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SEYMOUR: Take One
Code Masters
Once again, you, together with Seymour, are given the opportunity to
a magnificent opportunity to experience “on your own skin” what
cinema represents itself. So, I don’t suspect anything yet -
The living Seymour found himself in a room with a door behind which he, being
very curious, I looked in.
It turned out that this was a laboratory, in the corner of which there was a table with
some bottles.
- AHA! - Seymour exclaimed.
He knew that since the bottles were on the table and not under the table,
then it is very possible that they are full. And filled sooner
just a BEER!
Our drunk jumped up on the table and grabbed the bottle. Fortunately, he
was smart enough to look at the label before pouring out its contents
mine into my throat.
“DEVELOPER,” the sign read.
“Well, damn it, I almost got into trouble!..” - Seymour was horrified.
And then an idea came: what if the laboratory assistant deliberately hid
beer under the table from all sorts of weirdos?
Seymour looked under the table and saw a completely new cassette with cy-
with film. This find made our little friend very happy.
Gunchik, since he had a great love not only for beer, but alsoto everything related to cinema.
The cassette quickly moved into Seymour's pocket. Not finding
nothing more interesting, the guy went further in search
beer and fame.
In the next room he found another door. Behind her is our
There was a film projector and a white screen.
- AHA! - Seymour shouted for the second time. - Now I definitely
I know where they hide BEER!
And he rushed behind the white screen. True, a bummer awaited him again...
:( There was only a knife there, probably forgotten by the Crocodile
Dundee. In desperation, Seymour stuffed it into his pocket.
There was nothing else to do on this floor, and the film expert hero
went downstairs, using the elevator found in the first room -
here (somewhere on the left).
Pippa was waiting for Seymour on the ground floor, furious, obviously
but, the lack of beer, cameraman and main character for the film.
- Well, Pippa, how are you? - Seymour started the conversation, nice
smiling and jumping up and down, probably from excitement
niya... Nervous.
- Yeah, that sucks... Everyone has gone somewhere, and I’m sitting here, waiting,
When will these idiots show up? - Auntie was indignant. - The film was filmed here -
I need my mother, but they disappeared somewhere... So, they left the script...
Seymour took the script with interest. Perhaps he will be able to
be famous and drink beer!
The script said that the main character saves his girlfriend
shku. She obviously did something very wrong to the bandits, andfor this they decided to give her a little ride on wheels.
yes.
“And what’s most offensive,” Pippa continued to be indignant, “everything
is already ready, all the artists are already waiting for filming to begin, and these
idiots are wandering around somewhere!
“Don’t worry,” Seymour encouraged her. - Everything is fine now...
det. I'd like to have a beer...
Do you think that now, without saying a word, Pippa slipped Seymour
into his hands/paws/claws a bottle of Baltika, which he immediately grabbed
walked? No matter how it is! Code Masters writers never
drank four, otherwise they would definitely have inserted BEER in this place
games...
Belching quietly, Seymour went to the set, along the road.
he picked up a piece of rope.
- AHA! - the newly minted director/actor exclaimed for the third time,
seeing a big locomotive. - What’s inside, I wonder? - Turnip
clearly demanded to be scratched.
Without coming up with anything, Seymour climbed into the cabin. Climbing in, he
I touched some pedal, which made the locomotive hum and... set off!
- @#$%&'!! - our ottoman exclaimed, flying out of the cabin like a bullet. A
the train continued on its way...
Tortured by the prolonged wait, actress Lyudochka decided
took a little nap and, unable to find a more comfortable place, fell straight
on rails/sleepers. |-)
Naturally, she did not hear/see, like a treacherous train,
pushed by Seymour, silently crept up to her.
- Yes-ah... Now Hollywood will need a newactress -
thought the joker who had just arrived at the scene...
GAME OVER
* * *
But it was necessary not to start the train... It was necessary to tie the girl
rope and insert the cassette into the camera. I should have gone to the locomotive
and launch it, and then rush towards the camera in leaps and bounds,
to turn it on. And, again, rush at full speed to Lyudochka,
and cut the ropes with a knife right in front of the train.
It was necessary to take the film out of the camera and take it to the darkroom
the room where Seymour almost got drunk on developer. I needed this one
develop the film (after turning off the light) and look into
next room...
But the jumping baby did not do this. And now he can’t drink beer
wow, and you won’t make any good. Although, if you help him a little...
But that's another story...
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From the editor: Rather, such help should have been humorous... :) However,
the game is not as simple as it seems because it seems to have a long...
there must be some logical end, and until this end I, for example,
mer, never got there.
If you shoot a film without a script, then critics, when the film
will be ready, they will write something like: “You forgot the script”
(I don’t remember exactly now - I played it a long time ago), but if with a script,
then: “The script needs to be learned.” That's all. The game crashes on initial
screenshot,just like with an unsuccessfully shot film, for example,
or when you don’t have time to reach the actress...
Imho, somehow we need to make sure that we don’t get it from critics
not a single comment, and then, perhaps, the same one will come
the long-awaited “final of the desks”.
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