And Finally — Jokes, Game Chart and PD News

And finally...

Remember Kindly leave the stage?

Well, here's a few of the WORST jokes from it. Groan......

This from Stuart Richards:

Q. What's red and white?

A. Pink. (Oh dear...)

Shane Speck came up with this:

Did you hear about the boy who was arrested for pushing a cucumber through an old lady's letterbox and shouting, “The Incredible Hulk's coming to get you”? (Quite good, that one!)

This from Lawrence Pycock:

Q. Why is an orange orange?

A. Because you can't clean a window with a spade. (????)

More of them next month. (AARGH NO!)

Sadly, that's about all the time we have for this month. Next issue, Ian Mortlock will return with the RAVE CORNER, and Joyce and Company will be back with more of the same.

Send any cheats, pokes, letters, comments or articles to the following address:

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Don't forget the next issue is available on the 1st of September.

When ordering

1. Please state issue 3.
2. Enclose a stamp.
3. Price is 50p.

PLEASE NOTE: FROM NEXT ISSUE, SINCLAIR NEWS WILL COST 50p.

Back issues

Issue one is still available for the small amount of 20p. Please ask for ISSUE1 if ordering.

Well, that's all for this issue. I'm now going to send a large quantity of files to Dominic for him to master. Well, I hope to see you all next issue. Until then, take care.

Tatty - Bye!

Darren Randle. (Editor.)

Thought of the month

Why do Mums always force peas and cabbage down your throat when you're a baby?

Wibble!

Game chart

1. Dark Star. (HOW FAST?!)
2. Deus Ex Machina. (CLASSIC!)
3. Chase Hq. (VROOM VROOM!)
4. Eric & the Floaters. (CUTE.)
5. Deathchase. (CRUNCH!)

Next month we will be going into more depth, but only if you send us your opinions. See you then.

Artists, do you want to see your SCREEN$ in 'Sinclair News'?

Each month, we will publish the very best picture we receive. Each winner will receive a special pack of PD software. Send all artwork on tape or disc to the usual address.

A point of interest...

You may notice the 'odd' number lying about the place. This is not my fault, but my +3's. It has this nasty habit of leaving numbers lying around when I use my cursors. SORRY!

A LITTLE POINT

If we rate anything over 40% then it's worth having. Anything below 40 and above 30 is a bit dodgy, but anything below 30 is a total washout! If you want any of these fine programs, drop me a line at the usual address.

NEWS

A new 'TMG' demo is to be released soon. As yet, we haven't received our copy, but as soon as we get it, we'll tell you all about it. PD software creator 'Neon Grafix' have created a REDD WARF demo. It costs only 20p; ask for it when ordering if you want it. It cannot not be found in any of the PD packs.

Well, basically that's it for this month. Next month, more reviews etc. See you then.....