Sugar Cat - In one of the psy’s numbers, the guy talked about beer, or rather about how beer is brewed with fragments of a rat’s body...

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  (c) Manse^triumph (manse@inbox.gi)   
     
  In one of the issues, Psi talked about  
  beer, or rather about how beer is brewed with  
  fragments of a rat's body.  Is it the ice  
  I dreamed whether he really had deep psychosis,  
  ;) but it was like this...   
     
  ...a year ago, in city n (I think it was  
  city of Orsk) some local was taking place  
  Olympiad. One of the local teams, called  
  "Boatswain" ordered 2 farfas from our brewery  
  beer and 1 farfas of gas water (1 farfas = 1oo  
  thousand liters). The filling technology is simple. Clean  
  beer is poured into the bottle, capped,  
  the label is glued, the number is applied, it is checked  
  inspector for compliance with the standard and  
  fits into boxes (all this happens in  
  automatic mode at a speed of 50 thousand  
  bottles per hour).                                   
     
   Everything went well with the beer bottling. A  
  the following happened with the bottling of gas water.      
     
  The line is rolling properly, the maintenance staff  
  does anything but observation.  
  who reads scanwords, who listens to the radio, who  
  talks about life. someone is sipping beer, and someone  
  has already had enough and is quietly snoring throughout the entire workshop.  
  Suddenly an expert from the laboratory (woman) comes running and  
  starts to squeal, they say, what are you doing..., the brain is... those,  
  why, b...., instead of soda there is only water. we  
 misunderstandings. we go up to the brewhouse and look  
  into a tank with syrup.  There's still half a tank of syrup!  
  We go back down, cut off the supply,  
  screw off the drain and oh..wai...   
    
  long sugar bars stick out from the drain hole  
  a mustache and the same sugar-coated nose. Poor cat  
  apparently, he walked along the edge of the tank, sniffed  
  sweet vapors and dived into an eternal high.  
  No one dared to get the animal from above -  
  the cat's feat did not impress anyone, and swimming in  
  syrup is not very exciting.  A as  
  drain hole is too narrow in diameter  
  had to be dismembered using improvised means  
  Vaska directly in syrup and pull out in parts.    
     
  A syrup... Syrup, after a little  
  meetings, it was decided to work... inbypass  
  laboratories...   
     
   residents of Orsk!  I sincerely repent and ask  
  forgiveness for what you have done!  I hope stuck in  
  there is not much fur and excrement on your teeth  
  spoilt your mood. :D   
  as I described above, a finished bottle  
  inspector checks for chips  
  dirt and foreign objects in the bottle.  
  a laser beam falls on the bottle, which  
  breaks down into color spectra, and the spectra in  
  are in turn read by the photosensitive  
  plate.  U"correct" bottle "correct"  
  spectrum.  If the bottle does not satisfy the quality,  
  then it is rejected.  This is where it begins  
  the most interesting.  The contents of the bottles are not always  
  monotonous.    sometimes added to beer  
  drug syringe.     sometimes used  
  condom. Often, you come across metal  
  and paper money of small denomination.  
  They say that a long time ago, one operator  
  I found a gold chain weighing 12 grams in a bottle. but this  
  already a myth.  And here are the animals marinated in beer -  
  this is reality.   want to know what it looks like  
  sparrow or mouse passing through caustic  
  bath (lye) and8 degree thermal  
  processing, and later filled with cold beer?  
  remember the old movie "Captain America"? there  
  there was such an anti-hero - the Red Skull. Yes, very much  
  looks like it!                                           
  interesting fact!    quality inspector  
  called "Spectrum-TX", only on an LCD monitor  
  for some reason the Windows window hangs, but these are minor things,  
  really? :) This miracle is controlled either by mouse  
  (someone is always p...t), or with the jog-dial  
  (jog dial in our opinion, on modern VCRs  
  there is such a feature).                                
     
  All equipment at the production plant  
  German company "khS" or Swedish "Simonazzi". B  
  Representatives of these permanently live in Chelyabinsk  
  two companies.  we once asked a Swede how  
  are you doing, Philip?    He replied - recorded!  
  Aclimatization, however! :)   
     
   Stopping the line for sanitary treatment.  for this  
  people come running to watch the spectacle from all over the plant. All  
  the remaining beer from the bottling unit is poured into  
  sewer. And this is about 2 tons. beer! when I  
  When I saw this for the first time, I almost died...   
     
   by the way,if you think that this is only on  
  my factory, then you are very mistaken. similar  
  occurs at least at two more factories  
 JSC "Vena" (St. Petersburg) and JSC "Yarpivo" (Yaroslavl).  
  our guys went there on a business trip -  
  they say there are the same eggs, only a side view.        
     
   Real beer malt does not GROW in Russia!  
  what is brewed in Russia, otherwise known as badyaga  
  you can't name it.  so the best swill is medical alcohol *  
  natural mineral water * two pieces of lemon at the bottom.  
  it cannot be any other way!                          
     
   u yet! I am often asked if I drink beer  
  at work?  I answer - nope!!! I already need this beer  
  that's where... :-b   
     
  chief brewer of the Triumph plant  
   -Manse-   
   (aka... Scottish pastor ;)