ZXMAS Crackers

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My new compilation contains Chuckie Egg and Hard Cheese.
It's called Omelette.

I've got Sylvester Stallone eliminating bugs and collecting gems, jumping up the platforms to get to the top.
That's Rambo Islands.

Avoid the NSFW reboot of that arcade game:
I'm surprised Elite saw fit to release Bum Jack.

Really pleased to have mastered Renegade... ...with the ill behaviour.

Gremlin have issued Techno Cop's sequel.
It's called Dubstep Sergeant.

How can you celebrate Christmas when you're trapped in a maze?
Deck the Halls of the Things

One Christmas, when I was very young, I got a tricycle with tv celebrity faces embossed on it.
It was a 3-D Stars Trike.

What kind of weather do electricians dislike the most?
An LED Storm.

What did Saboteur call himself when he took up gardening?

What should you do if you see Trashman?
Put it in the bin, man!

What do vigilantes drink instead of Lucozade?

What was the frog's favourite pop group?

Why did Eric fail his geography exam?
He just wasn't Withit at the time.

What did Chris Eubank say when he first saw Lords of Midnight on his friend's Speccy?
"Corleth have a go of that!"

Why couldn't the side-scrolling shmup find a partner?
He just wasn't R-Type.

I say I say I say, What was bandersnatched from under the Christmas Tree?
A gift (from the gods).

I say I say I say, Why did the three wise men have import duty to pay on their gift?
Because it was U.S. Gold

I say I say I say, Why does Colin Stewart keep the receipts on his traditional Xmas Presents?
So he can replace the (gold) FrankStein (and myrrh) 27 years later.

I say I say I say, Why must you, ultimately, go to sleep on Christmas Eve?
Because it's the night law.

I say I say I say, Who is the person who represents Tim Follins music, and is so busy at this time of year?
The Agent X(mas).

I say I say I say, What did Mel Croucher give as a Christmas gift?
Deus Xmas-shina.

I say I say I say, Why is it essential to play a seasonal Durrell game?
Because it's Critical (X)Mas.

I say, I say, I say, How did Stephen Crow know where to drive the Bubblebus for a Christmas miracle?
He followed a Star(Quake)

I say, I say, I say, Why was Peter Harrap disappointed with his Christmas present?
Because he Wanted Monty Mole

What's Frank Bruno's favourite day?

Why did Horace eat all the goulash?
Because he was Hungary!

What are shoot-em-ups experts' nervous systems made of?

Why did Bruce Banner have all his teeth pulled out?
So he couldn't BITE LIP.

What is Pythagoras's favourite Speccy game?
Pi-R Squared

What do Specchums play when they can't find any horse chesnuts?