Humor - Jokes.

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║ Anecdotes.            ║
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(C) SANDMAN


   The Chukchi arrived in Moscow. Rides in a taxi around the city. Suddenly ahead-
rez - old lady. The driver - to the right, and the old lady to the right, the driver -
to the left and the old lady to the left. We barely missed each other. They move on. Chukchi
says: “The Russian hunter is a bad hunter. If the Chukchi had opened the door
If I didn’t open it, the old woman would have left!”


   One day the Chukchi was going to Moscow. They tell him: “Bring defi-
quote." - “Where is it?” - “And when you see the line, it means for defi-
Cytom."  And here is the Chukchi in Moscow. He caught a taxi and said to the driver:
"Take the deficit."  - "To GUM? To TSUM? To Petrovsky Passage?" -
"However, the line is much longer." The driver drove Chukchi to GUM.
The Chukchi came out to Red Square, saw a line at the Mausoleum and
says to the taxi driver: “However, I’ll stand here, and you’ll follow me in the evening.”
come in." In the evening the taxi driver arrived and asked: “How’s it going?” - "Od-
However, no luck: by the time I reached the counter, the seller died."


   They ride in a taxi in the front seat, next to the Chukchi driver, and
in the back - Georgian.  The driver asks Chukchi: “Where are you going?” A
Chukchi only knows Russianask: “How’s Dilya?” - "Where-ku-
yes?" - “How’s Dilya?!” - “I don’t understand,” - “How’s Dilya?!” Driver
turns to Gruzin: “What is he saying?” - "Patamuchto!"


   Once a Chukchi taxi driver in Moscow asked a riddle: “Who is the son of my
mother, but not my brother? - “However, I don’t know.” - “I myself!” Returned-
Chukchi goes home and tells a riddle: “Who is the son of my mother, but
not my brother?" - “We don’t know.” - "Moscow taxi driver, however!"

   The Chukchi received a new apartment and will show it to the guests. First com-
nata: “Here I have a tundra.”  Second room: "Here I have
tundra."  Kitchen: “I have a tundra here.” Toilet: "Here is my chum."
They ask him: “Where do you go to the toilet?” - "To the tundra!"