Fishing Rules - Features of national fishing.

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             Особенности        
  . . .нaциaнaльнoй+рыбалки. . .
 FOX Fluffy's / Savers Alliance 
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  Вот  же  угораздило ! Однажды,
решил  я  сходить  на рыбалку. И
тут   мне   на   глаза  попалась
выдержка из правил любительского
и  спортивного  рыбoлoвствa  в в
водоемах  бССР,после  чего охота
на     рыбалку     отпала.    Но
поприкалываться есть с чего !!! 
                                
                                
  Правила   в   сокращении  и  с
коментариями:                   
                                
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Citizens are obliged to:               
                                
FOX> Fuck me!!!       
                                
1.Have with you
documents certifying
personality...                     
                                
FOX>                            
                                
 fuck, guys, here's your passport, no
I am a poacher! And dynamite I have
no. And the network is not mine !!!         
                                
2.Provide assistance to state inspection bodies
and fisheries protection assistance in detention
poachers and violators.      
                                
FOX>                            
.Well, where is the freak, who
is the grid larger than mine? I'll rent it out right away! 
                                
3.   Take care of preserving
green spaces along the banks
reservoirs.                       
FOX>                            
                                
 What burns will not rot!!!    
                                
4.Do not damage pointers,
billboards, full houses, etc. etc.       
                                
FOX>                            
                                
 Read paragraph 3                  
                                
                                
           Prohibited:         
                                
1.Fishing around bridges,
dams, locks and others
hydraulic structures, on
distance closer S00 meters.    
                                
FOX>                            
                                
 Damn it, God forbid the bridge
collapses, then prove that it’s not you
he blew up!                   
2.Fishing in all
fishery reservoirs.     
                                
FOX>                            
                                
  Yeah.   Schaz.   Just there
was going...                    
                                
3.Use of motor boats
during fish spawning.          
                                
FOX>                            
                                
About submarines nothing
said. So it's possible.          
                                
4.All watercraft must pass
registration (including
various inflatable and collapsible
boats.)                         
                                
FOX>                            
                                
So, let's be my icebreaker
register ?                
                                
S.  Fishing is prohibited unless
reaching the following sizes:   
pike.30, bream.22,pike perch.40 (cm)...
Smaller fish caught
must be released into a body of water
in an undamaged form.           
                                
FOX>                            
                                
First on the ground twice, then
you can go to the lake...              
                                
6.The use of networks is prohibited
nonsense, self-made screens,
under'emhukob, with npumphphuem
electric current, explosives,
narcotic and poisonous
substances, firearms and
other weapons...               
                                
FOX>                            
                                
damn, what then to catch it with?!!
                                
7.Detained floating craft
and permitted fishing means
returned after payment
fine, caught fish and
prohibited weapons are confiscated.    
                                
FOX>                            
                                
Dividing, driving...           

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