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Zed #01
REAL NAME : LIPATOV SERGEY . 
NICK NAME: NICK ZX.        
                             
BORN, GROWED, GREW, LIVES AND 
WORKS FOR HIS OWN GOOD -  
WELFARE.               
THINK AND DECIDE IDEAS     
PREFERS SITTING ON THE TOILET 
WITH A CIGARETTE IN YOUR TEETH
A FEW HOURS.  CONSIDERS  
THIS PLACE IS MAINLY GOOD  
TITLE OF IDEAS. SCHIZOPHRENIC  
WITH EXPERIENCE, HIS LAUGHTER IS IN HIM  
AND A STRANGE SMILE.  EASY   
TAMABLE. DESPITE
FOR ALL ITS NUMEROUS    
DISADVANTAGES, HE IS WHITE IN LIFE 
AND FLUFFY. CONSTANTLY ON 
-LOSSED BY DELUSIONAL IDEAS AND  
TRYING TO EMBODI THEM INTO  
LIFE.                      
                             
DIAGNOSIS:                    
       READY FOR USE.
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REAL NAME : KODOLOV ALEX.   
NICK NAME: SCREEN.         
                             
WAS FOUND ON ANOTHER      
SPECTRUM PARTY WITH -  
WITH A PAINT ROLLER WHERE IT STANDS 
OFFERED HIS SERVICES TO AN ARTIST 
-NIKA. SUBSEQUENTLY WAS    
TAKEN INTO THE SYNDROM SOFT GROUP   
GROUP IS WHERE IT STILL LIVES. 
FAVORITE PASSION WORK IN  
ZD STUDIO MAX WHERE HE INVOLVED- 
-HAVE YOUR CRAZY IDEAS.  
HAS SOME INCLINATIONS  
TO SADISM IN CONNECTION WITH WHAT IT WEARS
BRING HANDCUFFS WITH YOU.          
DISTINGUISHING FEATURE:  
WHEN WORKING ON THE KEYBOARD -USES ONLY 2 FINGERS   
(INDEX AND LITTLE FINGER) IN 
EVERYTHING ELSE IS COMPLETELY IN NATURAL
NORMAL PERSON.         
DIAGNOSIS: COMPLETELY SUITABLE   
OBJECT FOR STUDY.        
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REAL NAME: KODOLOV EVGENIY.
NICK NAME: FOCUS.          
                             
WAS CREATED BASED ON ELECTRIC 
-ONNY MATRIXES. AS A CONSEQUENCE  
WHAT HAPPEN PERIODICALLY 
CLOSURE AND FAILURE IN THE SYSTEM. 
NOT INDIVIDUAL TO ELECTRICITY 
IN ALL ITS MANIFESTATIONS, WAS 
WITHDRAWN FROM THE LOCAL PBX 
AND ACCEPTED INTO THE GROUP WHERE AND FOR-  
-EARTHED AT THIS MOMENT. BEFORE 
NOW IT IS APPROVED THAT IT IS 
IS COPERFIELD'S GRANDSON.   
WITH A LARGE QUANTITY OF DRINKING  
ALCOHOL CLAIMES THAT HE  
SOBER AND CONTINUES TO AFFORD
THAT HE IS SOBER AND CONTINUES    
PROVE IT SOON   
Meth sobering-up station.            
CONCLUSION: MODERATELY ABNORMAL 
BUT IS TREATABLE.        
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REAL NAME: PETROV ARTEM.   
NICK NAMM: AKIRA.          
                             
THIS CREATURE WAS TAMED  
BY SYNDROM SOFT GROUP. 
DURING A DETAILED INSPECTION THERE WERE   
THE RITIGATIONS OF THE MIND HAVE BEEN RECOGNIZED. 
ELECTRIC SHOCK REFLECTIVE PRESSED
ENTER AND RESET BUTTONS. BASED ON 
FROM THIS IS LEFT IN THE GROUP   
WHERE IT IS FOUND. AT LARGE  
CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL  
-NEWABSOLUTELY UNCONTROLLED  
- LAY. UNUSUALLY GLORIOUS.
RESPONSES TO ANYONE'S CALL    
MUSICAL INSTRUMENT IN  
PARTS OF DRUMS. PERFECT- 
SLEEPY EXHIBIT FOR HOME 
ZOO.                   
CONCLUSION: CONSIDER  
HOT WITH SUGAR 
WITHOUT SALT BUT WITH PEPPER.       
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RAEL NAME: LIPATOV EVGENIY. 
NICK NAME: JECK.           
                             
WAS RELEASED IN 1983.    
FROM THE WOW OF A STEEL FOUNDRY     
PLANT AND AVAILABLE ASAP   
REJECTED, TO THE NEAREST     
DUMP. WHERE IT WAS SELECTED  
SYNDROM SOFT GROUP . WHEN     
FURTHER OPERATION IN NA- 
SPO- 
ENGINE DISASSEMBLY ABILITIES
INTERNAL COMBUSTION, AND US- 
WHAT ASSEMBLY IS A PROBLEM. 
BUT NOTHING IN THE GROUP WE HAVE IT  
WORKS AS A SUPPORTER 
ENGINE (GO FOR BEER,  
CIGARS). IN THE PROCESS OF WORK 
YOU WHICH HE PRODUCED -  
THERE IS AN INTEREST IN ZX.      
STARTED SLOWLY USING SPECCY
WHAT DOESN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND 
CORRECT AND SHEETS FROM    
SEE YOUR MAIN WORK ABOVE
WELL, AND SO COMPLETELY PROFESSIONAL - 
LINEN WALKER WITH BEER, EVEN   
THE CHANGE IS RETURNED - SOMETIMES.  
LOVES TO SHOOT - CIGARS.    
CONCLUSION: COMPLETELY WORKING - 
COMFORTABLE, BUT NEEDS PLENTY  
BEER LUBRICATION.________________________________________
                             
REAL NAME: NOVICHENKOV VOVA. 
NICK NAME: GLUKE.          
                             
SUPER-DUPER UNIQUE MONSTER.
HAS A UNIQUE TALENT 
TO PROGRAMMING AND SOLDERING   
DIFFERENT KINDS OF CHLEKTRONS   
PRODUCTS. ALMOST NEVER
DOES NOT PART UP WITH SOLDERING IRON. B
FREE FROM THE REST OF LIFE
OF TIME PROCESSES PREFERRED TIME 
READS TO WORK WITH THE TEST, AND 
MEASURES THE CAPACITY OF EVERYTHING  
MOVES. SLEPS RARELY, BUT DOES 
GO. DRINKING IN MODERATION - NOT YET   
STOP. SMOKES AT A TIME   
DAY, BUT NOT LESS THAN 10 CIGARETS 
AT A TIME. EXCEPT ALL WAYS-  
NOSTY IS VERY PERSPECTIVE TO   
TO MUSIC AND REPEATEDLY     
I TRIED TO REPRODUCE THE HEARING 
ESSENTIAL SOUNDS IN MUSIC EDITORS 
SO FAR IT WAS SUCCESSFUL.DURING WORK-
THOSE CALLS HIS STUMP 2 -  
MORONS AND HAPPENS VERY MUCH  
HE IS ANGRY (ALMOST ALWAYS).  
KNOW 2 LANGUAGES PERFECTLY -   
BASIC AND ASSEMBLER.          
ALSO CLEARLY REMEMBERS COMMANDS
AT A TIME. EXCEPT ALL WAYS-  
NOSTY IS VERY PERSPECTIVE TO   
TO MUSIC AND REPEATEDLY     
I TRIED TO REPRODUCE THE HEARING 
ESSENTIAL SOUNDS IN MUSIC EDITORS 
SO FAR IT WAS SUCCESSFUL.DURING WORK-
THOSE CALLS HIS STUMP 2 -  
MORONS AND HAPPENS VERY MUCH  
HE IS ANGRY (ALMOST ALWAYS).  
KNOW 2 LANGUAGES PERFECTLY -   
BASIC AND ASSEMBLER.          
ALSO CLEARLY REMEMBERS COMMANDS
WORKING WITH VG-SHKA.           
CONCLUSION: STUPID TOIMPOSSIBILITIES
PARADOXAL TO PERFECTION.
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                     SCREEN.

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