My answer - I still couldn’t miss the questionnaire that flew in the last issue - I couldn’t resist and answered.

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 I still couldn’t skip the questionnaires, 
flew in the last issue - couldn’t resist 
and answered:                                
                                          
   To begin with, I’ll drop a couple of lines about 
unjustified attacks on the PC from the outside 
                                          
 skl> Why unjustified?  :)         
         
some X-treamer. In the second or third 
in this issue he wrote (emphasis on `a` :-), 
whatIntel processors cannot, I quote, 
"subtract registers, as well as their incremental 
rove and decreminate" - end of quote. 
                                          
 skl> As far as I know, he did not mean 
that they cannot inc/dec. Perhaps the meaning 
glitch?                              
                                          
                                          
 Next: they can only “add”. B 
This is not a true statement at all. Here you go:    
                                          
 skl> This super-smart programmer told him 
hall :)                                    
                                          
 1. Subtracting registers: sub ax,bx;     
 2. Incrementation: inc ax;           
 3. Decremination: dec ax;           
 4. And this is your burden: execution 
inc and dec commands on 8088/8086 pro processors 
comes out in 3 clock cycles as with 8-bit, 
the same with 16-bit registers. A 
80486 copes with them in just 1 clock cycle 
(and not 4, and certainly not 11 bars as 
on Z80). skl> You forgot to add 1 bar to your 
a few hundred more, for wait cycles 
from slow (compared to clock 
memory frequency.                         
                         
 Next point of accusation ;-). He's the same 
                                          
 skl> What are the charges?                   
                   
writes that in VarCraft the scrolling is slow. 
Where did he get this information from? I saw it myself or 
just heard?  If you saw it, which one? 
computer  On Robotron? I saw it myself on 486 
            ^^^^^^^^^                   
 skl> You see, THIS VC does not work :)))  
                                          
DX2/66 - scrolling with absolutely no brakes!!! 
                                          
 skl> And I myself saw how it slows down at:   
   
 - 48bDXЗЗ                                
 - 48бDXбб                                
 - 48бDX80                                
 - 48бDX100                               
 - 48бDX133                               
 - ПЕНЬ75                                 
 - ПЕНЬ90                                 
                                          
 Вопросы есть ? :)                        
                                          
   У меня сложилось впечатление, что тов. 
X-treamer  в  PC  разбирается так же, как 
домохозяйка в управлении государством.    
                                          
 skl> Ежели так, то как ты разбираешься в 
своём писюньке ? :)))))))))))))))))))))   
                                          
   Мой совет - если не знаешь о чем-либо, 
то  лучше  не пиши и не говори, а то пос-The consequences can be very sad...    
                                          
 skl> I completely agree !!!!!!!!!!!! :)  
                                          
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   Now it’s time for the questionnaire. Questions (or- 
The author's photography and punctuation have been observed):  
   1. What is a pussy for?!             
      - If you are a gamer, then why not ku- 
drank Playstation?!                         
      - If you are an artist, then why not buy- 
is it Amiga?!                               
   2. Your opinion about Spectrum.            
      - First think about what your answer is. 
The kids are spektrumists.                         
                                          
 skl> Non-proprietary was meant here 
speck, and speck a la Sprinter.               
                                          
 3. What is the coolest computer?!     
 - If it’s a pussy, then why?!          
 - If Macintosh, then why?!       
 - If Silicone graphics, then why?! 
   4. What are you doing on the pussy??!         
   5. Are you going to buy a Pentium? 
II?!                                     
   6. Why does a pussy need a “cool” brake 
graphics?!                                
   7. Why does a pussy need a high frequency?!     
   8. Did you know that pussy is con- 
Thor's car?!                         
                                          
   My answers:                            
   1. Hmmm... Strange question. He told me 
                                          
 skl> Why strange? They asked you 
why did you buy it...                 
                                          
reminded of one joke about a boxer - 
The boxer is asked, why do you need a head? 
probably to think? He answers - yes, 
and I also eat there. (The joke is a little off 
topic, but still...).                      
                                          
 skl> Never mind the topic :))))))))))   
 skl> There is no theme here...            
                                          
 Counter question: why is it needed? 
Speckie, McIntosh and others?! To this question 
                                          
 skl> And this is for you to ask :)))         
        
Everything has grown so far, but at the end I will sum it up.  
                                          
 skl> Why is that all, you didn’t answer the question? 
till;  you're afraid that you'll be laughed at if you 
would you say that you bought it for gaming?           
                                          
 2. I thought a lot before answering 
tit >;-> (see explanation to the second question- 
dew).  It's amazing how much admiration 
you spektrumists are talking about your computer 
see how happy you are about “cool” demos (yes, 
                                          
 skl> Did you really think a lot?      
     
By the way, what's good about them? Just on- 
                                          
 skl> For you, of course, nothing - you don’t care 
life does not understand how they work, and so 
no longer write at least a pathetic semblance 
(although you probably won’t suffer and 
will you do everything through animation?)     
                                          
a variety of effects moving from demo to demo, 
with a few exceptions). I foresee skl> I would say that with rare exceptions 
nium swinging from demo to demo.           
                                          
question, why are there such demos on PC? 
                                          
 skl> They exist, but they are so crooked (they 
xo)!!!                                   
                                          
no ?  I answer without thinking, because 
that these demos are _not_ needed here. And in general, 
                                          
 skl> It’s clear - they look crooked 
:)                                        
                                          
what kind of pleasure can you get from (es- 
Am I right) 274*192 pixels and 16 
                                          
 skl> You're wrong - 256*192, but in general you 
they asked about a more developed spec.       
                                          
colors. And use the QAOP keys instead 
to sit down and tinker with the mouse in such a cultural manner 
                                          
 skl> You see, there is a mouse on the spec with 
198X, and the screw is from 1993 and many 
it is actively used(I'm not even talking about the mouse 
- this is already a common occurrence)                
                                          
ku. And the brake flops, and the grinding 
                              ^^^^^^^^^^^ 
 skl> That's fun :) where did you hear that 
- sitting in the emulator and listening 
SoundBlasterPro?                         
                                          
auishka sound? (I won’t say anything about Covox, 
                                          
 skl> Install a second screw, double 
for more than the first, write it down there and don’t forget- 
wai - that there is also SoundDrive, 
UltraSound, a bunch of others, and the most powerful and 
the best is GeneralSound.                   
                                          
because I haven’t heard it myself, although they say 
that it provides CD quality. Mo- 
                                          
 skl> Listen, dig into the LPT wiring, and 
think - could there be a seat there? 
quality...                                 
                                          
maybe, but I don’t believe it, because 
CD quality is 44100 Hz, 16 bits and 
stereo, and a second of such quality takes 
no, no more no less, 172 KB. Howthis can- 
can fit into your 256K, because it doesn’t 
                                          
 skl> Will it fit into 1bmgb?                  
                 
even 1.5 seconds will fit, `_you can 
go up to 44100, 8, stereo (or up to 22050, 
16, stereo), then it’s still a second of it 
will take 86K. It turns out as much as 3 seconds. Sla- 
                                          
 skl> And if 22050, 8 bits, then it will work 
Wow, about 6 seconds already :) That’s just it 
you see, it’s possible based on samples and songs... 
And GS has its own memory...          
                                          
it's a bit weak, but that's, alas, something else 
quality).  There is an opinion that aishka 
Produces decent sound. It's hard to say 
to know whose opinion this is, you better find out from 
those who have listened at least once in their lives 
Yamaha DB5OXG, Ensoniq Soundscape, Turtle 
                                          
 skl> Well, I listened, so what - you understand 
this is all digitization, but ay there is sound for it 
and was created.                             
                                          
Beach or, in the end, regular Sound 
Blaster with more or lessdecent co- 
                                          
 skl> With decent speakers, you say. A 
you try to find decent speakers - they 
all Chinese, terrible quality, and bass 
practically do not reproduce at all. A SB, 
IMHO, mazdie Chever, he is very crookedly blue 
tesses the bass.                            
                                          
lonks, and they will tell you that aishka is 
this is mustdie chever. Somehow I got distracted. More 
                                          
 skl> Whoever says it, show it to me ;)    
    
one question - is it possible to do it on spec? 
really _serious_ work? Naso- 
                                          
 skl> That’s exactly what’s possible on spec, but here’s 
in writing what will you do?  Cartoon in 
ZDSMax ?                                  
                                          
Include at least one. (I have a feeling in response 
                                          
 skl> IS-Dos, UFO-1,2; ChV1,2; Pink Floyd; 
Perfect commander; STS X.XX; Alasm x.xx; 
Tasm x.xx;  Masm x.xx; ZX-Asm x.xx; XAS;DigitalStudio;      ProTracker x.xx; 
SoundTrackerPro;    electronic edition 
SPECTROPHONE;  E/I ZX-Format;  E/I oberon; 
E/I ZX-Power, etc;   online newspaper 
Plutonium ;) ; and much much more.    
 Total 21 items *8-[ ]          
                                          
only silence).  It was still possible to fail 
      ^^^^^^^^                            
 skl> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))  
                                          
questions, but my fingers are tired. Maybe 
              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^             
 skl> How long has it been since something “labor-intensive” has been on 
I didn’t do anything to the pussy, did I?               
                                          
I drove hard, but I was forced to do it 
                                          
 skl> Or I hit you hard :)    
    
articles by a certain person hiding under 
                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^     
 skl> Why is the hiding one not hiding 
it turns out, he strenuously advertises his alias and, 
for some reason, almost always in first place 
:)name X-treamer.  At the very last moment 
                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     
 skl> Listen, dear, your screw has crashed 
- I told you this when you just... 
started writing this work J :)           
                                          
ment received information that X-treamer 
no longer X-treamer, but some kind of Lynx. This is 
mu what previously belonged to comrade. 
X-treamer, now also applies to Lynx. 
                                          
 skl> Amazingly logical :)))         
         
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  For lack of space and time, continue 
of finishing off the lamer by Sokol, you read- 
read in the next issue of the newspaper, but for now... 
ka :)).                                   
                         Skipped by Lynx. 
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   Now let's move on to the pleasant stuff - humor 
by Condor.