Educational program - A pisishnik’s response to a questionnaire for pisishniks.

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 Lamer: Bug.                              
                                          
        Ответ писишника на анкету         
           для писишников. :)             
                                          
                                          
  Для  начала черкну пару строк по поводу 
                                          
 lx> Ну черкни !!! >;)                    
                   
unjustified attacks on the PC from the outside 
some  X-treamer. In the second or third 
                        
 lx> Not `someone`, but me !! Please remember- 
 lx> thread.                              
                                          
in this issue he wrote that Intel processors 
cannot, I quote, "subtract registers, but 
also increminate and decreminate them 
                                          
 lx> the latter applied, by the way, 
 lx> to another phrase :)))))).            
                                          
 "Vat" - end of quote. Next: they can 
just "fold".  Fundamentally wrong 
approval. Here you go:                    
                                          
   1. Subtracting registers: sub ax,bx;     
             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^        
 lx> You shouldn't have written this, I feel sorry for you!   
                                          
 2.Incrementation: inc ax;  .       
 3. Decremination: dec ax;  . /      
 4. And this is your burden: execution 
inc and dec commands on processors 8088/8086 pro- 
comes out in 3 clock cycles as with 8-bit, 
the same with 16-bit registers. A 
80486 copes with them in just 1 clock cycle 
(and not 4, and certainly not 11 bars as 
on z80).                                  
                                          
                                          
  Next point of accusation ;-). He's the same 
writes that in WarCraft the scrolling is slow. 
Where did he get this information from? I saw it myself or 
 lx>My penb-166 is slow!!        
just heard?  If you saw it, which one? 
computer  On Robotron? I saw it myself on 486 
DX2/66 - scrolling absolutely without brakes!!! 
I got the impression that Comrade. 
X-treamer on PC can be understood in the same way as 
housewife in government. 
                                          
 lx> What, did you try it on yourself?;)           
           
 My advice is if you don’t know about something, then
It’s better not to write or speak, otherwisepos- 
The consequences can be very sad...    
                                          
 lx> Same to you!!!!                    
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   Now it’s time for the questionnaire. Questions (or- 
The author's photography and punctuation have been observed): 
   1. What is a pussy for?!             
     - If you are a gamer, then why not ku- 
     drank Playstation?!                    
     - If it’s an artist, then why didn’t you buy it? 
     Amiga?!                             
   2. Your opinion about Spectrum.            
     - First think about what your answer is.  
     The kids are spektrumists.                   
   3. What is the coolest computer?!     
     - If it’s a pussy, then why?!           
 - If Macintosh, then why?!        
     - If Silicone Graphics, then why?! 
   4. What are you doing on the pussy?!         
   5. Are you going to buy a Pentium? 
    II?!                                 
                                          
   6. Why does a pussy need a “cool” brake 
    graphics?!                            
                                          
   7. Why does a pussy need a high frequency?!     
                                          
   8. Did you know that pussy is con- 
    Thor's car?!My answers:                            
   1. Hmmm... Strange question. He told me 
reminded me of one joke about a boxer - 
The boxer is asked, why do you need a head? 
probably to think? He answers - yes, 
I also eat there. (The joke is a little off 
topic, but still...).                      
   lx> Really off topic!!!             
      Counter question: why is it needed? 
Speckie, McIntosh and others?! To this question 
 lx> Behind the closet!! ;)                    
Everything has grown so far, but at the end I will sum it up.  
   2. I thought a lot before answering 
tit >;-) (see explanation to the second question- 
dew).  It's amazing how much admiration 
you spektrumists are talking about your computer 
  lx> >:( Yes, I love you... ^^^^^  
see how happy you are about “cool” demos (yes, 
By the way, what's good about them? Just on- 
a selection of effects moving from demo to demo, 
with a few exceptions.  I foresee  
The question is, why are there such demos on PC? 
no?  I answer without thinking, because 
  lx>They are there in writing, but lamer!!!   
that these demos are _not_ needed here. And in general, 
what kind of pleasure can you get from (es-am I not mistaken) 274*192 pixels and 16 
flowers. And use the QAOP keys instead 
to sit down and tinker with the mouse in such a cultural manner 
ku. And the brake flops, and the grinding 
  lx> Cultural ?>:.                      
the sound of aishka? (I won’t say anything about Covox, 
because I haven’t heard it myself, although they say 
that it provides CD quality. Mo- 
maybe, but I don't believe it because 
CD quality is 44100 Hz, 16 bits and 
stereo, and a second of such quality takes 
no, no more no less, 172 KB. How can this be 
can fit into your 256K, because it doesn’t 
even 1.5 seconds will fit, although you can 
go up to 44100, 8, stereo (or up to 22050, 
16, stereo), then it’s still a second of it 
will take 86K. It turns out as much as 3 seconds. Sla- 
a little weak, but alas, that’s something else 
quality).  There is an opinion that aishka 
Produces decent sound. It's hard to say 
to know whose opinion this is, you’d better find out from 
those who have listened at least once in their lives 
Yamaha DB5OXG, Ensoniq Soundscape, Turtle 
Beach or in the end the usual Sound 
Blaster with more or less decent skins 
lonki, and they will tell you that Aishka is 
this is mustdie chever. Somehow I got distracted. More 
 lx> You are in the echo of the Khan >:))).             
one question - is it possible?Should I do it on spec? 
really _serious_ work? Naso- 
at least one. (I have a feeling in response 
only silence).  It was still possible to fail 
 lx> UFO 1.2, Doom, ChV 1.2, Is-dos, 
C-dos, Mirror, Megaball etc, Zx-windows, 
etc.                                      
                                          
questions, but my fingers are tired. Maybe 
   lx> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - :))))))).    
I drove hard, but I was forced to do it 
articles by a certain person hiding under 
name X-treamer.  At the very last moment 
   lx> See above !!!                       
cop received information that X-treamer 
no longer X-treamer, but some kind of Lynx. This is 
mu what previously belonged to comrade. 
X-treamer, now also applies to Lynx. 
   3. This question actually killed me. 
shaft, because Only teapots ask these questions. C 
   lx> Who are you talking about, me?        
one might as well ask who 
cooler, Bruce Lee or Sylvester Stallone. 
 lx> Another question, what is your orientation? 
tion?!                                     
Overcoming all difficulties, I stillI'll try to answer this question. Everyone 
the computer is good in its field, in its 
sphere. And it is not possible, imhO, to compare different 
personal platforms this way. Would you still 
asked which is better, a snowblower 
or bus. Even though they are machines, they are comparable 
you cannot strip them, because... these are different cars 
appointments.  If specky was initially in favor of 
thought as _n_e_d_o_r_o_g_a_ya_ alternative- 
wa to more advanced computers, then 
 lx> When there was a Speckie, the pussy was dead 
lym.                                      
Silicon Graphics was created _specially_ 
in order to match your 
the second word in the title.  And so it is possible 
continue ad infinitum.  And our PC 
now occupies the optimal niche between 
more productive computers, 
on the same SG, Mac and so scolded by you 
Amiga on the one hand, and on the other hand 
us, less powerful computers 
(I won’t name them). Thus, 
Do you need professional graphics and sound? 
nalgo quality (for example, for screensavers 
on TV, for advertising, etc.), then use 
specially designed for this com- 
py: those known to me are SG and Amiga. 
If you are satisfied with 274*192; 16 colors 
tov and such small illegible letters 
(except, perhaps, for a few programs),when you even mix them up (letters that is); EU- 
do you like squeaky sounds? if ho- 
itching to press buttons on the keyboard - 
re, when everything is done much simpler than the mouse 
yu; if you like to tinker with until you're blue in the face 
fifty floppy disks;  if you adore the poor 
 lx> Screw, mouse and others are already on spec 
yes!                                    
(sorry, for such a word, but no other 
was able to pick up) games; if... Okay, ku- 
  lx> Tell Mednonogov about this.         
tit.  Maybe I went too far, but I 
  lx> And not only her!                    
warned that there may be consequences 
very sad...`.  And if you want 
I want to play normal games, fill 
create something in some editor 
simultaneously with listening to any 
be some cool music on CD, seriously 
do pictures and all sorts of graphics 
 lx> You contradict yourself!!!       
whoa (there are _professional_ programs like 
for example Adobe Photoshop, 3D Studio Max, 
Corel Draw etc), work (and also 
seriously) with music (from _professional- 
nal_ know only Sound Forge) and created 
give high quality music,and also there- 
I have a lot of different things, feel free to take them 
  lx> Well, you have vocabulary!!!             
PC.  Can spec boast of this? 
I highly doubt it.  In general, the PC has absorbed 
yourself a little from this, from that, but... 
I admit, it is a lower class of car, SPECIALISTS- 
ZIZED on a specific area of application 
nia.                                      
   4. I have already answered this question a little 
above.                                     
   5. Yes, but in the next six months I won’t 
I'm sorry.                                    
   6 and 7. After reading these questions, 
Another joke pops into my head 
(now on topic) which ends 
simply brilliant :-) phrase (however 
and the question itself): What if I hit you on the head 
I'll use a tire iron, then what kind of leg do you have? 
will it fall off?  And I’ll ask you: why do you 
256 colors, because 16 is so cute :-) A 
   lx> There's no reason to do it :).               
why do you need so many keys on the keyboard, 
2 would be enough (Enter key and 
Reset pedal).  From this follows a simple 
thing: I had to think carefully 
before asking questions like this 
stupid, stupid and illiterate.                
  lx> You won't hit the push around the push. 
 8. What do you understand by the term 
`office machine`? Drop a few lines and 
I'll answer.                                 
  lx> Extrrra must die !!                 
   P.S. This whole questionnaire reminded me of bass 
nude about Moska and the elephant. And the author of the questionnaire, 
it looks like not only a kettle, but also a lamer, 
 lx> I'm not a teapot or a lamer, I'm just 
  lx> learning to be them.                   
  lx> =))))))))))))))))))))))))))).     
  lx> Are you not a lamer and not a teapot?!        
                                          
because he pretends that he knows 
computers are like the back of your hand, and on 
really...                             
   P.P.S.  I want to ask Lynx: will you... 
small head before publishing yours 
questionnaire?                                   
 lx> When I made the questionnaire, I thought about it 
  lx> my, and when you answered, you thought 
  lx> another head (if you have 
 lx> first).                            
  lx> And more: answer jokes half- 
  lx>in all seriousness - it’s better not to answer at all 
  lx>chat!                                
                                          
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