Big Belly Application by M&M

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Well hello to you all at Big Belly Productions!

My current handle is M4X1-M00S3 and I have both a massive waistline and love for the Speccy, and wondered if you needed any more members for your group?

I was recently checked out at my local doctors and she told me it shouldn't technically be possible to have a BMI of 120% but I sure showed her!

I'm really keen on joining your crew, for lunch at the least if not for more Speccy based shenanigans and collaborative...

Mmm... Cola... Sorry, where was I?

Oh yes... I've been missing from the scene for a while as I've been in a Fitness Protection Programme after being arrested at customs. Apparently my butt was so large they accused me of trying to smuggle a huge amount of crack into the country! I told them that they were mistaken and I would never smuggle crack as it keeps you thin, so they arrested me for the 20kg of Marijuana I was packing in my lunchbox.

I have recently had a lot on my plate, but after being forced to clean my room recently, I found an old copy of Your Sinclair with a Mars Bar stuck to it and in the process of removing the offending magazine, remembered that they used to always say "I never knew how much was in it!".

A lot like my meal plan.

So, if you need a general all purpose Speccy and food lover, I'm your moose!

Yours,
M&M