Humor - Jokes.

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(C) SANDMAN

 Two blue ones are riding on the bus (in the back seats). One
to another:
    -Listen, let's quickly have sex.
    -What are you talking about, there are people all around.
    - I bet I’ll come forward right now and ask for water and attention.
no one will pay attention. If he doesn’t, then we’ll hook up.
    So they argued. The first one comes out and asks for water.
no one pays attention. Well, in general, nepenuxhyucb they are coming
further.   The bus stops at a traffic light, the driver
jumps out to the nearest car.
    -Man, give me a cigarette.
    -Are you really insolent, you have a full bus?
passengers. Ask them.
    -Yeah, one asked for water, so you know what they did to him!
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 A circus has arrived in town. Poster: "Attention! First time on stage
a boy with a phenomenal memory!" The show begins as
it's supposed to be a full house.
    The clowns come out, the laughs are gone.
    The boy comes out, drinks a bucket of water and leaves.
    Then the acrobats came out, jumped and left.
    The boy comes out, drinks a bucket of water and leaves.
    Then the jugglers come out, throw the balls and leave.Then the entertainer comes out and announces: “And now a boy will come out.”
and he will piss all of you. There's no use in running away - PHENOMENAL MEMORY!"

 A man is driving a car.   Suddenly a wheel falls off and
rolls downhill.  The man follows him.  Sees - on it
drug addicts hang out.
    - Guys, I would like a wheel.
They hand him a pill.
    - Yes, it’s not like that for me, I need to go.
    - Yes, man, you are completely insolent!