Anecdotes - funny stories, anecdotes, jokes and various gags.

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 In this section we would like to delight you with funny stories,
 anecdotes, jokes and various gags.
 More to the point...

       The Good Fairy helps Cinderella with a TAMPAX tampon.
        -But remember, at exactly 12:00 he will turn into a pumpkin!

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       An elderly woman enters a pet store and approaches 
       cage with a parrot and says:
        - Well, you fool, can you speak?
        -I can do that, but you, old stick, can fly?

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       An old grandfather and granddaughter are sitting by the river and suddenly they see:
       shit floats down the river. The granddaughter asks her grandfather:
         -Grandfather, and grandfather, where does the shit come from?
         “There was such a story a long time ago,” the grandfather began, “there lived
          There was a princess and she loved a handsome prince. And
          the war has come. And he went to war. And they killed him.
          And the poor princess sunbathed and killed herself on the rocks.
         - Well, grandfather, where does the shit come from?
         -And I don’t know, maybe someone gave a shit... 

                            ***Just like that...

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