SMART BOY
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One girl, about thirteen years old, wanted
elk wanted to scratch his marfutka. Big
She was afraid to give it to the boys, and
to live in such years somehow
known. She called a boy about seven years old and
began to joke with him, play around, and
Tom lay down, pulled up her hem and said:
- Lie on me!
But the boy had never heard such a thing and
I didn’t see it - I know, I was embarrassed, I was afraid
climb. She beckoned, beckoned him - she doesn’t want to
and that's it.
- I’m afraid, why am I going there?
That's how she talked to him, another chlo-
a boy of about fourteen overheard. Sneaked-
He sneaks out from behind the bushes and at her!
He stuck it where it belongs, of course. And the younger-
hey saw what they were doing and said:
- I thought it was necessary to work there, but under the skin-
ru and I would have stuck it!
And now, my friend, I'll tell you
fairy tale This fairy tale is the last one in this
launch, but also probably the most sophisticated and
cool. Let's go!GOT TO THE SMAKU
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There lived two brothers. Senior, about forty
five, had been married for a long time, and the youngest, years
twenty-five, still single. Conceived
the eldest to marry the youngest, so that the house will be
la an extra worker. And the youngest gets married
either afraid or reluctant. The eldest
this way and that way I persuaded him and asked him not to
I want, and that’s all. Well what are you going to do with him?
do! I thought and thought, like a lesser criminal
rit, and came up with it.
One day Petro, the younger brother, comes in with
yard to the hut, and the elder says:
- Hey Petro, are you going to get married or not?
- Don't want.
- You're a fool - I don't want to. Have you ever been a woman?
try it, you yourself will ask me to
got married.
- How can you try it, where can you get it?
- And you slaughter a sheep and take the carcass to the city
family to the market. Women will come up to you there
us, they’ll ask: “How much are you selling for,” and you tell them
say: “Give me one, and I’ll give you the whole sheep.”
Then you will taste it. How do you try?
you will understand that it is sweeter than any honey.
Petro, without hesitation, went to the ov-
Charnya, slaughtered a ram, skinned, exuded
I robbed and began to get ready for the market. It would-
lo on Saturday. Petro arrived on Sunday
to the market, stood on the edge of the meat row.
After standing for a while, the lady comes withcook.
She stopped and asked:
- What are you asking for a ram?
- Give it once, I’ll give it all.
- You're joking, tell the truth.
- I'm not joking.
Although the lady was ashamed to buy
for such a price, it was a pity for the ram
to miss out, because honor it, it gives away for nothing. By-
She returned to the cook and whispered:
- Give him one, to hell with him. Guys
you love, does it matter who you give it to?
If only I didn't want to.
- Okay, lady, have it your way. say
let him carry it?
- Yes, yes, tell me.
- Hey, follow us!
Petro put the ram on his back and
carried after the cook. She led him into the kitchen
lay down on the bench, lifted up her hem, legs
arranged. Petro didn't know what to do
it never occurred to him to climb on it,
he knew that he had to “try”, he took
a crust of bread and gobble it up in the moisturizer
ku. He'll take it, wet it, bite once, spit it out.
no, and again pokes the bread deeper into the crack,
thinks maybe it will be deeper and sweeter. A
everything is the same. No matter where you poke it, the taste is the same:
smelly and salty. He figured out that
gano, threw the crust, but ran away quickly to the
zu. Harnessed the horse and rode off. Rides, spits and
mutters to himself:
-God knows what, I thought she was right...
Oh sweetie, I prepared a full cart of bread
man. But it turned out to be worse than shit. Salty, yes
nasty. The ram disappeared for no reason.
The dear travels, as he remembers, so
your whole body will tremble. I almost threw up.
I arrived home, the horse was unhappily
barks, hangs his head. Brother saw that
Petro returned, thinks: “Well, now, our
the little one will ask him to hurry up
got married. We need to get ready." Petro enters
hut, brother and asks:
- Well, Petro, did you like it?
- To hell with it, you liar. And me and
your ears are blown! Only the ram was missing
rum
- What is it?
- Otherwise! I thought she was sweet, but how pop
tried it - salty and smelly, worse than donkey -
tsa.
- How did you try it?
- Yes, I took a crust of bread, dipped it in and
ate
- Tu-u-u! Fool, do they really try that?
- How else? I don't know.
- I thought you would guess - into that hole
It’s not bread you need to climb, but what you have in your
pants Tucked it in there, stick it in deeper, there you go
then you'll know how delicious she is. cut
another, take him to the market.
Petro waited for market day, ahead of time
cooked the ram and went to the city. At-went to the market, stood in the same place,
waiting. And here comes that same lady with the cook-
Whoa, stopped, asks:
- How much are you asking for a ram?
- Give me one time, I’ll give you everything.
The lady whispers to the cook in the same manner:
- Give him one time, to hell with him. Not poly-
you don't care about this, you still don't care about the lads
you search at night.
- I don’t want it, lady, he’ll go to hell. This
the same one from whom we took the ram then.
- Well, then, he’ll give the other one too.
- He doesn’t know how to do anything, he only teases.
He soaks it in bread and eats it.
- Well, if that’s the case, I’ll give it to him myself. Carry
the ram is behind us!” the lady shouted.
Petro hoisted the ram onto his shoulders. When-
went into the house, dumped the sheep in the closet, and he
entered the room. Lady cook in the kitchen
sent, and she took Petro to the dustbin.
She lay down on the bed, lifted her dress, her legs
arranged. And now Petro didn’t take out the bread,
and took out his saphon and built it for her
nowhere at all. She was awesome
where can you go? I had to lie down, even though
she didn’t want to deal with ordinary men
com. Petro got to it like a cat to lard.
I managed to get wet a couple of times, but still no tears -
No, he continues to puff up. It's been over an hour
passed, the lady was in the mood at first, and then
I'm tired of it. And you know he’s playing up.
- Soon you willwill you cum?
- No, not soon. I've just started today
I'll continue all day tomorrow, and then
finish tomorrow.
The lady got scared and thought: “I’ll accept-
cheats to death, son of a bitch. Yes, and my husband can
to come soon. If he finds out, there will be trouble. Will kill
together with the man." I waited until he was in
cum for the third time, and let's scream:
- Get the hell out! Take yours
sheep, just get out of here!
Petro got the hang of it, threw both of them
wound up and went. I put them on the cart and quickly
home. Drives up to the gate and grins,
I’m glad to myself how well everything turned out.
The brother looked out the window and immediately guessed -
ya, which made Petro cheerful. Petro entered
hut and told how it happened. Soon
after that he was married.
Well, that’s the end of the second part of the fairy tales.
It is quite possible that they will be released soon
other fairy tales and stories "porno-shoW"
Just don't tell me there's so much
good text, and not a single picture!
Well, for now - goodbye!
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