Scene kung-fu - Hello my dear little scene Bruce Lees and Jack Chans...

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 hello my dear little stage
Bruce Lee and Jack Chan. Today I will teach you
stage kung fu, "drunk stork" style or
most likely the "scener's claw" style.            
                                                
 position first.                             
                                                
 Get into the "Scenery Wild" stance, throwing at
put your right leg behind your neck.  Some
sceners do not do this action the first time
it turns out, that's why everyone is a beginner stage
Kung Fu fighters often walk around with bruises.              
                                                
    Clasp your elbows / do not pack or
archive, namely compress/, while grinning
unbrushed stage teeth. All this needs to be done
to distract the enemy.  His look is complete
disgust will stop at your yellow teeth, and
then we will deliver a DEADLY Blow to the area
groin.                                           
pAxA.                                           
                                                
    By the way, I forgot to mention!  In order to
master the style"scener's claw", just for you
it will be necessary to have huge claws /as on
arms and legs naturally/.  but on
in the initial stages, while training is being carried out, they
you don't have to.                              
                                                
 position second.                             
                                                
 imagine that you are in the forest,
surrounded by militants
opponents who don't stand a chance
run away.  What are your actions? FIGHT! Definitely. and
we will not use any weapons/type
overhead "scener claws", or "iron"
rib III"/. We will only use what
We were given by Mother Nature and Dad by radiation.   
                                                
    First we need to lie low, and then
kill all enemies. so, banzai! jump on
tree and disguise as a branch.  Next I ask
remember an important thing: you can’t help but
admit the idea that the enemy also knows how
masquerade as a bitch. but he can be identified by
lipstick color.                                   
                                                
    since from birth our skin has color
khaki, we can hide ours with relishlocation, which will cause the enemy to have a certain
feeling, damn it, I forgot what normal people call it
people, but we are “kung fu stagers”, so we
I don't give a fuck. :)                                      
 Stop, this is where I want to finish "Scene"
kung-fu 1", to be continued naturally, but
That's all for now. Something didn't quite work out
what I wanted to write about, but fuck it!             
                                                
 position third.                             
                                                
lamergy vs totoro.                          
    totoro vs Depress.                          
    Depress vs lamergy.                         
                                                
 position four.                          
                                                
 then psychosis came and broke the backs of all of them.
                                                
 position fifth.                              
                                                
 the beer is running out!!! :)