Games - Home Simpson 2: Again to Russia.

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(c) Mr.Gluk                                     
                                                
 homer Simpson 2: again then Russia        
                                                
 from a conversation with a local homer found out that
The goal of the game is to build a nuclear power plant in this
settlement. also the aborigine split, that
You should ask the security guard for the construction method.
stations.  after that the local ran away from the aftershock,
throwing away the newspaper he had prepared for a good cause...   
                                                
    dirty feet are an old subject of spiritual
Homer's suffering... Using the plumbing
in the programmer's house homer got rid of it
stone in the soul and a bad smell that betrayed
homer from afar.                                
                                                
    bullshit used at the monument to the Great
To a man, she opened a passage to the dungeon.             
                                                
    With the help of the crap, Homer opened the doors.     
                                                
 from a conversation with the security guard it turned out that
yesterday he hadIt's a hard day today
all signs of alcohol intoxication. because
It is not customary to take aspirin in Russia in the morning,
the guard unobtrusively hinted at the need
hangover as a catalyst for further conversation.
In general, the guard who has been suffering since yesterday is not
wants to think about nothing but moonshine.   
                                                
    The old moonshiner said that
her national product has just been kicked out
and defended, and costs 15 rubles. Looking for money
Homer tried to spin the ATM.  ATM
I ate the card and didn’t choke. but even after devouring
don't just give the card away to the ATM
going.                                     
                                                
 To receive money from an ATM, a programmer
advised to treat the card with dichlorvos - card
will become compatible with new versions of the ATM
software  on the advice of the programmer, the card has been processed
dichlorvos - has become suitable for use in
ATM.  tapping on the ATM a little though
managed to get some money.    on
ATM money Homer bought moonshine from
grandmothers... Attention! Homer broke the law for the first time
I bought moonshine from my grandmother.                        
 Moonshine had a beneficial effect on
organismsecurity guard and Homer found out that
technology for constructing and launching a nuclear power plant
owned by programmer Vasya.                       
                                                
    To prepare a pass to a nuclear power plant, a security guard
requires a photo. Homer found his photo on
stand "the police are looking for them", however, disrupt
photo is not possible - cop on duty
closely monitors the visitor.  In order to
To distract the cop, Homer gave him a newspaper,
abandoned by locals.  With the help of crap Homer
I was able to take the photo off the stand.             
                                                
    It turned out that in order to do
You also need a pass and glue (glue a photo).
After thinking logically, Homer came to the conclusion
what glue makes sense to ask the pioneer in
school.   after a short resistance pioneer
gave me the glue. after all the blows of fate, everything is missed
they did. Finally the pass is ready!           
                                                
 Turning to the programmer Vasya, Homer did not
I could get nothing from him - Vasya doesn’t want
help with instructions, citing employment.
To somehow interest the programmer
Homer tried to buy it from the merchant Oleg
The compact with the game is priced at a reasonable price. but
the price turned out to be a littleabove financial
Homer's possibilities.  the merchant had to do it
an offer he couldn't refuse.
It only takes a few shots to make people
much more accommodating... programmer Vasya,
complimented by a compact with the first part of the game,
produced a disk containing instructions for
launch of nuclear power plants.  provide your
He was unable to sprint, citing his low
productivity.                             
                                                
    the computer at the nuclear power plant took over
CD with instructions.   However, it's so simple
computers at nuclear power plants do not give up.
the instructions are not readable. Head finger movement
The disk drive also does not bring any results. computer
requires the presentation of documents.  presented
the computer pass solved the identification problem,
and electronic brains began to trust
Homer.  tinkering with the computer a little homer
I still learned how to start up a nuclear power plant. received
the result did not frighten him.  maybe he's just
stupid?  :) the computer reported that for successful
starting the reactor, you must turn on the system
ventilation... Homer complied with the request
computer and turned on the ventilation system...
the insatiable reactor asks for uranium.  on wood
refuses to work. Pawnbroker Petya asks for a handful of uranium
a hundred bucks. Homer doesn't have that amount of money,
however, a kind man, a pawnbroker, suggested that
with that kind of money it’s worth promoting a pioneer in
school... To appease the pioneer, Homer takes
a magazine with naked women is the only trophy,
survivor of a hacker's raid on Homer's suitcase...
Pioneer pays bucks for a magazine. Quite a fool :)
The pawnbroker gives away the uranium.   it is stored in
refrigerator to avoid spoilage. Uranium has been purchased.
All that remains is to open the refrigerator, the key to which
the pawnbroker lost... finding the key and opening
Homer's refrigerator carefully poured out the precious
item in your pocket.  The reactor is filled with uranium.
Applause.    fueled reactor more
capable of producing energy.   System
cooling wants diesel fuel.  Without it, the reactor cannot
works :(                                     
                                                
    Grandma doesn't give away diesel fuel. Indeed, on
How then will she have to distill the moonshine? after reading
"Crime and Punishment" by Dostoevsky, Homer
suddenly realized how to persuade my grandmother to give
diesel fuel... after some persuasion (with an ax
head) the grandmother no longer prevented the seizure
diesel fuel from a kerosene stove... after crying in
oily and dirtyminer's homer vest
I asked him for a nail to pierce the kerosene stove.
Using the given nail, Homer pierced
kerosene stove and poured the diesel fuel into the prepared bucket.
I was quite pleased with the ventilation system
filled with diesel fuel and started up successfully.
an unclosed reactor does not want to work. Toilet
the lid does not fit the reactor :( closed
the reactor is more accommodating :) Danger
uranium splashing is prevented.              
                                                
 For complete happiness it is necessary that
the security system was equipped with a backup
food.  Battery inserted by homer into the unit
security solved the problem of backup power
and at the same time problem 2oooo.  insatiable computer
said the reactor was ready for use. For
connection of the reactor to the power system is necessary
turn on the switch. However, not everything is so simple -
someone stole the power knob.  after some time
quarrels with the pioneer manage to extract from him
switch handle.  Obviously, the clever kid has
free access to the nuclear power plant premises.  that's how it is
Russian mentality.                          
                                                
 The switch is turned on, the reactor is started and
connected to the power grid... taskcompleted
successful, everyone is smiling.  the pilots are calm -
look at the stars. :)