand that the question I am talking about said at the beginning, will be asked later or will not be asked at all. With your future husband you will almost always be in safety! Have you not noticed that, leaving the apartment (elevator, gateways), he often turns his head back and forth, looking for likely opponents? Watch him on the sly, it's very interesting! He evaluates the girls passing by according to his own criteria, not like everyone else. Cars passing by tries to immediately assess the degree of probability with them collisions. The houses located on both sides of the street generally despises and, between us, is a little afraid... From sharp dog bark, he shudders and rushes at danger, wanting to protect a person so beloved to him (i.e. you) from any troubles. This reminds him of something, he has a kind of instinct has already developed, so, moving with it street, you caneven sleep while walking, but HE will die himself, but you will save! Computer scientists are peaceful people. If you yelled at him at work boss, his mother-in-law hissed at him at home, he will calmly sit down at car, turn on a particularly bloody toy and laugh wildly, imagining that it was his boss he had just smashed to pieces bloody shreds from paketometa! You won't get it from him slaps in the face, he will inflict it imaginarily, and then, one on one will withstand the battle with all the demons of hell and come out victorious - tele!!! If you are a romantic by nature, you are drawn to the stars and you write poems about it based on your dreams and dreams, then what do you say about flying into space, meeting unearthly creatures and about fiery love to the very center of the Universe? Like ? I see, I see, your eyes are already shining, your cheeks are flushed and... well, never mind. So what was the matter?! After all, you there is HE - your betrothed, beloved, adored. The man who I'm not indifferent to computers! * * * Yes, this is how it happens in life - you are looking for a prince with a cool car, leather jacket and cheeky gestures. And then you look and he no longer represents anything. And you don't notice his work colleague, a quiet and barely noticeable guy, spending 3/4 of his life at the computer, which has long been hopelessly head over heels in love with you. And so thatsee your love around the clock, he scanned your photo in advance and stares at her from morning to evening, trying to remember every square millimeter of your satin skin with resolution 1024x768x16M. MARRY Geeks! IT'S FASHIONABLE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IT'S CHEAP!!
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