Anecdotes - humor.

 JOKES (this time about Jews :) )


   1. Sarah says to her husband:
   - Listen, Abram! I'm on my way home now, and in our entrance
There are two arrogant guys standing there. They say: either sing, or we will kill you.
rape!
   - And you sang to them?
   - I’ll still sing to them!

   2. - Abramovich has a penis like a mad horse.
   - What, is it as fast?
   - No, it’s not worth a minute either.

   3. - What does Rabinovich do in exile?
   - Married a Chukchi and breeds frost-resistant Jews.

   4. - Madame Iceberg! And you turn out to be a prostitute!
   - Where did you get this from?
   - And they reported on the radio that twenty jaws were removed from you -
ntsev.

   5. - Zyama, how much does an atomic bomb cost?
   - A lot, Sarochka, a lot.
   - So look - such wealth is flying to our balcony!

   6. A young Jew from a small Ukrainian town was called
whether to the Red Army. Soon he sent home a letter:
   “Hello, dear family! Things are going fine for me.
He ended up serving in Budenovich’s cavalry army. Send me 200 ru-
bley to buy a horse, since everyone here serves with their lo-
shadmi".
   Two weeks later, the recruit receives an answer:
   "Hello, Moisha! We will not send 200 rubles, because the letter is yours
didn't receive it. Be careful, don’t end up serving in the navy, lest you buy
fuck you cruiser. Mom."

   7. - Cyclists and Jews are to blame for everything.
   - What do cyclists have to do with it?8. - When it was most difficult for Jews to live: under tsarism, under
socialism or fascism?
   - During the Stone Age, circumcision was difficult to do.

   9. - Sarochka, wash your neck, guests should come to us today.
   - Should they?! And if they don’t come, am I going to wash my neck all evening?
will I walk?!

   Expect new jokes in the next issue!!!