Humor - Statements from officers.

┌LASER GENIUS┐
└────────────┘ Statements by officers. 

 1. The platoon will not move until it learns to walk.
 2. Beds should be leveled at the back.
 3. Now you swear, and then use the same hands to make bread
   take it.
 4. Who lives in this nightstand?
 5. I will teach you to salute every pillar, starting from me.
 6. Tanks advance in small groups of 2-3 people.
 7. After lunch, let's go to work! I agreed with the shovels.
 8. The snow needs to be removed today because it can happen tomorrow.
   melt.
 9. Where were you when you were not there?
10. Subbotnik is a voluntary matter, and not like this: I want to go,
   I don't want to go.
11. Where have you been? In the toilet? You should also go to the theater!
12. Write your initials abbreviated.
13. I need three volunteers: you, you and you.
14. I give you my word to cut off.
15. Dig from the fence until lunchtime.