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   Report from Crazy Siberian Party'2оо2 from     
    Jupiter77, Tomsk city > Novosibirsk city.     
                                                  
    lzb:                                          
                                                  
    Вот  и  прошел  CSP'2002  -  party  для всех  
спектрумистов  Сибири.  Известные  (и  не  очень  
известные  %)  люди,  работающие  для Спектрума,  
приехали  в Новосибирск для того, что-бы увидеть  
друг  друга  в  реале,  пообщаться, и, возможно,  
завязать новые знакомства (как это было для нас,  
дляJupiter 77).   There is a lot to talk about this  
I won't attend the event, because I'm terribly lazy,  
and why muddy the waters - it was just necessary  
GET there.                                    
There were no any at CSP'2002  
demo/music/gfx compo - it was friendly  
drinking party :), and not demoparty, as they thought  
some. But this fact should not overshadow you -  
demoparties are held often, and after them too  
drinking of alcoholic beverages is arranged :)  
So everything was according to all party rules :)  
We are too lazy and too busy to do anything  
release on party (speaking for J77 :), therefore  
the option with CSP'2002 was for usperfect. Theme  
moreover, Novosibirsk is only 4.5 from Tomsk  
hours away by bus (and by car also  
faster).   Also OLN/J77 for a long time (even before  
formation of J77 and before my entry into it  
composition) often visited Flash Inc. s  
TAW and Invader in order to get new software  
present yours and drink a bottle with them  
vodka. :)   
   
    OLN:   
   
 Here lzb is a little mistaken - of course I am  
visited Flash Inc.  but not often, but  
just 3-4 times, that's what TAW really is  
he often visited Flash people.  By the way, I am very  
I regretted that it was not at CSP'2002, because this  
the monster could rummage through the whole of Novosib and catch almost  
all Flash players, and at CSP'2002 there was one of them  
Voxon only...   
   
 lzb:   
   
 So, let's not digress from the topic. At the beginning  
May I received an invitation to CSP'2002 in the form  
paper (!) letter from BlastOff/NotSoft.  
Informing others about this pleasant event  
members of J77, wedecided to go there.  How  
it was supposed to be three of us - lzb, OLN and IvanGL.  
Later we informed another one about our trip  
ex-spectrumist (he now has an Amiga 1200),  
who expressed a desire to go with us and suggested  
your car as a vehicle  
(which would be cheaper, more comfortable and faster).  
His name is Valera.  Until June 24, everything was ok - y  
everyone had money and time for CSP'2002. 25th  
this Valera said that he has no money (and he  
works at GazProm).  We are, of course, over this  
they would laugh at a joke if they didn’t know this  
bad.  But he wasn’t joking (there are such  
fuckers!!!!!!).  The cost of the trip has increased for  
we are one and a half times, which is why everything turned out  
torn off (and this happened 10 hours before ours  
departure!!!!!).   We had to urgently find  
money and wondering if it will be enough for the bus (fortunately  
that I did 2-3 days before just for fun  
looked at the intercity bus schedule).  
In general, we caught the bus, and that was enough for us  
tickets.  :) By the way, on the way to the station we managed  
buy a bottle of Tomsk fuel. :)   
   
 OLN:   
   
It's also a shame that because of this goat Valera  
IvanGL and another good one of ours couldn’t go  
person.  But the only good news is that Valera  
also wasn't on CSP'2002, because it's creepy  
drove and, I think, that if he had been there, then  
most likely our mood would be ruined.   
lzb:                                          
                                                  
Arriving in Novosibirsk, I slowly became  
go nuts about the minibus numbers - 1163, 1211. %)  
In general, having taken the right bus, we got to  
Ficus.  Moreover, NLO has already been to Novosibirsk, and  
knew where and how to go :) From the bus  
stops (on the advice of NLO we left a little earlier  
needed by us) NLO briefly introduced me to the locals  
stalls - there they took vodka, there a snack, there  
something else... %) By the way, in Novosibirsk there is a huge  
number of 'box' stores that are in  
Tomsk was banned and demolished a long time ago, and  
instead there are beautiful one-story shops.   
   
 OLN:                                          
                                                  
 Damn - like I generally tried to stay away from  
lzb away as soon as we got off the bus  
because he acted like a schizophrenic with  
paranoid psychosis ;) constantly poking  
finger on all buses, trams and trolleybuses  
making inarticulate sounds and making faces  
its own face that it is impossible to describe it. ;)   
   
 lzb:   
   
 Uh... Well, I can't get used to four-  
digital bus numbers!                        
   
 Arriving at the cosmodrome around 11:30... oh... k  
Ficus house, we did not find any signs  
what someone other than us is going to master  
unexplored expanses of space not without help  
rocket fuel (by the way, I didn’t fly anywhere  
"). Having learned from Ficus's wife that he is NOT and WILL NOT BE  
all weekend, wethought to call the locals, and  
ask - WHAT DO WE DO????  Slacky  
kindly %) agreed to appear soon (he lives  
in the house opposite :). After waiting for him for a good half hour,  
we noticed a person who did not want to (not  
wanted :) to identify myself (as it turned out  
later, it was Tiden/DT). That's what he told us,  
that everyone will come. %)   
   
 Slowly the rest began to catch up  
astronavigators%).   About one o'clock in the afternoon, after  
collective photography and shooting with a camera%),  
we went to the nearest one  
type fuel and refueling complexMARKET.  
After some time, a crowd of astronauts  
carrying fuel cylinders (40% vol),  
oxidizer and igniter (some kind  
lousy local spill) went to  
launching site on the Ob River. We got there  
there without loss of both fuel and personal  
composition.  Upon arrival at the place, she was promptly  
a launch pad for flights has been deployed  
near and deep space (outa space :) Ze Pagan  
made a good toast, and away we go... Everyone became  
fill your tanks with fuel, mixed with  
oxidizer and igniter.   Mine  
engines accustomed to Tomsk vodka...  
fuel with a different octane number, local  
fuel, in the amount of two stacks, not  
I liked it, and in order to avoid leaving the nearest one  
same orbits, I didn't force my engines,  
I went to sunbathe and swim, fortunately it was day  
ALMOST warm (and yet I was cold and burned).  
After spending some time on the pitiful semblance of a beach  
(I must say, the RULER beach - there is SAND everywhere,  
which is not on our Tom), I decided to check  
condition of the remaining astronauts - some  
were very cheerful and cheerful. In general, I then  
sunbathed, then ran to the cosmodrome to check  
cosmonauts and refueling themselves with an oxidizing agent (not  
will my engines work without it even at  
such a low orbit!) During one such  
for a scheduled check, I came across the announcement of CSP'2002  
Warez Rask and announcement of ZaRilem#03. Everyone who is still  
I wanted something and could do something, they began to get it  
autographs on floppy disk envelopes and ZR#03.  
I also signed somewhere... with someone...  
to someone... But I didn’t think of installing it for myself  
someone's painting.  :(((It seems that we are all from  
Siberia, from one small region, and live  
we rarely see each other, so the autograph is memorable  
the face and appearance of a person are very interesting for  
each spektrumist.   NLO/J77 collected  
autographs of all (byat least we think so  
:) CSP'2002 visitors.                          
   
 OLN:   
   
 Here we must add that lzb generally behaved  
he's a goat - he didn't drink anything, but just ate a snack (what,  
in general, he always does).  Vodka by the way  
to say it was really nothing - just lzb  
started to pick and choose that she doesn't have the same type  
the taste he is used to is not the same bottle, not  
so spilled, etc. About halfway through the party  
Voxon appeared and, naturally, it was poured  
penalty, and then another and another - in short it was very  
fun.    Everyone drank, ate, talked,  
they were kidding and generally did not behave at all like  
befits cultured people ;) By the end of the event  
we had 3 corpses and several zombies ;)) (need  
explain that I called people who got drunk as corpses  
to a lying state, and zombies, of course, are those  
who could move well, but no longer  
thinking :))   
   
 lzb:   
   
The path to the apartments for the night was long and  
difficult, because the spektrumists, whom  
had to be accompanied, they weighed a lot.   :)  
Those eager to continue the banquet went to  
Timon, and we are me, NLO/J77, Debosh, BlastOff and  
WBR, like those who wanted to sleep, went to WBR  
having bought some vodka along the way :) NLO, no  
having slept for two days, went to bed almost immediately  
:) without even starting to drink vodka.  WBR and Debosh  
the two of us crushed this bubble (well, I don’t like it  
Novosibirsk vodka!).   At the same time we  
watched the video filmed by Debosh.  
It turned out not so bad... In the morning these bastards  
I was crucified and forced to wake up.  
When I finally woke up, I saw a machine for  
haircuts, onbedside table standing a couple of meters from  
me. I immediately asked someone to cut my hair.  
WBR kindly agreed to do this. Shaking  
having a hangover with his hands, he abused mine  
head.  True, the bald spot was not very even -  
vodka, drunk the day before, made itself felt.  
The slightly drunken eyes of the others confirmed,  
that baldness is normal. Still not trusting them, the same  
with a machine, I made my bald head cosmetic  
repair, thereby putting it in order.           
   
 OLN:   
   
 Here you can add that firstsent  
voxon, who was fed up with free kicks, put him on  
a bus, which, according to the majority,  
suited him most (where Voxon came  
remains a mystery to me, because the next one  
he was gone for a day.  :)) Well, everyone who was on  
WBR's apartment - bastards, because they didn't wake you up  
me when they drank vodka and watched the footage  
(I just don’t remember how I fell asleep - 2 days without sleep,  
this is not a joke.   :) So it turned out that  
When I woke up, I discovered that it was already morning and it was near  
some face is sleeping, which later turns out to be  
Debosh. :)) When I woke up, I immediately cursed everyone  
that they drank without my participation and watched the ending  
video footage (cool :)) a little further  
having devoured and touched the SPECCY standing in the next one  
room, we started getting ready on the second day  
CSP'2002.                                         
   
 then continue...   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
                                                  

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