Debut - computer novel "Rock Star Ate My Hamster".

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 So. Friends. debut today
we have a computer novel again
la.  For the game "ROCK STAR ATE MY
HAMStER". How funny is this re-
says: ROCK STAR EATED MY
HAMster!                         
 Before the novella we will give a short
some description of all functions. yes
How can we not be in the novel?
insert explanations for the game.     
                                
 Immediately after loading you
will request control:SPACEBAR/ENTER
- keys.K - Kempston joystick.
  At the very beginning of the game you will find yourself
hang out in the viewing room. where on
they will show you a lot
all kinds of singers.                  
                                
                                
 Actually. in principle. at the game
It doesn't show up much. Distinguish -
Xiathey are just that. that some pro-
they get more salary per week.
others are smaller.                  
 If that one. who is currently
on the TV screen you don't have hpa-
curls. then don't press anything. through
it will disappear for a while. and
another will appear in its place. and
if you liked this one then.
click FIRE.                    
 After choosing a singer, you will be asked
They will equip it and offer:
new clothes.  used... and some
cast-offs.  Don't skimp. and buy
new to him (or her). don't be tight-
Tess.                           
                                
And finally the main menu will appear:
                                
                                
                                
                                
PRACtICE - practice. tpehu-
rovka - during that time.
which you enter. your star
will rest and practice.
 GIG  - tours are the most important
ny point. First, you request
syat where you will perform (in
in brackets - the price of performance for
one night):                     
 PUB - in public (10);         
 CLUBS - in clubs (1000);       
 UNIVERSITIES - by yhubepcutetam
(2800);                         
 CONCERt HALLS - in concert
hall (8000;                     
 StADIUM - at the stadium (16500).
3atem you must enter the price for 1
ticket (from 2 to 20 £). And finally.
how many nights will you perform?
pat (from 2 to 7).               
                                
                                
                                
                                
 PUBLICItY - publication in the state
native newspaper "StUN" (free
but).  but here you can run into trouble
for news like: ROCK STAR GIB-
NO IN ATOMIC WAR, etc.      
   GIFtS - buy something
to your star:                   
                                
  CARS (£20,000) - car;       
  JEWELS(10000 £) - jewelry
products;                        
  CLOtHES (£5000) - clothes;     
  DRINKS (£100) - drink;       
  FOOD (£50) - eat;          
  COMICS (£1) - comic book.         
                                
 Well, everything else is clear
from the short story...

 LOSERS.           
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(C) Sharmanov Alexey. 1995      
                                
Once upon a time in the agency office "tNOT
CECIL PItt tHEAtRICAL". for his
Cecil himself sat at the table and thought.
Next to him. at the same table.
due to the fact that tables and ca-
any other furniture in the office
there was no more. sat his youth
milk partner. a certain Clive (surname)
no one knew him. maybe
even he himself) in the same thoughtful
in good condition.  Possibly Clive
I just pretended to think. for
this isstrange and difficult task
was inaccessible to him.  but this
no one knew. there is little about him at all
who knew what (and he himself too).  
                                
                                
                                
                                
 And at that moment. when to Clive
it seemed that he was still thinking
Yes, and for a reason. and what else about
something important. the impact on the table shook
the whole room. and the remaining white
ka fell from the walls and ceiling
on a dirty and spit-stained floor.    
 - That's it! Tired of it! - Pete shouted
and his voice echoed dully
empty room. - from now on. Clive.
we give up on everything. what is sacred
involved with the theater. Now there is almost no
it is possible to make money from
this.  I thought a little here (-
How does he do it? - by-
thought Clive) and decided. what now
we will do rock music.
that's where the real money is. We have
there are 50,000 pounds. that's all
left to you from your aunt.
after she died.       
                                
                                
                                
 - Hey.   rock and roll!  Great
boss. Let's form a group. -
shouted Clive. understanding what is needed
contribute to this long
and smart speech. - Okay, let's go see what
something suitable.              
 Oddly enough. furniture in other
the other room was a little larger -
a couple of chairs. table. what's on it
stood - it was their pride -
video double (probably PANASONIC).
left over from the previous owners.
The first candidate was Wacky
Jacko.  He asked for £18,000 a week
liu. They decided on it.      
 - You need to buy him equipment.
- said Clive.  - new one costs
£7000.  already used £4900. and
old accessories £2100.    
 - I think he needs to buy a
my new. - Pete said from behind
reprimanding the money in front of your eyes.
                                
 - Well, what are we going to do now?
bark? - Clive asked quietly. pos-
motpeb on Pete.  which again
was engaged in a mysterious activity.
i.e. thought. After some time
Pete still said his weight
some word.                      
 - Concert... We must organize
call a concert in public and
the lowest prices.  us
need to get famous.  and
find your fans. I think
Five concerts is enough for us. How
neitherit was all strange. how
Pete said. the site was just
packed with fans.  On every
there were about two hundred people at the concert
catcher  although the profit was not
big. a Friday Clive what
he said in a hoarse voice. -
bad news boss. charging time
fees. - and therefore had to leave
terhytb star his legal 18
pieces.                           
 - We need something about our star
wrote in the newspaper. - suggested
Pete.                            
 - Cool boss!  Publication in
StUN'e.  - The next day at
magazine "tNE StUN" on the first page
moose flaunted photograph
Wacky Jacko. and the headline read
"ROCK STAR ATE MY HOUSE".
Clive's happiness knew no bounds.
- Cool boss. As they said:
Any publicity is good publicity.
- After that Clive became even more
happier because he is not only for-
I remembered this phrase. but I also understood it
meaning.  After this Pete decided
do a tour of yhubepcutetam.
for a period of a week.  And the cost
I decided to raise tickets to £10.  - Come on Wacky Jacko.  I want
so that you show them us today-
sinking hell - said every time
Pete before another concert. a
then he bothered Clive and constantly
but I asked how many tickets they had
sold.  After several con-
damn the crowd started to get serious
arrive. but tangible profit
it didn't work.  Returning from
tour Pete was contemplating his next
next step.  when it suddenly rang
phone.                        
 - Boss.  - said Clive holding
phone in hand.  - these are the guys from
recording studio "FLOPPY
DISK"(?).  They offer recordings
make an album for them. for this they
give £5000 and 5% of sales of dis-
cov. What should the boss tell them?        
 - No.                         
                                
                                
                                
 - Hey you. slow-witted. - shout-
Clive spoke into the phone. - our Wacky
Jacko is a real star and we are not
we will deal with such a ma-
a lazy company like yours.        
 - Actually, I only asked
say no. - Pete muttered.   
- HEY boss. can he buy it for us?
what real life to our star. to
did it work better? ( - and how is it
Did I guess? - thought Clive.)  
 - Good idea.  let's buy
he finds the comic interesting and cheap.
 - Comic? Brilliant boss.  Having purchased
Wacky Jacko is the most interesting co-
mix.  they decided to arrange another
one 5-night tour of the university
cutetam. There were more than enough people
yay and that's why ticket prices
raised another £5. After the tour
They had a noticeable increase in money.
Then they got a call from another
recording studio and offered
£10,000 and 10% of profits.       
 But even these were left with nothing.
unless Clive sent them more
in a sophisticated way.            
 Pete decided to arrange a small
a break. and rented a room to
the rock star rehearsed a little
and was preparing for a new tour. On
the next day they decided almost
Convey with your presence
concert hall  where they were very
glad.  Returning home with a solid
income. they decided to accept
recording studio proposal
"PHONEYGRAM RECORDS".  which
offered £30,000 and 15% of the pro-
CD sales But just for the record
disk requires a lot of money. they re-
planned to give several concerts at
stadium.  and maximum price.The success was amazing.  Immediately
after the concerts they got a call
sponsors offering money. Pete
I agreed without hesitation.      
                                
 - What can you do for
in order to burn a disc. - th -
he stole while putting the money away
great safe.                   
 - Hey boss.  - said Clive. -
the guys are calling. and ask
would we like to give to charity
live concert. What do I owe them?
betutb ?                        
 - I think this is good for us -
shaya advertising. so say what
we agree.                    
 - We agree guys.  us too
I like doing business with you. -
Clive said into the phone.  After
this gesture of charity
after another week of wandering around
certificates and gaining a decent amount.
And finally Pete decided to record
disk.  Fortunately, the contract has already been signed
rank and money. finally. entered.
                                
                                
                                
Having received your legal 30 pieces
they went to the sound studio
records.  there they were offered sleep
juice  which indicated the price
what it will cost to release it
or other disk.but deciding not to
Pitt chose the most expensive
goy. this is how the recording of the first began
album.                        
 - Boss! Cool single we just
what they wrote down. let's call it
"Hey sister, give me my socks." a?
 - No!!!                       
 - Well, why not? Excellent name
I think.                  
 - 3atkhucb. I think we'll call
his "Dead Dance".            
 - "Dead Dance"? Cool boss.
you could always give the song the need
new name.                   
 - She's the boss!  And here's another cool one
single. let's call it ...    
                                
Several hours have passed...       
 - Why the boss?              
 - I said that we didn’t do this song
let's call it "dance in cano-
gah." That means we won't! Got it?   
 - Okay boss. Understood. got it.    
 - Listen to Clive. what is this
button?                         
 - No!!!  Don't touch!!! Well there you go
boss.  now you've ruined the most
the best track on the disc.        
                                
A few more hours passed...   
                                
 - Eww boss. seems like it was recorded
the entire disk. now all that's left is
think of a name for it.            
 - Let's call it "MOON".          
 - Great. boss!               
To increase the popularity of dis-
ku Pitt decided to first give non-
how many concerts?  then remove
a couple of clips.   and then
distribute the entire album.    
                                
 Having instructed to shoot one clip from
to a famous music video director in Hollywood
and with the participation of various photo fashion
lei.  and the other forced me to film
Clive (so that at least temporarily
me to get rid of him) in what
then the village on the theme of vampires and
pr. (pr. - this is the worst thing)
above called the song "Dead ta-
netz" (by the way, it all worked out -
th at £55).  But get rid of
Clive didn't succeed for a long time because
that he shot the clip extremely
quickly.  But the most amazing thing
then. what's next week clip
filmed by Clivetook eighth
place in the hit parade.  Joy
Clive knew no bounds and he wanted to
bodies even persuade Pitt to give
rit Wacky Jacko comic. or yes-
something to drink. but then
changed my mind.                      
                                
                                
 Pete was happy for his
his partner cursed himself for that.
that he wasted a lot of money on another
clip.  which didn't hit the mark at all
top ten. but then calm down
Having decided that it was time to sell
album.  We've been waiting for the next report since
impatiently.   and as it turned out
in vain. the album didn't take up at all
no place as well as per-
y clip. a Clive clip was you-
techeh from the table with new clip
group "RENt SHOP BOYS". it was
complete failure.  A to the next
day they were informed that the market was
filled with pirated copies of them
album. On this occasion Pete re-
decided not to do anything. by-
because the financial condition
was critical. In order to
at least somehow restore your
they solved the shaky situation
give several concerts.       
                                
 Oddly enough, the success was
dancing and after a couple more tours
they got back on their feet.       
 - Nothing. - yelledPete waving ku-
varnish somewhere in the sky. - We are still
We'll show everyone what we can do -
we...                           
 And at this time Clive looked through
Vale of fresh mail.  and... What
is this?.. Oh no!!! Hey. boss!       
 - 3atkhucb Clive!  We'll film
a lot of clips.  we will flood the market
with your albums...             
 - Yes boss! Listen...         
 - 3atkhucb told you! They'll
they are forced to buy our dis-
ki. They. they...                 
 - Damn it.  boss! you me
will you listen or not?!            
 - Well, why are you worried, my friend?
part.                         
                                
                                
                                
 - Boss, read the newspaper. - and
Clive thrust a fresh one into Pitt's hands.
issue "StUN". On the front page
there was a photograph of their star. a rya-
house huge title "STAR
DIES IN A AIR CRASH".      
 -Why is all the news about mine
I get the star from the newspapers. -would-
was his first reaction. but for-
topics when the meaning of what happened is
began to gradually reach the point of
go...                           
 - How he died. can't be!! Oh
NOT-E-E-No!!!                    
 - Yes boss. now Wacky Jacko
only in heaven can it be recorded
submit your “golden” album.a
we....                          
 - 3atkhucb Clive...            
                                
NOt HAPPY END.         
                                
                                
                                
 As you already do. obviously. understood
from the novella. above eighth place
We were not successful in the singles chart.
elk rise up.  a in competition
We have never made any albums at all.
who did not take a place.           
 So.  if you suddenly borrow
first place.  then try
remember which way you got to it
walked. so: singer. song title.
who filmed. Where. with whom. And they went out -
those to us. If. Certainly. it has
pattern.                 
 Well. Bye!That's it.