Let's have fun - humor.

 LET'S HAVE FUN!!!

   (C)Zombie/MSoft

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   Gynecologist-patient:
   - How many men have you had sexual intercourse with?
   - With five or six...
   - Not so much...
   - Yes... It's been a bad week...

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   - One day I came back from a tour and went into the kitchen. Next to
a huge red-haired man sits as his wife. I ask:
   -Who is this?
   And she answers:
   - Did you give me a food processor on March 8th?
   - Well, he gave it!
   - So, he is a combine operator!

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   - Yesterday I covered my wife’s eyes with my palms, and she said to me: “Wa-
Xia? -No. -Petya? -No..." So, stupid, I didn’t even guess!

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   - A man bought a goat at the market. Came home, looked, and the goat
milks poorly. Took her to the doctor. The doctor looked and said:
   - The goat, of course, is fucked up, but he will live.