Humor - Jokes.

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║ Anecdotes.            ║
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(C) SANDMAN

   One day the Chukchi returned from hunting. His wife says to him: “What are you
do you want?"  - “However, I’m hungry.” She fed him. "What else are you
do you want?" - “However, I’m thirsty.” She got him drunk. "What else do you want-
do you read?"  - “However, I want to sleep with you.” We slept together. "What else are you
do you want?" - “However, I want to take off my skis.”

 An agricultural conference is taking place.  The Frenchman stands up:
“We sow potatoes on May 15 and harvest on September 16.” Gets up
Englishman: “We sow potatoes on April 15th, and harvest them on August 16th.”
thick."  The Chukchi stands up: “We sow potatoes on June 15, and harvest
Come June 16th." They ask him: “Every other day? Why so early?” -
"I really want to eat."

 A ship is sailing. A submarine comes up to meet him. You-
The Frenchman pokes his head in: “What is the course for Grenada?”    -
"South-south-west 38."  They sail on. The second underwater surfaces
boat.  An Englishman sticks out: “What is the course for Grenada?” -
"South-south-west 38."  They sail on. The third underwater surfaces
boat.  The Chukchi pops out: “However, what is the course to Grenada?” -
"South-south-west 38."  -"However, let's not go crazy, but better
wave your hand!"

Once upon a time, a new one was introduced into the Olympic sports: scoring
nails head.  Competitions are taking place. French speaking
athlete.  He hammered two nails and they carried him away with a broken head.
An American athlete performs. He hammered three nails - and he was carried away -
or with a broken head. Chukchi speaking. Hammered fifty nails.
The result is announced: the US athlete took first place, second
The French athlete took the place, the Chukchi took third place. Chukchins
the coaches were offended and went to find out why only the third. "And your
the athlete actually broke the rules: he hammered nails with hats
down."

   The Chukchi says: “However, a large bird appeared in the mountains, love-
hey carries! The Chukchi shot three times before the man was released.
tila. It's called a hang glider!"

 Once they sent two dogs and a Chukchi into space. The first vi-
current, they call from the ground: “Squirrel!” - "Woof!" - "Press the red button-
ku!"  - "Woof! Woof!"  The second round has begun. "Arrow!" - "Woof!" -
"Press the white button!" - "Woof! Woof!" The third round has begun. "Chukchi!"
- "Woof!" - “Why are you barking, .....! Feed the dogs and watch nothing -
don't touch it!"