Let's trash the whole scene! - Alcohol. Girls. Totoro. Epilogue.

            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            

 #02 totoro
  August 2002

          ! Let's mess up the whole scene! 

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Prologue 
 "All people are brothers...like Cain and Abel"

JeeZ.   
 "In our abnormal times, any
a normal person is already abnormal because
that he is normal" 

  Who/what is this?    What are they
want/do?
  Let's first open  Large
English-Russian dictionary:yes exactly this
words express their life
platform.  JeeZ it's not even so much

scene group, how many people
united by way of life.    They
they come together not only for
to build another computer
project, but mainly to
to get weird, have fun and even just
get drunk.
  No one on stage is seriousperceived
intro to the Charts, but that’s where they are
showed you that theyFreaks.Let them not
physical, but moral, with shifted
ethical values, with aversion to
crowd, individualists and egoists! kazly!
In appearance, alone, they are ordinary,
intelligent young people, but this
appearances are deceiving. As soon as in one
point in space will gather more than
one jeez'sheep  - something is happening
fucked up.

Alcohol.     

 "Life is beautiful, amazing - if
drink first..." 

  Usually they drink little, rarely, and only in
mostly beer.  But if it starts
drinking, then alcohol is drunk like water,
hellish cocktails are invented, like
"thermonuclear tea"  (hot tea +
alcohol).   Or "Spectrumist cocktail"
because of which it was almost torn down
meeting New Year 2002. 
  The last three-day foray into
nature with a tent and a box of fun
products.  Getting tattoos, wandering around
forest with army knives andtourist hatchets nearby
located tourist parking lots, hanging
signs "Achtung: Partisanen!"
Digging near your lair
satanic crosses. Night drunken coven
on the shore with torches and wild screams

(tourists probably slept uncomfortably).

Girls.      
 "A drunk woman is not the owner of a pussy" 

  They have a difficult relationship with women
floor.  They don't have permanent girlfriends. Their
requests are too naive (beautiful,
smart, rich).  Their crazy thinking
turned inside out by computer
technologies, does not give them normal
talk to girls. Another Sabbath in
village.    There are more girls in the house
jeez'ovtsevtwice!  Behavior
girls is expressed by the phrase: "Everything is given!"Everything
drunk in hell! One goes to take a piss
onto the road (there is little push and there is still
dark) and falls into the freshly
two-meter hole, breaks the collarbone. Ash
coming out noccccmotpetb as a girl
sssslaughs.  Seeing that the girl is silent

falls through the ground, calling
the rest.  Pyrodex appears above the pit,
seeing the picture he yells: "Bring it quickly
camera!" [paragraph]
  Another coven in the same village couple
months later. Brought girls, after
long disco (this is generally
another story) get drunk under
under the supervision of Pyrodexwhich selects
girlfriend for the night. At this time the others
jeez's,having scored on the women, play
beer-ninja,jumping with wild screams and
skittles of beer in the night gardens.
Having sobered up a little in the fresh air and
after drinking all the beer, they return to
hut.  All the women, of course, have already left,
just in a small room
The bed creaks suspiciously.
How decent scumbags all lie down
sleep in a large room, but for everyone
creaking filled with happy children's

laughter. After a rather short
The girl, unable to bear it, runs away. After
what comes out Pyrodex and, scratching between
big toes, says: "Here
freaks!.. ...she, by the way, there's chocolate there
I forgot..."  Everyone is rushing to grab it
a piece of treat.

Totoro.    
 "Such debauchery reigned in Pompeii - that
even Vesuvius finished"

 Why was this newspaper made?
Common psychological necessity.
When you have to strain your memory looking for
crumbs of pleasant information about homuhahtax -
These piles of crap come up.
You put it aside, but all this
the pile demands to be thrown out on paper,
threatening mental discomfort and
head rupture.  What about anonymity?

Kool's mockery of Chemist v
channel z80.rus  with simultaneous
sending him freshTotopopossibly
was a subconscious desire
will it light up?  Or do you think thatJeeZis not
knows how to use  proxy, does not know how
configure  Mirc  and Explorer to different
IPs?   Doesn't know about existence
anonymous mail scripts on
hack sites? Funny, really! :)
           
Epilogue 
 "And our path is from stinking diapers to
stinking shroud"


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