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(R) Adventurer #5
The Trap Door
The morning started out lousy. Burke woke up from something wet and
cold, falling on his face. “This lousy creature again,”
he thought, throwing the throat(*) from his face. It's already the seventh morning
elk this way. Burke could (and tried a couple of times) freeze-
I could not read this creature, but I couldn’t. Sighing heavily, Burke
got up from the couch. The last day of his service in the castle began
Masters. Every fifty years one of the young gevs(*) must
was to go to the castle of the Great Master(*). He had to just
to spoil him for a week, at the end of which it was decided how they would live
surrounding peoples for the next fifty years. The Great Master was
once a great sorcerer, evil and cruel. But one day he
They were able to defeat him and imprison him in his own castle. The sorcerer was immersed in
a magical dream that is interrupted exactly for a week every five
ten years. The sorcerers of the past appointed the gevs to look after
castle and sorcerer, which they performed to this day. Burke was chosen
hurt this time. At the end of his service, he will become the leader of the Gevs. Days
there were heavy ones in the castle. Burke's service consisted of feeding the Master,
who had tastesstrange. But follow all the orders of Mas-
tera is needed immediately, delay could cost lives
Berk and fifty years of hardship to his country and people.
Getting up, Burke wandered into the kitchen, wondering what he would come up with.
this time an old... sorcerer. A vile mouth was spinning under my feet.
“Well, I’ve become attached, it lasts me all week,” thought Burke and
tried to kick, but the glot dodged and disappeared into the hall. In the niche there is a click-
Burke bit the skull with his teeth and spat at it. There were angry responses
screams. Whose skull it was, Burke did not know, and the skull itself did not speak.
Having reached the kitchen, Burke yawned, and at that time the walls of the castle began to tremble
and the thunderous voice of the Master was heard: “Burk, fuck..., come on
quickly get me some fresh worms!"
While the distant rumbles of thunder were dying down, he rolled out of the hall
glot with eyes wide with fear and tried to hide behind Ber-
ka. "Ugh, it's gone!" - Burke thought as he walked away from the puddle on the floor. Taking
from the shelf in the pantry there is a white metal bucket, one (from the arch-
ki NKVD) Burke wandered around the castle. "Where are these damn worms?
look for?" - he asked himself, stopping near the skull.
“Where, where - in p..., at the very bottom,” the skull sneered and immediately
got hit in the teeth with a bucket.
An underground was a hole in the floor covered by a heavy hatch.
Next to the hatch, a lever was attached to the wall to open the hatch. Leaving
skull spitting, Burke wandered to the hatch, examined it and, heavily
sighing,went to open it. The lever did not give in immediately. After watching
around and kicking an inopportune throat, Burke once again
pulled the lever. A guttural sound was heard and from the opening of the hole
a flock of big-eyed worms came out in the stinking fumes. The worms are here
and, with savory sounds, they began to fall onto the stone floor. Sharply
Having closed the hatch, Burke rushed after the worms in pursuit. Grabbing the worm by the
yay..., sorry, neck, Burke hurried to the bucket. Suddenly, he jumped out
from a dark corner of the throat, snatched the worm from Burke's hands and devoured it with
with an insolent look.
“Oh, you...” Burke gasped in anger, “you filthy creature, give it back.”
worm! Glot just grinned (which he couldn’t do) and accelerated
feces in an unknown direction. A second later the hatch turned around
crazy activity. Burke rushed after the worms, the worms gawked
eyes and tried to hide in all the cracks. And in the middle of it all -
he was jumping up and down with satisfaction, now snatching the worms from Burke, now swallowing
calling them from the floor. After some time there were no worms left. Tol-
but several specimens were rustling in Burke’s bucket.
- Well, it seems ready. - Burke said with relief, wiping off sweat
from the forehead. An unknown skull was watching everything from a niche in the wall.
Having picked up the vessel, Burke went to the kitchen to the elevator. Although the owner
I wasn't impatient; I had to hurry. Putting down the bucket
to the floor of the elevator, Burke walked to the elevator lever and pulled
him. There was a grinding noise and the lift slid upward.─────────────────────
Burke didn't have to rest for long; thunder sounded again, though
weaker than the first time, and words were born in the air, burning
fire: "Burk, make me some scrambled eggs, quickly!" Burke did not have time to arrive
come into yourself, as the words melted and remained only on the retina of the eye
There was a trail of them, and black flakes slowly swirled in the air.
“To hell with you...” thought Burke irritably, “... that’s the way-
You can scald it for it." Heading to the pantry, Burke began interrupting
collect inventory in your mind. Frying pans are not included in the list of items
moose “Oh, to hell with it,” Burke waved his hand, rummaging through the pantry, “
“I’ll fry it in a basin.” Coming out of the storeroom, Burke stopped opposite
unknown skull. Turning the basin in his hands, Burke asked the
turnip:
- Well, where to look for eggs?
“In between, but...” the skull tried to pin, but in time
stopped. - Yes, from the blue dog from the basement.
- !? - asked Burke.
- Look in the bucket. - the skull muttered and moved deeper into the niche.
Breaking the pantry again, Burke discovered a large cartridge,
just like a shell, and a box with dried out eyes. Not finding the
After changing these things, Burke wandered to the hatch into the underground.
A swallow sat on the hatch cover and looked slyly at Burke. Having threatened
the vile creature with his fist, Burke pulled the handle. The hatch opened and there was a sound
savory sound of impact. This throat was pressed to the ceiling, a little
hung and fell straight intofailure. Immediately above the edge of the hatch a
giant eyes flashed.
- Damn, this is clearly not a bird! - Burke shouted, pulling the lever down.
The hatch cover thudded loudly as it slid into place. From under its edge
It seemed like a bit of a nasty-looking liquid. Wiping the sweat from my forehead,
Burke risked opening the hatch again. In the clouds of poisonous fumes from
a mouth flew out of the hatch, and behind it appeared the blue ... crest of a bird.
The bird looked like a cross between a parrot and an eagle. Soaring to the ceiling
ku, this hybrid croaked loudly and began to rush back and forth. "Here
damn, how do you shake the eggs out of it?" Burke was amazed. After standing silently -
After some thought, Burke remembered one thing lying in the closet,
namely, about the cartridge. Looking again at the imprint on the ceiling
halls, he walked briskly to the pantry. When Burke ver-
He rushed back, carrying a cartridge under his arm. Looking at the bird, everything
still flying in the air, Burke secured the shell on the hatch cover.
“You won’t succeed,” the skull muttered sarcastically from
your niche.
- Well, you! Don't croak! - Burke said sternly, “otherwise I’ll mess you up.”
schu.
Having checked everything again, Burke went to the lever and began to wait.
Soon a blue bird appeared. Having flown up to the hatch, she complained
loomed over him.
- Get it! - said Burke, pulling the lever.
The hatch cover suddenly opened. Shining like a silver rocket
the projectile flew up and hit the bird where it hurt. Burke village
zeroed the lever back.The hatch descended noisily. Looking at the bird, Burke
I saw that her eyes became like two saucers. Hoarsely screaming
the bird flew towards the kitchen. Grabbing the basin, Burke rushed to get
suffering creature. Flying into the kitchen and expecting to see a bird on
floor, Burke was amazed. This thing was still hanging in the air and
was about to give birth to a large egg.
- A-A-A! - Burke yelled, running up to the bird.
He managed to place his basin under the bird. There was a slap
the bird flew away freely, and Burke was left with a basin full of
holding eggs. Having placed the basin on the stove, Burke went to drive
bird back underground. After half an hour of labor in the corral
screaming bird in place, Burke decided to check how the eggs were doing
tsa. Entering the kitchen, Burke felt a savory smell of a little...
burnt scrambled eggs.
“Yours...” Burke yelled, grabbing and dropping the basin on the floor.
“For you...” he continued, blowing on his adored hands.
- I want to eat! Where's the grub? - a thunderous voice rang out.
- Now, now. - Burke stammered, grabbing the basin and putting it
on the floor of the elevator. Soon the basin returned, licked to a mirror
shine.
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Burke woke up half an hour later to the sound of thunder rushing across
the back streets of the castle. "Pi-it, pi-it, juice for me, juice!" - moaned
echo.
Burke jumped to his feet in fear. So long and persistent
He had never heard an echo.
- What is this? - Burke asked in fear.
“Yes, the Master wanted a drink,” the unknown said with the air of an expert.
famous skull.
- What to drink? - Burke didn’t understand.
“Yes, juice from the eyes,” the skull simply answered and crawled further into
niche.
“From the eyes means...” looking thoughtfully at the jumping throat,
said Burke.
Staggering around the castle, Burke found a box he had thrown away with...
with dry eyes. "N-yes, you won't get any juice from this..."
- Come on, you old head, what do you say? - Burke asked what-
rap, pulling him out of the niche.
“So, what am I, I’m okay,” the skull said, chattering its teeth, “in the world.”
I wish I could catch a glimpse of them...
“To the land... Well, okay, let’s do that,” said Burke, putting
the skull in place.
On the open terrace, between the two towers of the castle, stood a
how many pots? After examining them carefully, Burke shook out the contents.
my boxes into pots and went to collect things for production
bormo... juice. After a while everything was ready, and Burke
went to look at my plantings. On the terrace in riotous color
The eye trees were blooming. The wind gently played with their leaves, and
eyeballs hung on the tops in all their splendor.
“Damn it,” Burke swore in shock, approaching the bushes.
This was enough for the fruits to slowly begin to fall to the floor. "Well,
“all the khan to them,” thought Berk running up. But I was wrong: eyeballs
ki, touching the floor, jumped several times and froze,
swaying slightly.Wiping the sweat from his forehead (and other places), Burke quickly
He collected the harvest and went down to put it in a barrel. Kicking the barrel
going into the kitchen and placing the vessel under the neck, Burke cautiously
reached the hatch. "Just so that something nasty doesn't come out again,
otherwise it will be like yesterday..." Pulling the handle, Burke, tired and tense,
curled up onto the hatch opening. Eyes appeared from the clouds of smoke. Bo-o-ol-
Shit eyes!
- Yeah, this is it! - Burke yelled joyfully.
It represented eyes, legs and something between the legs... Between
there were two legs and a body. Quickly closing the hatch so that this spawn
Hell didn't escape, Burke went to the gallery to see what would happen. Would-
lo cool: the creature, jumping around the kitchen, jumped into a barrel
a delicious sound and a stream of green liquid hit the jar. Around the kitchen
the smell of old fat and fresh vomit spread. creature
jumped out of the china and, trying to shake off the pink and white debris,
jumped away.
- Ha, the creature has done its job - the creature can leave! -
cried Burke, running from the gallery. After some time Burke
set up an ambush at the hatch. The creature appeared. Burke with a slight movement
hands opened the hatch. The creature collapsed into a hole with a grinding sound. Cover
the hatch slammed shut, a cloud of vapor slowly crawled
up.
With a sense of accomplishment, Burke sent the product called
"juice" up to the Master's tower.
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The sun was setting below the horizon,the wind slowly shook the grass.
Suddenly, in an old castle with walls overgrown with ivy, a
door. Burke appeared from the door. Under his arm he was carrying something that
knitted into a fabric of unprecedented color, and a happy
swallow
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Glossary of terms
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Great Master - one of the sorcerers who participated in the Third
magical war on the side of the dark brotherhood. was defeated and
imprisoned in the castle. One of the sorcerers who has survived to this day
antiquity. Has a bad character, but loves to eat.
Glot is a small amphibian, something like the frogs of the Earth, but in
Unlike them, it has only two legs. Feeds on insects and
rotten leaves of aquatic plants. Sometimes kept by relatives
Berk as pets.
The Gevs are a people living in the Broan Dag valley. Was elected
to look after the Master's castle. Humanoids, but not people. Have
average life expectancy is 60-70 years. They have telepathic
skim abilities.
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From the editor: The author of this story did not give complete information
formation. The fact is that Burke needs to complete not three, but FOUR
assignments. These tasks are given randomly (except for the first one), and
you will definitely find out what the fourth task is. But don't worry -
reach - take the skull in your hands -he may hint that it is necessary to de-
bark. Try to find the solution to the fourth problem yourself.
nia. It's not as difficult as it might seem. And I'll give you
a few tips: 1) To take an item, you need to approach it
front or back. The item is taken automatically. 2) To
to roll a pot or vat - you need to stand on the same line with it and quickly
press "right" or "left". In general, you need to try a little.
Pushing these objects up and down is not difficult. 3) Not
you have to open the hatch unnecessarily, something bad might come out
Roshee.
If anyone beats this game at the SUPER BERK level - con-
live with us!
And now the question. The following characters can come out of the hatch:
a bird, something jumping, a cannon on wheels, a ghost. Jumped
jumps into the basement on its own, the bird flies away after leaving
If you knock out all the eggs, the cannon can be crushed with a press. And here's how neu-
Realize the ghost?
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