Humor - Jokes.

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║ Anecdotes.            ║
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(C) SANDMAN



 Two cowboys are walking near a cliff. Suddenly one of them stumbles and
slips off. The second one shouts:
 - Hey! Are you alive?
 - Yes.
 - Are your arms and legs intact?
 - Yes.
 - Then get out!
 - I can’t.
 - Why?
 - I haven't fallen yet!


 - What did your mother-in-law die from?
 - From opening.


 - What did your mother-in-law die from?
 - From mushrooms.
 - Why is your whole face covered in bruises?
 - I didn’t want to eat.


 Forest. A man with a harp is barely crawling. Suddenly a lion appears,
who looks angrily at the man. "Okay, at least before death
I’ll play for the last time,” he decided. I started playing. Leo suddenly
Mer, began to listen.  The man continues to play. And the lions are going
more and more and everyone is listening. A whole forest was gathering. Everyone listened-
ut.  Suddenly one lion jumps out and eats the musician. All lions
ask the lioness:
 - How could he do this?!
 - He was deaf!


 The Jewish mother approaches the boss and says:
 - It would be nice to take my son to work.
 - Now let's see. Here! There is a manager's vacancy.
 - How long will it be?receive?
 - 1500-2000 dollars.
 - Oh!  Yes, he will walk on them. Do you have anything
   another?
 - Here, the seller at the kiosk will earn two or three million.
 - Oh! Yes, he will drink with that kind of money. Don't you have anything?
   something like one hundred or one hundred fifty thousand?
 - What are you talking about?! For this you need a higher education!
                     /This joke was told to me at the institute!/


 A guest arrives.  He sees that the owner of the house is playing chess with
with your dog. 8-O
 - What a smart dog you have!
 - Oh, how smart you are, she loses to me all the time!