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Особенности
. . .нaциaнaльнoй+рыбалки. . .
FOX Fluffy's / Savers Alliance
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Вот же угораздило ! Однажды,
решил я сходить на рыбалку. И
тут мне на глаза попалась
выдержка из правил любительского
и спортивного рыбoлoвствa в в
водоемах бССР,после чего охота
на рыбалку отпала. Но
поприкалываться есть с чего !!!
Правила в сокращении и с
коментариями:
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Citizens are obliged to:
FOX> Fuck me!!!
1.Have with you
documents certifying
personality...
FOX>
fuck, guys, here's your passport, no
I am a poacher! And dynamite I have
no. And the network is not mine !!!
2.Provide assistance to state inspection bodies
and fisheries protection assistance in detention
poachers and violators.
FOX>
.Well, where is the freak, who
is the grid larger than mine? I'll rent it out right away!
3. Take care of preserving
green spaces along the banks
reservoirs.
FOX>
What burns will not rot!!!
4.Do not damage pointers,
billboards, full houses, etc. etc.
FOX>
Read paragraph 3
Prohibited:
1.Fishing around bridges,
dams, locks and others
hydraulic structures, on
distance closer S00 meters.
FOX>
Damn it, God forbid the bridge
collapses, then prove that it’s not you
he blew up!
2.Fishing in all
fishery reservoirs.
FOX>
Yeah. Schaz. Just there
was going...
3.Use of motor boats
during fish spawning.
FOX>
About submarines nothing
said. So it's possible.
4.All watercraft must pass
registration (including
various inflatable and collapsible
boats.)
FOX>
So, let's be my icebreaker
register ?
S. Fishing is prohibited unless
reaching the following sizes:
pike.30, bream.22,pike perch.40 (cm)...
Smaller fish caught
must be released into a body of water
in an undamaged form.
FOX>
First on the ground twice, then
you can go to the lake...
6.The use of networks is prohibited
nonsense, self-made screens,
under'emhukob, with npumphphuem
electric current, explosives,
narcotic and poisonous
substances, firearms and
other weapons...
FOX>
damn, what then to catch it with?!!
7.Detained floating craft
and permitted fishing means
returned after payment
fine, caught fish and
prohibited weapons are confiscated.
FOX>
Dividing, driving...
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