Humor - Jokes.

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║ Anecdotes.            ║
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(C) SANDMAN

The Chukchi delegation came to the selection committee of the Supreme Council
The USSR complains: “We don’t want to be called Chukchi: it’s all about us
There are jokes and witticisms going around." - “Okay, we’ll take it into account.” The next day
a decree was published in the newspapers: “From now on, instead of “Chukchi” there should be
say "The Jew is a reindeer herder."

 Representatives of different nations argue about who he was by nationality
you V.I. Lenin. Russian: "He was Russian." - "Why?" - "He's ro-
fought, made a revolution, died and was buried in Russia." Englishman:
"He was English." - "Why?" - "He was preparing the Russian revolution-
tion in English libraries." Swiss: "He was Swiss." -
"Why?"  - “He was hiding from the Russian Tsar in Geneva all the time.”
Chukchi: "He was a Chukchi." - "Why?" - "He was very smart."

The Chukchi comes to the doctor and says: “What is it with me, that
Everyone calls me Chukchi? The doctor opened his skull and saw:
two parallel convolutions. He took it and placed them on the cross
rest.  Nauto Chukcha gets up and goes to the mirror. "Oh, well, what am I
Garniy lad!"

 Two Chukchi are walking through the forest. One is carrying a telephone booth, and the other
- log.  "Why do you need a phone booth?" - "However, if the wolf
will attack, I will hide in it. Why do you need a log?" - "However, if
The wolf will attack, I will leave him and it will be easier for me to run."

 Once a Chukchi bought a Zhiguli. I came to see them in my stable
more  People poured out and admired it. One Chukchi wiped the headlights. "However,
what big eyes!" Another patted the roof. "However, what
tough skin!"  The third pulled the exhaust pipe. "However, -
male!"

 The Chukchi went on a trip by car. The whole camp is about him
driver. After some time, a telegram arrives: “North arrived.”
okay, I’ll be back so-and-so.” The entire camp poured out to greet him.
They are waiting for Chukchi - he is not there. They wait a day, wait two. A month later she arrived
et.  They ask him why there is such a delay? "However, there are three
speed, but back - one, and the head gets tired backwards for
Others to follow."

 One day, a Chukchi and his son are hunting in the taiga. They see a squirrel. Pfft!
“However, it’s a skin.” They see a moose. Pfft! "However, it's meat." They see -
geologists. Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! "However, - matches."

 One Geologist got lost, starved for several days, became overgrown and
freezing  He crawls and sees: the Chukchi is sitting, and next to him is a mountain of fish. "Chukchi,
give me fish, I’m dying!..” - “however, I can’t, -the boss asked
you have to work," - "Who's your boss?" - "I'm on my own
boss!" - "Chief, give me some fish!" - "However, take as much as you want."
scratch!"

 The Chukchi sits in the tent, reading the newspaper "Pravda" with materials
congress. A man runs in. "Chukchi! There your deer jumped into the abyss -
zero!" The Chukchi does not look up from the newspaper. The second man runs in.
"Chukchi!  There, two of your deer jumped into the abyss!" The Chukchi reads
newspaper.  A third person runs in.  "Chukchi! Your whole herd is there
the abyss has jumped!" The Chukchi raises his head from the newspaper. "However, -
Ten-den-tion!

 Two Chukchi are sitting in the tent. One is reading a newspaper; after a while
time he says with a smart look: “Something is bothering me Gondu-
races," - “I told you,” the second Chukchi answers, “don’t bother
him."

 One day, the Chukchi had a sixth child.  Here the Chukchi are filling-
et metric: father’s nationality is Chukchi, mother’s nationality is
Chukchi, the nationality of the child is Chinese. They ask him: “How can
Chinese, if you parents are Chukchi?" - "However, the Chukchi newspaper chi-
Tal, and it says that now every sixth person on Earth is Chinese
"etc."

 One day the Chukchi wanted to become related to the Jews. Matchmakers come
hide.  “However, you have a daughter - we have a son, we want to become related
by you.  However, your yurt is old - you need a new one - they put it on the table50,000, - However, you don’t have deer - you need a lot, - they put in more
50,000, “However, your daughter is poorly dressed - she needs to be richly dressed,” - more
50,000. The old Jew says to his wife: "Sarah, don't you think...
Surely our new relatives are more like the Japanese?