Jokes - "Armenian Radio"!

 JOKES "Armenian Radio"!


1223. - Where is the front of the Zaporozhets car, and where is the back?
- The name “Zhoporozhets” speaks for itself.

1224. - Which nation is the most beautiful?
- Thanks for the compliment.

1225. - What should a woman be like?
- Like a clinic: clean, public and free.

1226. - Who is a chansonette?
- This is a woman who has no chance.

1227. - What is the most important organ in a woman?
- Magazine "Worker".

1228. - Why do men wear maxi jackets?
- To hide your admiration for miniskirts.

1229. - Who is a motor tourist?
- This is a man who travels 5,000 miles to take a photo.
at your own car.

1230. - What is business?
- This is a way to take money without brute force.

1231. - What process is meant by education?
- This is an educational process, at the beginning of which the child is taught to speak, and
in the end - remain silent.

1232. - Is it possible to put a samovar under the pillow?
- Of course you can. My thing, wherever I want it, I’ll put it there.

1233. - Where is a person’s soul?
- Under the bladder: when you urinate, your soul becomes lighter.

1234. - What causes diseases?
- All diseases are from nerves, only syphilis is from pleasure.

1235. - What is called ultra-precision?
- A mosquito hitting a telegraph pole.

1236. - What is micro-spanking?
- Lilliputian with Lilliputian in bed.

1237. - What is super-rumble?
- Two skeletons are having sex on an iron roof.1238. - What do you call a person who killed his mother, father, sisters and brothers?
Tyev?
- An orphan.

1239. - Is it possible to get on horseback from the Black Sea to Vladivo-
drain?
- Yes, if the horses are not eaten in Irkutsk.

1240. - Can a father be younger than his son?
- In the twentieth century, everything is possible, and a father can be younger than his son if he
not his own.

1241. - Who drinks cognac at the new price?
- THIEVES and CHIZHIS.
- Why? It's unclear!
- Because VOR is a highly paid employee, and CHIZH is
an extremely interesting woman.

1244. - How to write correctly: “buttocks” or “buttocks”?
- Look in the dictionary for the letter “zh”.

1245. - For what purpose do newspapers exist?
- A newspaper is a portable screen behind which a man sitting in
tram, hiding from a woman standing next to him.

1246. - Who are distant relatives?
- These are the best relatives, and the further, the better.

1247. - What is a diet?
-This is dying of hunger in order to live a little longer.

1248. - Who is a diplomat?
- A man who can convince his wife that a fur coat makes her look fat.

1249. - What is the difference between a wife and a housekeeper?
- A female housekeeper who performs work for a special fee,
and the woman who does it for free is called a wife.

1250. - What is a death ray?
- The death ray is the look that one woman casts on another
dressed the same as her.

1251. - What is a menu?
- Menu - a list of dishes that have just ended.

1252. - Who is thisboss?
- A boss is a person who comes to work on time
the day you are late, and the days you are late
come on time.

1253. - What is baldness?
- The process of replacing combing with washing.

1254. - Why are children told fairy tales?
- Fairy tales are scary stories told to children with the purpose of
preparing them to read newspapers.

1255. - What is a footnote?
- A way to distract the reader.

1256. - Who is a bachelor?
- This is a person who comes to work every morning different
way.

1257. - What is a circus?
- This is a place where animals behave like people, and people behave like
monkeys.

1258. - Who is a driver?
- A person who is dexterous enough to drive a car and has enough
smart not to have it.

1259. - What does saving mean?
- Saving is the art of spending money without getting anything out of it
pleasure.

1260. - What is a foxtrot?
- This is love standing up.

1261. - Is love limitless?
- Everything has a beginning and an end. Love begins with an ideal, and order
ends under the blanket.

1262. - Can a man get into a bottle?
- Yes, if there is a naked woman there.

1263. - What is the correct way to write: “breast” or “grut”?
- The correct spelling is “grut”, the test word is “titka”.

1264. - What does the young rooster think when he runs after the hen?
- I’ll catch up - what will I do?

1265. - Why are academicians counted by members, and sheep by state?
fishing?
- They count based on weak points.

1266. - Canwoman get pregnant from dust?
- Maybe if there is a lot of dust.

1267. - Is it possible to possess a woman who has swallowed a needle?
- You can, if you first put a thimble on your penis.

1268. - Why is the floor covered with sawdust in the men's restroom?
- So as not to break the eggs if you fall.

1269. - Can a woman live on daily allowance?
- Yes, if she doesn't have her period.

1270. - What do a woman and a cigarette have in common?
- Both must be mashed before use.

1271. - Is it possible to paint eggs with a brush for Easter?
- You can, if you're not afraid of tickling.

1272. - What is the difference between a penis and a soldering iron?
- The soldering iron is always hard, but not always hot, and the penis
on the contrary.

1273. - What is higher than love?
- Navel.

1274. - Why do we look from above and lick from below?
- A postage stamp.

1275. - Why did Allen Dulles disperse his intelligence agents?
- Because they couldn't find out:
1. Where does Kuzka’s mother live?
2. What DOSAAF does.
3. Where is the Armenian radio located?

1276. - Why doesn’t the chicken have underpants?
- Because the rooster has no hands.

1277. - Is it possible to increase the fertility rate within five years?
- This question is difficult to answer, because... production tool found
is in private hands.

1278. - Is it possible to sleep with the window open?
- It’s possible, but it’s better with a woman.

1279. - Why do women wear black stockings?
This is mourning for lost virginity.

1280. - Why do nuns wear black clothes?
- They are afraid to expose the film.1281. - Does ginseng root help with sexual impotence?
- Yes, if you tie him tighter.

1282. - How to use ginseng correctly?
- Not ginseng, but women. Just like men, only on the other side
sides.

1283. - What to do if arctic foxes crawl out of their mink?
- Sew buttons.

1284. - How to get twins?
- Wrap your penis in carbon paper.

1285. - What is the difference between a husband and an astronaut?
- The astronaut knows his backup, but the husband does not.

1286. - Can a rum-baba excite a man?
- Yes, if the rum is in a glass and the woman is on the sofa.

1287. - Can a woman live with a monkey?
- No, because... the monkey has no money.

1288. - How to protect yourself from conception?
- You need to drink narzan.
- Before or after?
- Instead of.

1289. - Is it possible to get pregnant from valerian drops?
- It is possible if Valerian is from 16 to 50.

1290. Who is a donkey?
- This is a husband who is traveling south with his wife.

1291. - Who is a donkey?
- A husband who let his wife go south alone.

1292. - How to divide one bunch into five parts?
- Fart into the glove.

1293. - What is a sausage?
- This is a sausage in an excited state.

1294. - What is the name of Khrushchev’s hairstyle?
- Vintage 1969.

1295. - What kind of woman do they say “decent”?
- This is a woman who gives everything in order.

1296. - What is “green, crunchy, but not money”?
Fifty rubles.

1297. - Why do Russian women wear shoes with thick heels?
- Because they have a net in one hand,the other is Svetka, ahead
five-year plan, and drunk Ivan behind.

1298. - What kind of work does a real man do while sitting on the toilet?
ze, mental or physical?
- Mentally, otherwise he would have hired someone.

1299. - Did Eve cheat on Adam?
- Of course, after all, man descended from a monkey.

1300. - What can be removed from a naked woman?
- A naked man.
-What can you take off a naked man?
- Naked Georgian.
- What can you take off a naked Georgian?
- One and a half kilograms of wool.

1301. - Why don’t Armenians fly into space?
- If you launch an Armenian into space, all Armenians will die of joy,
Georgians - out of envy, and to whom will we leave the Caucasus - these stinking
Azerbaijanis?!

1302. - What happens if you cross bedbugs with fireflies?
- Dense electrification network throughout the country.

1303. - Can dwarfs play football?
- No, because... the grass stings the eggs.

1304. - Why does the rooster sing so much?
- Because he has ten wives and not a single mother-in-law.

1305. - Which nation is the stupidest?
- But we have the best cognac!

1306. - Why did the Armenian radio cease to exist?
- The Jew who answered the questions died.