Anecdotes - humor.

 JOKES!!!


1. The Chukchi married a French woman.
- How are you and her? - asks a friend.
- Everything is quiet!
- How is her tongue?
- Everything is cool, just very sexy.

2. The plane carrying bags of money crashed. Chukchi
hid several bags behind the chum. When they collected all the money,
How many bags were missing? We followed the ski trail. Sledova-
Tel offered the Chukchi to return the money. He claims that he didn’t take it.
“Tell this Chukchi,” the investigator says to the translator, “what if
If he doesn’t tell you where the money is, I’ll shoot him.
   The frightened Chukchi says to the translator:
- Tell the investigator that the money is hidden behind a chum.
   The translator addresses the investigator:
- The Chukchi said, let them shoot, but he won’t tell where the money is.

3. A Chukchi shot a duck while hunting, and it fell at his feet. Chuk-
why suddenly I felt sorry for her.
“Don’t worry,” the other one reassures him, “if you hadn’t helped her—
trilled, it would still break if it fell.

4. - Chukchi, what do you do when you come from hunting?
- I'm putting up a stick.
- And then ?
- I'm putting up the second stick.
- Well, then?
- I take off my skis, have dinner and go to bed.

5. Chukchi stands with a machine gun at the border. He hears footsteps.
- Stop! Say your password!
- Fuck you!..
“Come in,” says the Chukchi with relief. “I’ve been serving for the second year, and paro-
la, however, still the same.