+======================================================+ | !!?HUMOR?!! | +======================================================+ I N S T R U C T I O N Purpose, operating conditions and technical product data toilet paper (art. N 11315509651) The product is intended for removal remnants of the defecation process from the outside edge of the anus, adjacent to areas of skin adjacent to it and locally con- centered on a given area of the body hairline (hereinafter referred to as the place use). 1. Carefully read this instructions. The instructions must be fastened with M6 screws in an easily accessible and well- well litplace in the direct line of sight capabilities of the user(s). 2. Place the roll of the product at the level not the user's chest in a slightly horizontal position tal position. 3. Perform an act of defecation. 4. Ensure successful completion act and in the absence of urges to continue it marriage (this point is important for saving and rational use of the product). 5. Direct forward motion with your right hand down, grab the tip (of the product) I), and then with a sharp movement up and to the right at approximately an angle of 60 degrees pull the arrows towards the horizon line (product e), thus unwinding 700 mm of paper tapes (for user convenience, every 100 mm products are marked with perforations). 6. Multidirectional movement of hands in horizontal plane, make adjustments tape breaks approximately in the middle between two closest perforation sites. NOTE. It is not recommended to tear in perforation areas due to danger disruption and deformation of the fibrous structure tours of product material. 7. Fold the piece of product in the form of a gar- midges (accordion), sequentially bending it according to perforation areas. 8. Transfer to your hand, most conveniently new for the user. 9.Attach what you received during the previous further manipulations the product to the place of use vania and, pressing your hand tightly to the skin cover, make wiping movements in the intergluteal space. 10. Using a clean, dry hand, check the quality of cleaning (intergluteal the space should be dry to the touch and slightly rough). If found poor-quality wiping to perform mani- populations described in paragraphs 4-9 three or four more times. PRECAUTIONS 1. Do not smoke near the product. 2. Do not throw away the used product in places of culture, recreation and eating. 3. Keep away from children. Toilet paper - not a toy, but a hygiene product. 4. Repeated use is not recommended. use of the product. Printed based on text from the Sport newspaper for 08;02;97. Submitted to the "kypbe-competition" call 97" by reader S.V. Romanova.
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