We are pleased to present you this little ku-
the juice of laughter that we miss so much
in our difficult life.
GIRLS IN THE FIELD PICKING FLOWERS
NEARBY BOYS WERE PLAYING INDIANS
MASHA BENT DOWN - AN AX IN THE ASS
THE INDIAN EGOR THROWS ACCURATELY.
THE GIRL WAS IN THE FIELD AHAHAC.
IT APPEARED TO BE A FASCIST HEAD BOARD.
THE KNIFE HAD IT, I WANTED TO EAT...
LEGS HAVE FOUND A KILOMETPOB BACK.
THE GIRL WENT TO THE FIELD TO PLAY,
GIRL IN THE GRANHATU FIELD HASHLA
"KEEP THE RING" - HER UNCLE TOLD HER...
THE BANTIK FLYED FOR A LONG TIME OVER THE FIELD.
THE BOY FOUND A HUGE BOMB,
THE BOY CAME TO SCHOOL WITH HER...
I LAUGHED FOR A LONG TIME:
"THE SCHOOL IS STANDING, AND THERE IS NO ONE IN IT!"
GIRL MASHA ICALED RASPBERRY,
WITH OHA'S FOOT, I STOPPED INTO THE MINA.
FOR A LONG TIME WILL I BE BO CHE
THOSE BLUE EYES HA COCHE.
A LITTLE BOY SAT IN MIHE,
THE POOR BOY IS SWEATING FROM CTPAX.
THE DROPS ROLLED, THE CONTACTS CLOCKED...
USE KPEMOM MAPKI "KAPPATY"!
THE WAREHOUSE WAS QUICKLY BUILT IN THE KOLKHOZ.
THE CHILDREN FOUND NEAR THE WAREHOUSE CHAP...
THE SENSITIVE RURAL PEOPLE CRY:
"MORE GOPKOMWITH KIPPICHEY".
THE BOY BEHIND LECOM HAS MIHOMET ...
MORE B DEPEBHE HIKTO HE LIVE.
BOY BEHIND GPUSHEY AND DEPEBO BLEZ,
CTAPYY PAXOM DOCTAET CBOY OBPEZ.
CLYSHITCYA BYCTPEL, OTCHAYAHHYY KPIK ...
"COPOK BTOPOY" - SMILE CTAPIK.
BOY BEHIND GPUSHEY AND DEPEBO BLEZ,
CTAPYY PAXOM DOCTAET CBOY OBPEZ.
CLYSHITCYA BYCTPEL, AND CTOPOZH FALLED :
HE HIMSELF RICOCHETED.
ALYE GALCTUKI BYUTCYA HAD CKBEPOM :
BOMB HITS B DBOPETS PIOHEPOB.
NAKED BABIES FLY BY HEBU :
B BAHYU GOT PEAKTIBHYY CHAPYAD.
MALEHKIY MALCHIK CIDEL AT DOPOGI.
TAHKOM EMU PEPEEXALO TODAY.
THAT UNCLE B CHINESE T-SHIRTS
BULLET B JIBOT UCPOKOIL BEDHYAZHKU.
CHILDREN B PECOCHHIKE B KAPTY IGPALI.
KOLYA AND PETYA BEC' DEH' MAXLEBALI.
BOT AND BEAT BAHE ACE :
BYKOLOT PAPE PPIDETCYA EYES.
PAPA-MYACHIK CTAPICKA POTPOSHIL.
CYH PAZDPAJEHHO OTCU GOBOPIL :
"GRANDFATHER DABHO HADO WAS KOHCHAT,
PADAL WILL GO ONLY FOR PUB TWENTY-FIVE!"
MALEHKIY MALCHIK ZALEZ B XOLODILHIK,
MALEHKOY HOZKOY HAJAL HA PUBILHIK.
BYCTPO ZAMEPZLI COPLY B HOCU.
HE, HE DOECT OHYOUR SAUSAGE.
A LITTLE BOY SAT ON THE ROOF,
THE SUN RAY WAS HARMFUL FOR HIS HEAD.
ROOF CRASHED, KONES CRUSHED...
NO, WE WILL NOT GO TO THE BOY'S VISIT.
THE LITTLE BOY SWIMMED ON THE ICE FLOW,
BEHIND HIM THE ICEBREAKER HAS BEEN UNDERTAKED.
THERE ARE NO OUTDOOR CAPTAINS HA CBETE:
ON THE LEFT FLOOR-PETI AND TO THE REAR FLOOR-PETI!
THE WIRE THROUGH THE TREE IS A SNAKE.
THE BOY WAS GETTING AWAY WITH HIS HAND.
DADDY BENT OVER A PILE OF COALS:
"WHERE ARE THESE JEANS FOR TWO RUBLES?"
A LITTLE BOY COCALED A CANDY,
FROM THE REAR IS A RISE TO HIS CAMOBAL...
THE NEWSPAPERS WRITTEN:
"A BOY DIED BY EATING CANDY."
THE TWO LOVERS WERE LYING IN THE RUE.
THE COMBINE WAS STANDING AT THE TERMINE.
QUIETLY STANDED, AND QUIETLY WENT...
SOMEONE FOUND THE PLATES IN THE BOX.
THE LITTLE BOY LOVED SWEETS.
I BOUGHT A CAKE IN BREAD.
PAPA JUST A COVER FROM THE TOPTA PRIHECH, BCE, THAT
HE GOT OUT FROM UNDER THE WHEEL.
EDET BAHYA HA MASHIHE
ALL SMOKED TO THE NECK
THE SUN HAS ALREADY SET BEHIND THE MOUNTAIN,
THE BOY IS FREQUENTLY Chopping Wood.
WITH THE GOOD IRON IS IN THE FOOT,
BMECTE WITH HOGOY CHILDREN ARE GONE.SOMEONE HAS BEEN AT THE TUMBLE WITH HAND,
BCTPETED "PERSHING" WITH CHUKOTKA EARTH.
THERE IS NO NEED TO GO TO WORK:
NO ABOUT CHUKCHU NOW AHEKDOTOB.
LITTLE BOY SNAKE FARTED,
A PLANE WAS FLYING DIRECTLY OVER HIM.
THE THREAD HAS FOUND - DIRECTLY INTO THE MOTOP...
"PAXTAKOP" DID NOT PLAY ANY MORE FOOTBALL.
CLASS OCTOBER IN THE PIONEERS ENTERED,
I DECIDED TO CELEBRATE THIS EVENT.
PETYA WANTED HIMSELF TO POOL MORE...
ROCK HA SHEE HE DOESN'T LET IT FLOAT UP.
TPOE FRIENDS LET'S GO FOR FUN,
MEPTBOGO'S GRANDFATHER IN KAHABE WAS FOUND.
IMMEDIATELY A CRY CAME OUT OF JOY:
"WILL BE EXCELLENT HA SHASHLIK!"
CHILDREN IN THE BASEMENT PLAYED IN THE GECTAPO...
ZBEPPKI TORTURED CAHTEXNIK POTAPL.
THE PARTIZANS SITT IN THE DUTCH,
BLACK SMOKE IS COMING OUT OF THE OVEN.
"SO SHIFT THE SAME, FRIENDS, STACKS,
THE TRAITOR NIKODIM HAS BURNED!"
SMALL FEDENKA DIGGED A PIT,
UNCLE STUPPED AND FELL HARD.
UNCLE FILLED THE PIT WITH CONTECHM,
PETU HA BOTTOM BEFORE THEM POSTED.
SON COLLECTS SCALP HA OTPADHOM,
A DADDY WITH FRIENDS IS DRINKING VODKA IN A PARADE.
MAME WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AT ALL HOUSE:
THE DAD IS WITH CIPROSIS, AND THE SON IS WITH A FRACTURE.
MHEMOM HAD MY EYES POUCHED OUT IN CHILDHOOD,
SO THAT I DON'T FIND BAPE IN THE CLOSET.
NOW I DO NOT GO TO THE KINO AND I DO NOT READ FAIRY TALES
BUT I SMELL AND HEAR GOOD!
IT'S COLD IN THE HOUSE, DADDY'S IN THE JUZHURKE...
MOTHER STOPS THE STOVE WITH HER DAUGHTER.
DADDY GAVE MY SON A DAGGER,
SO THAT HE LOVES DADDY MORE.
DADDY WAS READING THE NEWSPAPER,
BETWEEN THE BLADES THE GIFT STOPPED.
Section author - Mr.Credo
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