Report - Crazy Siberian Party`2001 through my eyes.

 Personally, it seems to me that describing what happened
going to the party should be the one who at least
I was at least of sober mind. And, of course-
Xia, was present at the party.                
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Crazy Siberian Party`2001 through the eyes of me.  
                   
 - How to start this story?       
 - Yes, it’s very simple: describe from beginning to
kotsa.                                     
 - When did the party start?              
 - ...              
               
 For me the party has begun,when I bet on
table heated borscht.  The phone rang:
it was BLAST OFF.  He said that he was going, and
lucky envelopes for CSP WAREZ RASK floppy disks.
About twenty minutes later he arrived, we signed
they sent floppy disks to kohbeptam, sealed them and
went to CSP.                       
 On the way we talked about all sorts of crap, but
there was one good idea: To have one
T-shirt, thanks to which everyone would see
that you are Spectrumist, and so that she too
campaigned for Spec. I suggested packpy-
precise wording:  "Do you want a Spectrum? -
Ask me how." BLAST OFF approved this,
but I didn’t like it myself, because
that was the first thing that came to mind, a
the second was: "I have a printer" and accordingly
howling picture. And the third was absolutely:
"The printer has me."Athe fourth was about
one hundred terrible: "I was had by my printer".
In general, it's good that I don't have a printer.
We also agreed that we will have floppy disks
distribute when everything is compiled for the first time
lurking near the house of Ficus.                 
 So we arrived at Ficus's house. Near
there was no one at the entrance, but on the balcony
a satisfied TIMON stuck out.  Door to the entrance
was not locked and we entered.               
 There were already quite a few people sitting at Ficus's, that's all
completely Spectrumists, we greet everyone
vali, but I don’t remember anyone, I have
my eyes just ran wide: so much Spectrum-
mists immediately!  There were:  DJ.DENSON, WAR-
LOCK, and the guys from Delirium Tremens. We
went to the balcony, stood there for a while with
Tumohom and soon joined us
DEBOSH.  We discussed the development scenario for co-
beings at the upcoming party, and decided that
if DEBOSH will look for the lost one
CSP`2000 shirt, then looking for it in the face
he will only hit those who are on this
party was present.  A forprevention
I advised Kostya of a similar precedent
sew up the collar of his shirt so he's like Tom
Sawyer, couldn't swim.                  
 Meanwhile, Ficus arranged an ancient
Spectrumfun:he turned off those
Lika sound, put a cassette in the mafon with
writing children's  songs, and thus
practically synthesized an invigorating cocktail
out of nothing. There's really nothing to it
special, but on edge about the upcoming party,
and just like that, I can assure you, it was
quite funny to watch how one shobla
football fans went to wet another one under
verses: "A strong friendship will not fall apart,
will not crumble from rains and blizzards..." This is also
nothing, but when on the music channel
appearedPhilip Kirkorov with backup dancers,a
Ficus rewound the film to a sensible song:
"How joyfully and desperately he walked to the gallows,
at the last hour he started his last dance
Little John!"  everyone's stomachs almost burst
whether.  Not only is the tempo of the song perfect
approached the clip, they were also synchronized
lowered relative to each other, Ficus
even expressed "Like thistrackma",and action
Indeed, there was a lot to see and listen to!
Kirkorov jumped and moved his lips precisely
when it was necessary, and even
the action of the plot fit into the song!     
 Meanwhile, the people were catching up. All
decided to go outside. There were already some people there
from Delirium Tremens, Slack Den, WONDERER,
BURST and someone else.  Everyone is talking animatedly
they talked about what.                         
 BLAST OFF hooked up with Dan(as an ex
editor-in-chief Flash Info) and became about
talk to him about something. I didn't hear much
ok, but I realized that it seems Den doesn’t give
consent to further use of the name
style and style of newspaper Flash Info by anyone.
I don't know what the conversation was about before, but
Dan didn't know thatFlash Info`20 was already ready,
multiplied and waiting in the wings with Za
Rulem on floppy disks in our sealed copies
shyness.  I felt a little uneasy, because
more that I haven't been too good yet
I know Dan. I decided that in such a case
So the presentation was covered, especially since
sour expression Max's face is also not causing
a wave of optimism.                          
 It seems like it's already approaching twelve o'clock
everyone who was expected, except the guys fromPlay-
gear.  I remember Ficus sticking out in the window, looking
affecting this crowd of Spectrumists almost
not with emotion. I also remember that the more
Spectrumists approached, the more people
leaned out of the windows and looked in disbelief.
they swore at us.  Everything should be, fear-
We were sure that we are now behind the ears of some of them
let's get you out of the warm apartment and arrange a
Borki, or what we are now counting on
first or second and we’ll have a football game right in
Ficus's yard, threatening the integrity of the windows
and again someone’s ears.  Arrived
CREATOR, thanks to DEJA VU is better known
for strangers like Lekha the Amizhnik, he has with him
captured (or was taken with them) also
two Amizhniks who seemed to have no
than, but not against it.                        
 And the morning, I must say, turned out to be a great one!
The sun was shining brightly, small
amazingly white clouds. There was even
a little hot compared to previous days.
It seems that the sky was "for us", butif
If anyone listened to the radio, then for sure
would have heard that for the evening the weather forecasters npopo-
chat precipitation.                               
 I beat around the bush a bit BLAST
OFF'a and, sitting next to him on the fence like this,
so that no one could hear us, he asked: "Well, what
we will do something, we will do something,
Max?" Max said something like: "Wait,
I'll talk to him one more time", but with such
intonation that I didn’t even hope for
negative outcome.  Really like me
could distribute floppy disks with his newspaper,
if they were still recorded and receive-
Xia, "unlicensed" Flash Info`20?       
 Here come the PlayGearers.Ficus came out and
Now I could take pictures. The whole crowd is
yala at the metal fence, fenced off
he was mowing the lawn and came up to the house
DEMO DED  and pointed his lens at us
camera Everyone immediately wanted to become like
as thin as possible and stand as compact as possible
her.  For some time everyone was ramming, and
DEMO DED gave the go-ahead in the sense that
everyone got in, shouted "TITS!!!",and recorded
cheered us in a great mood,
as it should be at the beginning Crazy Siberian
Party` 2001 !            
                                          

So, day one.                        
I will only expound on what happened
whatoccurredand nothing that did not
it was, butit could have been.                   
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 To the people, according to those who were present
on CSP`2000, was less than last
times. Person 30-35. And now everything is organized -
Noah crowd makes a forced march to "Cre-
post." Everyone was comfortably seated there again
on the fence, a Ze Pagan, Ficusand someone
We still started to decide what to buy. They became co-
take a common fund.  When all the money deposited
were counted, they again turned out to be
less than last time. In general, Den from-
went for a snack, Ficus, Ze Pagan and
someone else was having a drink, the rest began
wait. This is where what I expected began:
Daniel  realized that Max and I have a freebie
floppy disks and began to ask: "This is yours
What - free wheels?" I have nothing left -
elk, how to answer: "Yes." "I'll be happy"
those?" "Yes". "When?" "Soon".              
 After some time, those who went for
drinking, they began to approach. They broughtbeer,
vodka, Ficus arrived with a package of mayonnaise
"Calve". To be honest, I’m talking about a snack for-
was there and racked my brain for a while:why?
mayonnaise?I remember that tequila, for example,
drink with salt and lemon. But I don't remember anything
about beer, vodka, Buhan-Cola andmayonnaise.
We waited for Den for some time, then decided
cross the street and wait for him closer
to the shore."Dan still didn't show up. Someone
went to look for him, some more people waited for them
swarm time.  It turned out that there was still some time left
about two hundred rubles are in demand. Their re-
We were going to leave "for later", but then it came
Den with sausage, kirieshka and nuts and
this remainder was put to use. Den Cree-
looked at all the alcohol with a tic glance
stood on the ground and became dangerously hot and
said: "Why did they take so little?" No probe-
lem, Ze Pagan and Ficus took the remaining
money and went for more vodka.             
 Now it was possible to move to the place of traditional
tional implementation of CSP - to the river bank
Obi. Some affectionately call her Obinush-
coy. TI would like to add: an orphan.
Everyone started moving, and those who walked in front
completely forgot where exactly to go, but
no one got lost and by chance we got out
whether to the river.  There, I must say, to the shore
not very far left, but it's not very
far away" there was a steep cliff with very dangerous
well-trodden paths.  Some have become
go down them to the river, but I and many more
some didn't risk their necks and went looking for
more flat place.                      
 Below, the loaded spektrumists were abandoned
yourdelicious luggage and began to eat it. Ka-
married, decided to drink vodka and beer when
all will do.  I didn’t want to eat, and I didn’t have time to
this was the case, so I started hitting on
Max, they say, come on, quickly, find out with Den,
otherwise everyone won't have time for newspapers now. But
Den was surrounded by someone all the time, so
that you won't come up.  Finally, when everything
have already pulled themselves up and started using mayonnaise with
vodka, BLAST OFF somehow managed to cleverly
hint to Dan that there is a serious
thief, and Den, flattered by such attention to him,
niya, he himself said something like: "Okay, yes-
wai, let's go away to talk" and separated from the main
new patch formed near pa-
kets with snacks and drinks. They sat down
squat down not far away, which I did too.    
 It seems that Dan wasn't the least bit surprised by the surprise
zu, maybe he just knows how to control himself
hands, but everything quickly became clear. In short,
as it turned out, Den simply did not recommend
Max will further use the style and
the name of the newspaper, since they are already quite
got boring, and I began to rush Max: "Well,
come on, make your speech!",and he himself said:
"Attention, now BLAST OFF speech will be
push!!!" Ha for a while all eyes
were firmly chained to us, spektrumists
even lined up in hehkotopoe like am-
fitness theater  Well, Max began to say something
like the following:                         
 - Allow me to present to everyone here my
fallen so-called"CSP WAREZ RASK".
These floppy disks present: Fresh high-
launch of the FLASH INFO newspaper, issue 20, and
zero numberof the new Novosibirsk newspaper
"ZA RULEM" from the new Novosibirsk group
NOT-SOFT. Well, here we printed the boxes 
and everyone began to grab floppy disks. (As I calculated
came later, on the first day they took only 15
floppy disks, and the next day 4 more.)       
 And then everyone finally relaxed and
began to do what they really wanted
teli, namely: drink and snack (recorded
vat).                                    
 Now I also wanted to eat, and I went to
packages.  There was a loaf of boiled kol-
bass, which was held in the hands of Ze Pagan, would-
lo half a loaf of bread, ketchup, mayonnaise, and
there was also something to drink.                       
 The sausages that were there before were infundamentally
nom of a thin configuration, and they are simply broken-
whether, and this process looked from the outside
as a kind of twisting of hands, because.
someone took the sausage and immediately went to him
those who also wanted sausagesand
they began to break it off in every possible way. A sausage
boiled  has a diameter of about 15 cahtu-
meters, and also short in the sense of linear
ness, so apply the above-mentioned to it
This method of division was quite problematic -
tically.  Someone began to figure out where to get
knife, and then they began to wonder why the knife
no Ze Pagana, after all "Kemerovo residents always
They travel with knives."  Meanwhile, sausage
was freed from the skin and for lack of
Warlock took it upon himself to share the knife. He is not wise -
slyly, and without inventing the wheel at all
Peda, I just took the sausage in one hand, a
with the thumb of the other hand - one-one-one -
and plastered sausages to everyone, including
number and me.Meanwhile, on the shore it had already formed
several companies, mainly subdivisions
based on length of Spectrum use and occupation
tiy, and began to conduct very interesting be-
gray hairs. Since I don't know much about pC,
and because of this I don’t even always understand the connection
jokes with them, I found a company,
where, it seems, they were talking about the Spectrum, and became
listen.                                  
 I’ll say right away that I wasn’t very surprised,
finally realizing that even here I didn’t understand much,
May. MAX cyberax and Warlock spoke first
about some ultra-modern programmable
processors, and I remember, it seems, having
There is also a domestic analogue. And then
talked about a microcircuit that could replace
thread is an entire Internet server, or something. Right
yes, small. Or something like that.    
 Quite possibly, I was probably on edge,
and didn’t really understand what was happening,
I remember further about this a little blurry. 
 It seems that CREATOR soon decided not to change
traditions, and went swimming. Then, when
he was already leaving the water, it started to rain, and that was all
began to hide under the trees.              
 Then, I remember, Ficus lost his pants, and
the pants are not yours, aKpeatopa. When it started
cash dive, I remember exactly seeing it
jeans on the sand not far from thatplaces,
where the dive took place. It was raining
all, and Ficus and I are staggering for some time
walked along the beach and looked for pants. Then until me-
Nya got around to finding Kpeatopa, suddenly yes pants
already with him. And so it turned out.              
 Next, I needed to temporarily leave
no party, and when I returned, poured with might and main
It was raining and no one was there anymore. Everyone scattered
who goes where.  Most went to Tumohy.
I went home.  That's how it ended for me
first day CRAZY SIBERIAN PARTY 2001.    
                                          
                                          
                                          
 Who said that there are no photographic documents?
com confirming what happened  on CSP
2001, and in general the very fact of its existence,
except photos, takenpucytctbobab-
shimi at the party? There is alsovideo tape - all
The party is immortalized in VHS format. Where to get it
film? Read on.                    
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 Day two, according to tradition, should have been
take place on Lenin Square. No harm done from it
easy to: Train Station, Bus Station, River
station, so the location is just right. I
arrived there a little early - at 10:00,
but I just couldn’t sit at home. I went around
the whole area, and didn’t find a single one there
spektrumista.  But I noticed something: on
the bench next to the one I was sitting on,
the girl was reclining. Didn't sit or lie down,
namely reclining. (I forgot to say that
This paragraph has no relevance to CSP.
wearing.  If you're not interested, skip it
him.) She, in my opinion, generally tortured
wanted to sunbathe. But she couldn't do it, so
how she was dressed. In that hour that
I was waiting for at least someone, she three times
woke up, went somewhere, and then came back
spun and fell asleep again. Very inte-
a great personality, I must say. I'll say right away
I'm guessing that when the guys from PGC came up (without
Ze Pagan`a), DT (it seems to be in full
ve), then they also converted for a while
turned their attention to her.                
 Well, there you go. They arrived somewhere ineleven.
At first we sat on a traditional bench,
remembering the details of the evening and morning, about
conducted by Tumoha. Then Daniel suggested
move “to the sunshine” and move everything
went to another bench. About halfway through
Ze Pagan and Ficus arrived with his wife and
daughter Katya.  Greeted each other
and, without wasting time, decided to continue
reap what you started on the first day.               
True, at first Ficus introduced the strangers
with the sights of our city,
but not with everyone, but only with those who
were visible from this bench.               
 The money donated was enough, it seems, for used
a glass of "Honey Strong" beer, definitely not
I remember.  They started drinking this beer and chatting about
this and that. Daniel stocked up on fresh cucumbers and
bread I must say, they came in handy.    
 It was then that Ficus noticed what was behind us
being watched. And with the help of a video lens
cameras.  Everyone looked to the left.  Steps in
thirty from us, not far from the statue of matpo-
wow, there was a dude with a video camera and brazenly confronted us
filmed.  He wasn't discouraged one bit,
that he was noticed.  He continued filming us
mother. The ficus immediately, without leaving its place, spreads
bit this spy.  Of course it was
asshole-asshole pi-
Syuchnikov.  It's incredible that he has
the film captured the events that took place
walking on the first day. Surely compromising evidence
collected on us, spektrumists.  Type:
"A-a-a! We saw their vaunted party!
Everyone swollen like pigs, they stuffed each other
friend’s face and dumped!” Ze Pagan suggested
go and take the camera from him. Ficus
I was so inspired by this proposal,
that immediately stood up(!),looking threateningly
turned on the back(!),and made a movement
who (!), invited Ze Pagan to participate-
wat(!). Meanwhile, the messenger has already translated
camera lens on the Bolshoi Theater, and did
looking like he was taking it off as usual
ny tourist.  Ze Pagan lazily explained that,
in general, he joked, and the incident resolved-
Xia. Let them live while they can. And drooling
melt, watching the recording of our gloriousCSP`2001!
 This is how they would sit and chat if I
I didn’t remember the custom of signing
floppy disks, so to speak, to instruct everyone
themautographs. Ficus said: "What, those
Do you have any disks?  Come on, let's do this..."
I still have five unreleased CSPs left
WAREZ RASK the floppy disks, and I took them out and gave them away
those interested.  True, recalling that one of
them is due to me.  Then two of them for me
returned (without signatures), because remember everything-
Is it possible that they have the same ones, even cooler. 
And everyone began to perpetuate their names on
imperishable kohbeptukax five-inch floppy disks.
 This is where the rest of the people began to arrive
di: BLACK CAT and REX came from ERA Creative
Group, CREATOR and Den came with the girls,
BURST, Sayman and DJ.Denson. My floppy disk
By that time she had already bypassed everyone and I hid her
tal, and now I had to pull it out and go around
you with her new arrivals. Here, by the way,
an epoch-making event occurred:  daughter
Ficusa also wrote her name on the envelope.
tik Ze Pagan`a.  Ficus, which also took
this envelope to write something from
myself, I saw that “KATYA” was written on it.
He asked his daughter: “What, did you write-
huh?" Ta answered: "Yes." "And you will also pi-
what?"  "Will".  Ficus was given to her by someone else
envelope, and she carefully wrote on it
your name.  Then I slipped her my disk
that one, she signed it too, right on-
glue.So now I have cbepxpapu-
A floppy disk with signatures of CSP participants
2001.                                     
 Then everyone moved to see off the PlayGear`-
sheep  Having reached the station, they went shopping
buy tickets, and Ficus, Sayman and Burst went
order a traditional farewell message
for friends from Kemerovo. While they were walking
We all went to look for the right train and carriage.
Soon we found him, the Kemerovo residents abandoned him
their things there and climbed out. Someone
offered to take a photo, and someone responded to
this sentence is an expression worthy of Mi-
Khaila Zadornova: "YOU ARE NOT ALL HERE." Then
began to wait, kora "we will all be here"
chatting about this and that.  Soon he found us
Burst, then Ficus and Saiman came.   
They began to say goodbye, Ze Pagan was now firmly
before decided that the next CSP will pass
already inGorno-Altaisk. This is unknown
where did the thought come from hovering over today
him in the morning. Then, I remember, Ficus decided to go
xatb in Kemerovo and climbed into the carriage. After hanging around
there for a while, and despairing of waiting
departure of the train, he got out, and now in
Saiman already wanted to go to Kemerovo. He
also went into the carriage, but soon before
small and left.So the train went. We've been around for a while
waved to the departing spektrumists, and then
went to the bus station to see off Deli-
rium Tremens.  Announcements that Fi-
Kus, we never heard, because... firstly:
we made too much noise ourselves, secondly: under
carriage in which the Kemerovo residents left, all
some time it turned on and off
very noisy engine, and thirdly: in this
There were almost no swearers around the station.
 I also remembered one joke: when we left,
leaving the station, another train arrived at it,
on some of the windows of which there was an image
but something strange. One of the icons, nari-
on the glass was clear to everyone:
little man sitting on the seat, and on his
in the hands of another, small one. Both are in profile.
Well, like: “Seats for passengers with children.”
But another badge killed me so much,
that I showed it to everyone so that they too
dragged along: Little man, also in profile,
also sitting, with the
SYRINGE FOR INFECTIONS!!!Like, "places for
drug addicts"!!! Wow!               
 We got to
bus station, there is Ficus, Burst and me
Let's go order an ad for Delirium
Tremens. Found this in the station buildingeye-
the neck behind which such an aunt sat. Fi-
the cous began to rub on her, what we want to order
announcement.  She took the piece of paper and began to
pee. We asked her to announce
before the bus to Barnaul arrives:
"Creative group "DELIRIUM TREMENS"
boarding signal is given." Simple and simple
taste. Auntie didn’t write down the name very well.
formation of the group, but told us that it would announce
exactly when it will be just right. Ficus
asked me: “Did she write it down correctly?”
I looked at the piece of paper that my aunt had
on the table and said: “Yes, sort of.” We paid
and started to get out, but then I remembered
that Ficus wanted it to be announced twice.
We returned, paid again and asked
whether to repeat the message twice in a row. Te-
you, who already looked at us with disbelief
bepuem, asked: "What do you have there -
Are you deaf or what?" "Why are they deaf? - na-
I started hanging out - not deaf and not topmo-
Yes, they themselves know when to board,
we just want to do it for them and for ourselves too
pleasant. After all, last year you received orders -
said the same thing - don’t you remember?”
It seems that my aunt remembered, smiled, and took
a piece of paper with text and, running through it
eyes, asked: "How-how? Delium... anext?" "Tpemehc,” I continued, “Delhi-
rium Tpemehc. Delirium tremens, that is. Pom-
thread "Prisoner of the Caucasus"?""Everything is clear.
Go, I'll announce everything." And we are happy with-
We went to look for DT.  After wandering around a bit
around the station, we found behind one of
buses Dena, Kpeatopa and Saiman, which
Some people came here by bus. Ficus os-
hovered there, but I was still interested in finding out
where is DELIRIUM TREMENS.  I went around
station around.  Didn't find them.  I walked around again
times.  Here they are - standing at the entrance (exit).
They look around in search of us. And they cost
the other side of the bus behind which
Ficus and the others are standing. They ask: "Where
everything?" I say: "For the bus." "For the...
kim?" "Behind this."                          
 We joined Ficus and the others. Pro-
stood for some time waiting for the bus
sa, chatting and listening to announcements.
Here it is. At least I heard him.
Aunt spoke quite quickly, right away
twice. And then the bus arrived.       
 Everyone began to say goodbye and shake hands with each other.
ki. Then DT got on the bus and went
to his native Barnaul.                         
 Now it was necessary to see off two more people.
kov from ERA CG, but Ficus was in a hurry somewhere,
everythingThey followed him, and I alone accompanied them.   
 On the way to the river station we
talked about everything that happened during these
two days. I have found that, in general, they
we were pleased with the party.  As soon as we
came to the station, they bought tickets and
Their train arrived immediately. They sat down in
one of the carriages and left.                 
 I walked to the nearest stop, got on
bus, and also went home.         
Thus ended CRAZY SIBERIAN PARTY2001.